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Santa Banta SMS

By:sunnylathiyan In:Jokes SMS



Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped-paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal. NAukar:Sahab barish ho rahi hai.Santa:Abe to Chatri lekr Daal......lathiyan boy


Tags : ( Santa Banta SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 236
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By:Singh Neelam In:Jokes SMS



Santa:where Is This
Banta: Yaar Me Hun
Santa:tum Kya Kar Rahe Ho
Banta: Me Us Ladki Se Friendsship Kar Na Chata Hun
Santa:phir Tum Ne Ladki Ke Kapre Kyu Pae He
Banta: Kyu Ki Me Ese Jaunga To Wo Kahegi Shadi Kar Le Is Lie Mene Ladki Ke Kapre Pae He


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga
fir MA fir Phd karwaunga
fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.
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Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha
Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?
Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?
Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai,
Accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



Banta fell in love with a porno star and married her.
He got an opportunity to watch one of her movie....
The Movie came to an End.


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



santa banta were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
santa : This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
santa: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



Santa traveling 1st time in plane going to BOMBAY,
while landing, he shouted : ""BOMBAY-BOMBAY""
air hostess : "" B-silent please ""
santa said : "" OMBAY - OMBAY.....!!!!!!!! ""


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai.


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new milkman.
Jeeto: He's very good looking, punctual & dresses so smartly.
And so quickly too!, said Preeto.


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



Santa goes to buy a underwear.
On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Banta asked: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat.


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



Santa went to see a gal for marriage.
Their families decided to leave them for some talk.
After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.


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Most Liked in Santa Banta SMS Sub-Category


By:Biharilal Rajput In:Jokes SMS


Sundar nari pagalpan hai suzh buzhka dhyan nahi ....

sundrtake balbute par Thglena Aasan nahi ......

hasin ho tum jawn bhi ho ishki tumhe pahechan nahi ......

nagar nagar ko dhundne wala wyapari nadan nahi ........... ........

Biharilal ..............
whtsaap 9765906285


Tags : ( Funny SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 372
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By:Sunil Shayar In:Shayari SMS


Dil ke dard ko dil todane wale kya jane.
Pyaar ke rashmo ko ye duniya wale kya jane.
Kitani taklif hoti hai hume kabar ke niche.
Ye upar se phool chadhane wale kya jane.
By- S.S.Gupta


Tags : ( Dard ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 248
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By:Khadiza Khaleque Mitu In:Love - Romantic SMS


The smile on your face
Lets me know that you need me.
There's a truth in your eyes
Saying you'll never leave me.
The touch of your hand says you'll catch me wherever I fall
You say it best when you say nothing at all.


Tags : ( Funny SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 292
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By:Sunil Shayar In:Shayari SMS


Rulane wale hume rula denge.
Jahar deke gahari neend me sula denge.
Fir bhi "Sunil" ko koi gum nahi hoga.
Gum to hume tab hoga jab wo hume bhula denge.
By- S.S.Gupta


Tags : ( Love Shayari SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 224
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