User: Taran Assi

By:Taran Assi In:Clean

Meanwhile, Alia Bhatt called up a Jat Bhai and told him that they can try Tatkal if they are not getting reservations!

Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 160
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By:Taran Assi In:Clean

HR Head addressing employees:

This year too, increments will be as per the Bell Curve.

One of the Employees: What is that?

HR Head: Let me put it in Hindi, "Ghanta Milega!"

Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 276
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By:JaTT In:Shayari SMS

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gehrai me,
Hume mat dhundna duniya ki bhid me,
Hum milenge tumhe tumhari hi parchai me…

Tags : ( Funny Shayari SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 192
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By:Vipul Verma In:Language SMS

Best cosmatic for the lips is truth,
For the voice is prayer,
For the eyes is pity,
For the hands is charity,
for the heart is care
Always keep these in your beauty box(heart).

Tags : ( Islamic SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 280
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By:JaTT In:Shayari SMS

MOOR Naachty Huay Bhi Rota Hai,
Or HANS Martay Huay Bhi Gaata Hai,
Ye Zindgi Ka Dastoor Hai.
Dukh Wali Raat Neend Nai Aati Or
Khushi Wali Raat Kon Sota Hai…!

Tags : ( Sad Shayari SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 212
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By:JaTT In:Day Wishes SMS

Happy men's day

For the 1st time SOMETHING on a MAN. Do read it.

Who is a MAN?

>A man is the most beautiful part of God's creation who starts compromising at a very tender age.

>He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.

>He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents face.

>He spends his entire pocket money on buyng gifts for the girl he loves just to see her smiling

>He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late at night without any complain.

>He builds their future by takng loans from banks & repayng them for lifetime.

>He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife & boss.

>His mother, wife & boss all try to control him.

>His life finally ends up only by compromising for others' happiness.


Agar aurat par hath uthaye to BESHARAM,

Aurat se maar khae to BUZDIL,

Aurat ko kisi ke saat dekh ker ladai kare to JEALOUS,

Chup rahe to DARPOK,

Ghar se bahar rahe to AAWARA,

Ghar me rahe to NAAKARA,

Bachhon ko dante to ZALIM,

Na dante to LAPARWAH,

Aurat ko naukari karane se roke to SHAK KARNE WALA,

Aurat ko naukari karane se na rokey to BIWI KI KAMAI KHANE WALA,

Maa ki mane to CHAMCHA,

Biwi ki sune to JORU KA GULAM...

Na Jane Kab Aayega,

Tags : ( Friendship Day SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 2000
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