Funny Saying SMS
boy :"can i hold your hand ?
Boy : "why?
Girl:"because it hurts when
you leave it
boy : baap re.....................
i'm acting but she is
lil girl went 2 shop and asked
""jb m badi ho jaungi mujse sadi kroge?""
shopkeeper : ""Ha kyun nahi""
lil girl : to apni hone wali wife ko 1 chocolate v nhi doge.
Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.
Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.
Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.
Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah.....
Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo.
Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!
Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha,
""Kya main tumhara pehla pyar hoon?
"" BIWI Boli, ""Kar di na sardaro wali baat,
SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai...
kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo..
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati..
kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo..
Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai,
apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai,
hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen,
hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.
Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me,
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born?
A boy went 2 drop an unknown aunty 2 her home,
Aunty: beta raat bahot ho gayi hain, yahi so jao, bittoo ke room me.
Boy: nahi aunty main guest room me so jaunga
next morning a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffee.
boy: aap kon?
girl: main bitoo.. aap kon?
boy: main chutia...
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo...
One was caught watching TV...
Another playing football...
And the third one...
(scroll down for answer)
No its not you...
Why do u always think u r a monkey?
1- U r a nice person.
2- line one is true.
3- line 2 is false if line 1 is true.
4- both 2&3 are true.
5- all 4 r false.
If someone passed any degree after graduation its called Post Graduate,
if some passed a degree after masters, what it would be called?
TEACHER: WO TEEN WORDS BTAO JO SBSE JYADA BOLE JAATE HAI?
STUDENT:MUJHE NAHI PTA
TEACHER:SABASH BETA BAITH JAO.
Employee and boss - a funny conversation
EMPLOYEE- ""BOSS MERI SHADI HO GAYI, MERI SALARY BADHA DO""
BOSS- ""FACTORY KE BAHAR HONE WALE HADSO KE LIYE COMPANY ZIMEDAR NAHI HOTI""