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User: Biharilal Rajput

By:Biharilal Rajput In:Clean



The most powerful word other than 'I Love You' is...

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'Salary is credited'!


Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 244
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By:Biharilal Rajput In:Clean



Jeeto: Whats the meaning of Dhanteras?

Santa: It means, Kaam Mera, Paisa Mera Aur Dhantera's...


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By:Biharilal Rajput In:Clean



Life begins with our cry.

It ends and makes others cry.

Try to fill this gap with as much laughter as possible!


Tags : ( Life ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 172
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By:Biharilal Rajput In:Jokes SMS



Kam karo Aaram karo ...
Subah karo ya Sham karo
jindgi jio Aur jine do sabko
nahak mat pareshan karo
ye mera bharat desh hai pyare
ese na badmam karp
gaddarose ise bachao ...
Ab fhirsrna ghan karo ........
Biharilal ......
whtsapp ..9765906285


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By:Biharilal Rajput In:Jokes SMS



Bas nahi chlta kajake samne
Apna muh chupaya mautne
vada jinka ho chuka unko na choda mautne
nirankarko chodke sabko zhinjoda mautne
....biharilal.......
whatsaap.....
9765906285


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By:Biharilal Rajput In:Jokes SMS



Sundar nari pagalpan hai suzh buzhka dhyan nahi ....

sundrtake balbute par Thglena Aasan nahi ......

hasin ho tum jawn bhi ho ishki tumhe pahechan nahi ......

nagar nagar ko dhundne wala wyapari nadan nahi ........... ........

Biharilal ..............
whtsaap 9765906285


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By:Biharilal Rajput In: Story SMS



Jindgi jineko di to ji maine ......
kismatme likha tha pi to pi maine .......
tere likhe ko nibhay kya khat ki maine .....
Biharilal
Whtsap 9765906285


Tags : ( Dosti Story SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 204
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By:Biharilal Rajput In: Story SMS



Gunahgar Koun ....................?
pati patni hameshaki tarah soye huye the ...... .
Aadhi ratme patini ne Aajib sapna dekha
O jorse chillai ....
bhago bhago mera pati Aaya hai
pati gahri nindme tha..
patni phir se chillai
bhgo.....mera....pati.....Aaya...hai
pati jaisa jaga to usne khidse chalang lagai Aaur kud gaya ....?
isme gunahgar kon huwa ?
Biharilal Rajput
whtsap.
9765906285


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By:Biharilal Rajput In:Jokes SMS



GHARME RAHA KARO..................
Paglram jabhi gharse niklta bahar bachhe khel rahe hote
pahalram unehe hardin sawal karta bachho ?
Tum chunav ke bareme kya jante ho
bache kahate kuch nahi
Aare gado gharpehi khelte ho tum kya jano
hardin kuch na kuch o puchatehi rahta
ekdin pagalramne pucha bachho Aamerica ke bareme jante ho ?
Bache bole nahi
sallo gharpehi khelte ho tum kya jano
bachhoko is batka bahot gussa Aaya
ek din jaisahi pagalram gharse bahar nikla bachhone pucha Aancal Aap gunduram ke bareme jante ho
psgalram bola nahi
bacche .. Kabhi gharmebhi raha karo ..
b.m.rajput
whatsApp 9765906285


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By:Biharilal Rajput In:Jokes SMS



11ke bad kaun Aata hai
Paglram ke ghar mehman Aaye they
Pagalramki munniki hoshiyari ke bareme charcha chal rahi thi
Pagalram bola hamari munni bahot bahot hoshiyar hai
mehman bole
munni jara batao ghadime kitne baje hai
munni boli 11 baje hai
mehman bole munni jara batao 11 ke bad kaun Aata hai
munni ne turant uttar diya
11 ke pahle papa dutype jate hai Aaur 11ke bad padoske Aancal Aakar muze lori gakar sula dete hai


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By:Biharilal Rajput In:Jokes SMS



Tum hamre hai
Ham tumare hai
baki kaun kiska hai
Ram jane


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By:Biharilal Rajput In:Jokes SMS



N Chedo hame dil dukhaye huye hai
judai ke sadme uthaye huye hai
utha lao khanjar karo katl hamko
chrnome shishko zhikaye huye hao
nahi chahte kabrme roshniko
ham aaphise tanko jalaye huye hai
khilona samzhkar bigado na hamko
hambhi kisike banaye huye hai


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By:Biharilal Rajput In:Shayari SMS



Raja. o golu ye cards le aur aapne muhalleme sare friends ko bant de
golu. ye kya hai
raja. meri shadike cards
golune pure mohalleme card bant diye liekin kishinebhi puncha to golu kahta ye rajaki barbadike card hai


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By:sunnylathiyan In:Shayari SMS


Dil me tumhari apni kami chhod jayenge,
Aankhon me intezar ki lakir chhod
jayenge,
Yaad rakhna bhul na paoge hume,
Pyar ki aisi kahani chhod jayenge.
.............$$$$$$


Tags : ( Love Shayari SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 228
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By:admin In:Language SMS


बिन देखे तेरी तस्वीर बना सकता हूँ।
बिन मिले तेरा हाल बता सकता हूँ॥
है मेरे प्यार मे इतना दम
तेरी आँखो के आँसू अपनी आँख से गिरा सकता हूँ॥


Tags : ( Hindi SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 488
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By:Vichitra In:Shayari SMS


Na jaane tum pe itna yakin kyon hai? Tera khayal bhi itna haseen kyon hai? Suna hai Pyar ka dard meetha hota hai; to aankh se nikla ye aansu namkeen kyon hai?


Tags : ( Love Shayari SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 212
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By:jigar In:Clean


Look at the clock when you are sitting idle;

But never look at clock when you are working.

Have a great week!


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