Santa Banta SMS
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped-paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal. NAukar:Sahab barish ho rahi hai.Santa:Abe to Chatri lekr Daal......lathiyan boy
Santa:where Is This
Banta: Yaar Me Hun
Santa:tum Kya Kar Rahe Ho
Banta: Me Us Ladki Se Friendsship Kar Na Chata Hun
Santa:phir Tum Ne Ladki Ke Kapre Kyu Pae He
Banta: Kyu Ki Me Ese Jaunga To Wo Kahegi Shadi Kar Le Is Lie Mene Ladki Ke Kapre Pae He
Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga
fir MA fir Phd karwaunga
fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.
Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo
santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha
Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?
Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.
Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?
Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai,
Accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.
Banta fell in love with a porno star and married her.
He got an opportunity to watch one of her movie....
The Movie came to an End.
santa banta were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
santa : This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
santa: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
Santa traveling 1st time in plane going to BOMBAY,
while landing, he shouted : ""BOMBAY-BOMBAY""
air hostess : "" B-silent please ""
santa said : "" OMBAY - OMBAY.....!!!!!!!! ""
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'
Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai.
Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new milkman.
Jeeto: He's very good looking, punctual & dresses so smartly.
And so quickly too!, said Preeto.
Santa goes to buy a underwear.
On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Banta asked: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat.
Santa went to see a gal for marriage.
Their families decided to leave them for some talk.
After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.