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By:JaTT In:Sayings - Quotes SMS



boy :"can i hold your hand ?
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Girl:"no"
Boy : "why?
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Girl:"because it hurts when
you leave it
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boy : baap re.....................
i'm acting but she is
overacting


Tags : ( Funny Saying SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 232
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By:Vipul Verma In:Sayings - Quotes SMS



lil girl went 2 shop and asked
""jb m badi ho jaungi mujse sadi kroge?""
shopkeeper : ""Ha kyun nahi""
lil girl : to apni hone wali wife ko 1 chocolate v nhi doge.


Tags : ( Funny Saying SMS ) - SMS Length: 240
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By:admin In:Sayings - Quotes SMS



Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.
Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.
Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.
Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah.....


Tags : ( Funny Saying SMS ) - SMS Length: 232
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By:admin In:Sayings - Quotes SMS



Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo.
Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!


Tags : ( Funny Saying SMS ) - SMS Length: 236
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By:admin In:Sayings - Quotes SMS



Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha,
""Kya main tumhara pehla pyar hoon?
"" BIWI Boli, ""Kar di na sardaro wali baat,
SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai...


Tags : ( Funny Saying SMS ) - SMS Length: 224
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By:admin In:Sayings - Quotes SMS



kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo..
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati..
kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo..


Tags : ( Funny Saying SMS ) - SMS Length: 204
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By:admin In:Sayings - Quotes SMS



Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai,
apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai,
hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen,
hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.


Tags : ( Funny Saying SMS ) - SMS Length: 232
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By:admin In:Sayings - Quotes SMS



Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..


Tags : ( Funny Saying SMS ) - SMS Length: 220
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By:admin In:Sayings - Quotes SMS



Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me,
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born?


Tags : ( Funny Saying SMS ) - SMS Length: 180
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By:admin In:Sayings - Quotes SMS



A boy went 2 drop an unknown aunty 2 her home,
Aunty: beta raat bahot ho gayi hain, yahi so jao, bittoo ke room me.
Boy: nahi aunty main guest room me so jaunga
next morning a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffee.
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boy: aap kon?
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girl: main bitoo.. aap kon?
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boy: main chutia...


Tags : ( Funny Saying SMS ) - SMS Length: 444
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By:admin In:Sayings - Quotes SMS



3 monkeys escaped from the zoo...
One was caught watching TV...
Another playing football...
And the third one...
(scroll down for answer)
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No its not you...
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Why do u always think u r a monkey?


Tags : ( Funny Saying SMS ) - SMS Length: 352
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By:admin In:Sayings - Quotes SMS



1- U r a nice person.
2- line one is true.
3- line 2 is false if line 1 is true.
4- both 2&3 are true.
5- all 4 r false.


Tags : ( Funny Saying SMS ) - SMS Length: 188
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By:admin In:Sayings - Quotes SMS



If someone passed any degree after graduation its called Post Graduate,
if some passed a degree after masters, what it would be called?
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Simple.......
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Post Master


Tags : ( Funny Saying SMS ) - SMS Length: 264
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By:admin In:Sayings - Quotes SMS



TEACHER: WO TEEN WORDS BTAO JO SBSE JYADA BOLE JAATE HAI?
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STUDENT:MUJHE NAHI PTA
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TEACHER:SABASH BETA BAITH JAO.


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By:admin In:Sayings - Quotes SMS



Employee and boss - a funny conversation
EMPLOYEE- ""BOSS MERI SHADI HO GAYI, MERI SALARY BADHA DO""
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BOSS- ""FACTORY KE BAHAR HONE WALE HADSO KE LIYE COMPANY ZIMEDAR NAHI HOTI""


Tags : ( Funny Saying SMS ) - SMS Length: 260
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Most Liked in Funny Saying SMS Sub-Category


By:harryk In:Clean


A girl was sitting on a park bench.

Beggar: Hi sweetheart.

Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart?

Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed?


Tags : ( Funny ) - SMS Length: 236
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By:admin In:Language SMS


तरस जाओगे तुम महफिले वफ़ा के लिए,
किसी से प्यार ना कर खुदा के लिए,
जब लगेगी इश्क की आदत एक दिन,
तुम ही चुने जाओगे सजा के लिए,,


Tags : ( Hindi SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 432
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By:admin In:Language SMS


Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste.


Tags : ( Punjabi SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 200
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By:JaTT In:Love - Romantic SMS


Hum safar le chale wahan ,jahan tere siwa kuch na ho
Jahan qaid na ho umer ki
Jahan qemat na ho jazbon ki
Jahan hawas na ho chahat ki
Jahan mohtaji na ho lafzon ki
Hum safar le chale wahan ,jahan tere siwa kuch na ho


Tags : ( Love Saying SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 288
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