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Santa Banta SMS

By:sunnylathiyan In:Jokes SMS



Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped-paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal. NAukar:Sahab barish ho rahi hai.Santa:Abe to Chatri lekr Daal......lathiyan boy


Tags : ( Santa Banta SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 236
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By:Singh Neelam In:Jokes SMS



Santa:where Is This
Banta: Yaar Me Hun
Santa:tum Kya Kar Rahe Ho
Banta: Me Us Ladki Se Friendsship Kar Na Chata Hun
Santa:phir Tum Ne Ladki Ke Kapre Kyu Pae He
Banta: Kyu Ki Me Ese Jaunga To Wo Kahegi Shadi Kar Le Is Lie Mene Ladki Ke Kapre Pae He


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga
fir MA fir Phd karwaunga
fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.
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Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha
Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?
Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?
Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai,
Accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



Banta fell in love with a porno star and married her.
He got an opportunity to watch one of her movie....
The Movie came to an End.


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



santa banta were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
santa : This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
santa: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



Santa traveling 1st time in plane going to BOMBAY,
while landing, he shouted : ""BOMBAY-BOMBAY""
air hostess : "" B-silent please ""
santa said : "" OMBAY - OMBAY.....!!!!!!!! ""


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai.


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new milkman.
Jeeto: He's very good looking, punctual & dresses so smartly.
And so quickly too!, said Preeto.


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



Santa goes to buy a underwear.
On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Banta asked: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat.


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



Santa went to see a gal for marriage.
Their families decided to leave them for some talk.
After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.


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By:ashish kumar chakravarti In:Shayari SMS


ek ajnavi se mujhe itna pyar kyo hai .

inkar karne par chahat ka ekrar kyo hai .

use pana nahi meri takdeer me sayad .

phir har mod par usi ka intejar kyo hai ...

(ashish kumar chakravarti)


Tags : ( Shayari SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 268
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By:ashish kumar chakravarti In:


main hu suraj teri khatir pighal bhi jaunga .

ek diya banke teri rah me jal bhi jaunga .

hai koi najar me to bata de mujhko .

teri duniya se dua banke nikal bhi jaunga ...

(ashish kumar chakravarti)+++++++++


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By:Great waraich In:Love - Romantic SMS


***Diwali **,christmas** ja** nama** saal** hove** ,.din** ohi** changa** hunda** jad** maa** baap** naal** hove.***


Tags : ( Love - Romantic SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 156
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By:Haider Bajwa In:Love - Romantic SMS


When you go out, check the look of the sky; when you come in, check the looks on people's faces. Twitter FOLLOW @YAAR_ANMULY


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