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By:JaTT In:Sayings - Quotes SMS



boy :"can i hold your hand ?
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Girl:"no"
Boy : "why?
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Girl:"because it hurts when
you leave it
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boy : baap re.....................
i'm acting but she is
overacting


Tags : ( Funny Saying SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 232
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By:Vipul Verma In:Sayings - Quotes SMS



lil girl went 2 shop and asked
""jb m badi ho jaungi mujse sadi kroge?""
shopkeeper : ""Ha kyun nahi""
lil girl : to apni hone wali wife ko 1 chocolate v nhi doge.


Tags : ( Funny Saying SMS ) - SMS Length: 240
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By:admin In:Sayings - Quotes SMS



Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.
Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.
Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.
Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah.....


Tags : ( Funny Saying SMS ) - SMS Length: 232
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By:admin In:Sayings - Quotes SMS



Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo.
Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!


Tags : ( Funny Saying SMS ) - SMS Length: 236
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By:admin In:Sayings - Quotes SMS



Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha,
""Kya main tumhara pehla pyar hoon?
"" BIWI Boli, ""Kar di na sardaro wali baat,
SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai...


Tags : ( Funny Saying SMS ) - SMS Length: 224
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By:admin In:Sayings - Quotes SMS



kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo..
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati..
kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo..


Tags : ( Funny Saying SMS ) - SMS Length: 204
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By:admin In:Sayings - Quotes SMS



Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai,
apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai,
hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen,
hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.


Tags : ( Funny Saying SMS ) - SMS Length: 232
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By:admin In:Sayings - Quotes SMS



Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..


Tags : ( Funny Saying SMS ) - SMS Length: 220
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By:admin In:Sayings - Quotes SMS



Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me,
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born?


Tags : ( Funny Saying SMS ) - SMS Length: 180
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By:admin In:Sayings - Quotes SMS



A boy went 2 drop an unknown aunty 2 her home,
Aunty: beta raat bahot ho gayi hain, yahi so jao, bittoo ke room me.
Boy: nahi aunty main guest room me so jaunga
next morning a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffee.
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boy: aap kon?
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girl: main bitoo.. aap kon?
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boy: main chutia...


Tags : ( Funny Saying SMS ) - SMS Length: 444
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By:admin In:Sayings - Quotes SMS



3 monkeys escaped from the zoo...
One was caught watching TV...
Another playing football...
And the third one...
(scroll down for answer)
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No its not you...
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Why do u always think u r a monkey?


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By:admin In:Sayings - Quotes SMS



1- U r a nice person.
2- line one is true.
3- line 2 is false if line 1 is true.
4- both 2&3 are true.
5- all 4 r false.


Tags : ( Funny Saying SMS ) - SMS Length: 188
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By:admin In:Sayings - Quotes SMS



If someone passed any degree after graduation its called Post Graduate,
if some passed a degree after masters, what it would be called?
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Simple.......
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Post Master


Tags : ( Funny Saying SMS ) - SMS Length: 264
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By:admin In:Sayings - Quotes SMS



TEACHER: WO TEEN WORDS BTAO JO SBSE JYADA BOLE JAATE HAI?
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STUDENT:MUJHE NAHI PTA
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TEACHER:SABASH BETA BAITH JAO.


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By:admin In:Sayings - Quotes SMS



Employee and boss - a funny conversation
EMPLOYEE- ""BOSS MERI SHADI HO GAYI, MERI SALARY BADHA DO""
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BOSS- ""FACTORY KE BAHAR HONE WALE HADSO KE LIYE COMPANY ZIMEDAR NAHI HOTI""


Tags : ( Funny Saying SMS ) - SMS Length: 260
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By:admin In: Story SMS


Meri mohabbat ka aisa haal hua
Ki kisi se bya na kar paya...
Uski yaado ne na jine diya aur na
zmane ke dar se mar paya...
Chalti hai jaha teri baat
Mai chup sa ho jata hu...
Tere diye zakhmo ko mai
Kisi ko dikha bhi nhi pata hu...
Karunga teri badnami to
Log mujhe pe hasenge...
Is bewafa ke liye
Chhoda tha tumne hame
Mere apne mujhe aisa kahenge...
Isi liye dard-e-dil ko dba ke rakha hai.
Tere baad maine
Teri yado ko apna bna ke rakha hai.
Mujhe maloom hai tu ab tak mere
Naam ko bhi bhula chuki hogi...
'Wo to ek pagal tha
Mar gya hoga meri yaad me'
Aisa apne dil ko smjha chuki hogi...
Na jane fir kyu tu mujhse bhulayi nhi jati.
Tujhe to aati nhi
Fir na jane kYU mujhe teri
Itni yaad hai aati...


Tags : ( Sad Story SMS ) - SMS Length: 1100
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By:JaTT In:Language SMS


जो चाहा कभी पाया नहीं,
जो पाया कभी सोचा नहीं,
जो सोचा कभी मिला नहीं,
जो मिला रास आया नहीं,
जो खोया वो याद आता है
पर
जो पाया संभाला जाता नहीं ,
क्यों
अजीब सी पहेली है ज़िन्दगी
जिसको कोई सुलझा पाता नहीं.
जीवन में कभी समझौता करना पड़े तो कोई बड़ी बात नहीं है,
क्योंकि,
झुकता वही है जिसमें जान होती है,
अकड़ तो मुरदे की पहचान होती है।
ज़िन्दगी जीने के दो तरीके होते है!
पहला: जो पसंद है उसे हासिल करना सीख लो.!
दूसरा: जो हासिल है उसे पसंद करना सीख लो.!
जिंदगी जीना आसान नहीं होता; बिना संघर्ष कोई महान नहीं होता; जब तक न पड़े हथोड़े की चोट; पत्थर भी भगवान नहीं होता।
जिंदगी बहुत कुछ सिखाती है;
कभी हंसती है तो कभी रुलाती है; पर जो हर हाल में खुश रहते हैं; जिंदगी उनके आगे सर झुकाती है।
चेहरे की हंसी से हर गम चुराओ; बहुत कुछ बोलो पर कुछ ना छुपाओ;
खुद ना रूठो कभी पर सबको मनाओ;
राज़ है ये जिंदगी का बस जीते चले जाओ।


Tags : ( Hindi SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 2724
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By:sunnylathiyan In:Shayari SMS


Dil me tumhari apni kami chhod jayenge,
Aankhon me intezar ki lakir chhod
jayenge,
Yaad rakhna bhul na paoge hume,
Pyar ki aisi kahani chhod jayenge.
.............$$$$$$


Tags : ( Love Shayari SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 228
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By:harryk In:Sayings - Quotes SMS


Ae khat ja unke hatho ko chum le.wo padhe to unke hotho ko chumle.khuda na kare wo phar bhi dale, to girte girte unke kadmo ko chum lay.


Tags : ( Love Saying SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 184
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