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User: jatinder doraha

By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Banta: What's your idea of a balanced diet?

Santa: Beer in each hand!


Tags : ( Alcohol ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 104
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



The brightest stars in my life are not planetary objects, they are friends like you who shine through night and day.

Good Night!


Tags : ( Good Night ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 184
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Stop worrying about what's gone by. Start celebrating what lies ahead.


Tags : ( Motivational ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 96
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Santa:I don't expect anything positive from my wife.

Banta: Why so?

Santa: Because even her blood group is 'B Negative'!


Tags : ( Marriage ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 196
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



A Punjabi opened a Tea stall in China and named it "Panjab Tea Stall".

He got no business for a long time and was about to close down when someone told him to have a more Chinese name for his tea stall if he wanted to succeed in China.

After struggling for a name, he got grand success when he kept the new name.

"Ko Si Ko Si Chaa Fu Ke Fu Ke Pee"!


Tags : ( Pinglish ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 500
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



What kind of room has no windows or doors?


Tags : ( Puzzles and Riddles ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 56
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Bunty: My girlfriend broke up with me.

Pappu: Why?

Bunty: She says I'm childish.

Pappu: So how did you cope up?

Bunty: I took a deep breath calmed down, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away!


Tags : ( Funny ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 320
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



If your wife is in a bad mood even after talking to her mother for hours then beware, it is a 'Serious Problem'!


Tags : ( Women ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 152
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others!


Tags : ( Motivational ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 124
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Love is heat.

You are sweet.

When two Lips meet.

Love is complete.

Lots of kisses for you on this Kiss Day.

Happy Kiss Day!


Tags : ( Kiss Day ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 224
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



A great thinker was asked, "What is the meaning of Life?"

He replied, "Life itself has no meaning, it's an opportunity to create a meaning."

Good Morning!


Tags : ( Good Morning ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 232
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



No matter where you are I'll always find my way to Hug you tight and shower you with my kisses.

With lots of love.

Happy Hug Day!


Tags : ( Hug Day ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 196
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By:jatinder doraha In:



Speaking without egos;

Loving without intentions;

And caring without expectations.

I promise you that you will be mine always.

Happy Promise Day!


Tags : ( ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 244
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By:jatinder doraha In:



We have so much more than I ever thought we would.

I love you more than I ever thought I could.

I promise to give you all I have to give.

I'll do anything for you as long as I live.

Happy Promise Day!


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or wear is... a mother-in-law who always notices what you cook and what you wear!


Tags : ( Marriage ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 200
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By:admin In:Language SMS


तरस जाओगे तुम महफिले वफ़ा के लिए,
किसी से प्यार ना कर खुदा के लिए,
जब लगेगी इश्क की आदत एक दिन,
तुम ही चुने जाओगे सजा के लिए,,


Tags : ( Hindi SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 432
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By:jitendra kumar In:Jokes SMS


Me Apne Anevale Kal Se Nahi Darata,
Kyuki Maine Bita Hua Kal Dekha,
Aur Apne Aaj Se Pyar Karta Hu!


Tags : ( Funny SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 136
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By:JaTT In:Love - Romantic SMS


Girl frnd- ki haal ae Kutte?
Boy frnd- Thik aa Bhootniae
GF- Ki kr rea c kmenea?
BF- kuch nhi tu dass Bandriae
GF-Tere nal gall kar ri aan
Manhoosa
BF- te mai ki kara fer Chudaile
GF- huh mainu boht kam ne chal
daffa ho
Love u Daffra
BF- te mai kehra vehla betha
Love you To meriae Sindyle
This is True Love without Drama.......!!!!


Tags : ( Love - Romantic SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 444
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean


Age hasn't spoiled you a bit! But then... how could it, you're so young!

Happy Birthday!


Tags : ( Birthday ) - SMS Length: 132
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