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By:harryk In:Clean



A girl was sitting on a park bench.

Beggar: Hi sweetheart.

Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart?

Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed?


Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 236
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By:harryk In:Clean



I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient, I'll get to you shortly!


Tags : ( Insults ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 140
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By:harryk In:Clean



Pappu: You know I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once.

Girlfriend: Oh my God! how did you survive?

Pappu: I fell off the bottom rung!


Tags : ( Pappu ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 200
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By:harryk In:Clean



I am not an alcoholic. I just have a lots of reasons to celebrate!


Tags : ( Alcohol ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 88
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By:harryk In:Clean



Boy: Do you think my salary is sufficient if we get married?

Girl: Of course, it will be sufficient for me... but how will you survive?


Tags : ( Girl and Boy ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 192
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By:harryk In:Clean



It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers!


Tags : ( Marriage ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 76
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By:harryk In:Clean



Banta: What do women and fire engine have in common?

Santa: When they are around, everybody knows!


Tags : ( SantaBanta ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 144
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By:harryk In:Clean



When someone is in a bad mood, look them in the eyes and tell them to smile. They will always smile and cheer up a bit.

Good Morning!


Tags : ( Good Morning ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 192
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By:harryk In:Clean



What has two grey legs and two brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhoea!


Tags : ( One-liners ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 108
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By:harryk In:Clean



If you really want to know about your mistakes, you should ask your wife!


Tags : ( Marriage ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 100
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By:harryk In:Clean



Santa: You must have been born on a highway?

Jeeto:Why?

Santa: Because that's where most accidents happen!


Tags : ( SantaBanta ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 168
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By:harryk In:Clean



You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus!


Tags : ( Wise Words ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 92
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By:harryk In:Clean



Boy: My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling.

Teacher: You must be Kidding?

Boy: No, that is my brother. I am Joking!


Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 208
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By:harryk In:Clean



Which is larger, the number of seconds in a week or the number of minutes in a year?


Tags : ( Puzzles and Riddles ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 112
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By:harryk In:Clean



Teacher: If you think you are good and fast in maths then tell me what is 12 x 45 = ?

Pappu: 132

Teacher: That's wrong.

Pappu: But it is fast!


Tags : ( Pappu ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 228
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By:Raghavendra In:Love - Romantic SMS


Meri Likhi Baaton Ko Koi Samjh Nahi Pata,
Kyun Ki Mai Ehsaas Likhti Hoon,
Aur Log Alfaaz Padhte Hai.


Tags : ( Funny SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 140
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By:harryk In: Story SMS


Ya khuda maaf karna tere is gunehgaar bande ko,
Jo tumhari chamatkaar me dakhil hota hai,
Sirf ye poochne ke liye aaya hu mein,
Ke kyun har raat tanhai mein mera dil rota hai…


Tags : ( Sad Story SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 236
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────(♥)(♥)(♥)────(♥)(♥)(♥) __ ɪƒ ƴσυ'ʀє αʟσηє,
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──(♥)████████████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт α ɧυɢ,
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──────(♥)████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ηєє∂ тσ ɓє ɧαρρƴ,
────────(♥)████(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɱɪʟє.
─────────(♥)██(♥) ɓυт αηƴтɪɱє ƴσυ ηєє∂ α ƒʀɪєη∂,
───────────(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ʝυѕт ɓє ɱє.


Tags : ( Love Poem ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 1260
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By:harryk In:Clean


May your worries be light;

May your joy be great;

And may your cup overflow.

Good Morning!


Tags : ( Good Morning ) - SMS Length: 156
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