User: Buta ramana
Age hasn't spoiled you a bit! But then... how could it, you're so young!
Pathan saw a board in the middle of a river, he tried to read, but he can't read it.
So, he swim into the river and read,
"Crocodile Inside - Don't Swim"!
On some days, I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running!
Future exam pattern in India:
General students - Answer all questions.
General students (girls) - Any three out of ten. (33% of total)
OBC - Write any question.
SC - Only read questions.
ST - Thank you for coming.
Gujjars/Jats - Thank you for allowing others to attend the examination.
It's OK if some people don't like you... because everybody doesn't have a good taste!
Stop letting the noises inside your head, overpower the happiness that lies outside.
Mahilaon Dwara Make-Up Dhone Se Pehle Unki Antaratma Unhe Ek Baar Zaroor Puchti Hai...
Do you really want to reset your face to factory settings?
You are not poor because you don't have money. You are poor if you don't have a dream.
Find arms that will hold you at your weakest,
Eyes that will see you at your ugliest,
Heart that will love at your worst,
If you have found it, you've found love!
Make sure to be thankful before bed. What you think about now will determine the state of your dreams.
Today let us remember that life gives no guarantees. It is uncertain and unpredictable. Hence, it is our absolute duty to make the most of each day.
Good Morning and have a wonderful day!
You never know which footstep will bring a good twist in life.
So keep on walking! Happiness comes when it is most unexpected!
Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart.
Happy Valentine's Day my love!
Mom: Where are you going?
Me: Today is Valentine's Day, hope you know.
Me: Toh Bas, Couples Pe Lathi Charge Karne Ja Raha Hun!
I hate when I'm about to hug someone really awesome, and my face hits the mirror!