User: jatinder doraha
Banta: What's your idea of a balanced diet?
Santa: Beer in each hand!
The brightest stars in my life are not planetary objects, they are friends like you who shine through night and day.
Stop worrying about what's gone by. Start celebrating what lies ahead.
Santa:I don't expect anything positive from my wife.
Banta: Why so?
Santa: Because even her blood group is 'B Negative'!
A Punjabi opened a Tea stall in China and named it "Panjab Tea Stall".
He got no business for a long time and was about to close down when someone told him to have a more Chinese name for his tea stall if he wanted to succeed in China.
After struggling for a name, he got grand success when he kept the new name.
"Ko Si Ko Si Chaa Fu Ke Fu Ke Pee"!
What kind of room has no windows or doors?
Bunty: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Bunty: She says I'm childish.
Pappu: So how did you cope up?
Bunty: I took a deep breath calmed down, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away!
If your wife is in a bad mood even after talking to her mother for hours then beware, it is a 'Serious Problem'!
A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others!
Love is heat.
You are sweet.
When two Lips meet.
Love is complete.
Lots of kisses for you on this Kiss Day.
Happy Kiss Day!
A great thinker was asked, "What is the meaning of Life?"
He replied, "Life itself has no meaning, it's an opportunity to create a meaning."
No matter where you are I'll always find my way to Hug you tight and shower you with my kisses.
With lots of love.
Happy Hug Day!
Speaking without egos;
Loving without intentions;
And caring without expectations.
I promise you that you will be mine always.
Happy Promise Day!
We have so much more than I ever thought we would.
I love you more than I ever thought I could.
I promise to give you all I have to give.
I'll do anything for you as long as I live.
Happy Promise Day!
The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or wear is... a mother-in-law who always notices what you cook and what you wear!