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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



Best Of Rajnikant :-

One day
Rajnikanth
purchased
A BOX OF
Sketch pens . . .
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Next day . .
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Mughal-e-Azam
was released
in colour!!!:)


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



Once Rajnikant Donated blood to a very small, sick and thin child.,
Today that child is known as ""The Great Khali"".


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



Rajnikant was once told to choose 3 subjects when he got admission in jr.
college.........He chose science,arts and commerce!!!!!!!


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



WhY 'EARTHQUAKE' OCCURS ON EARTH???
BCOZ at that Time RAJNIKANT'S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATE MODE!!!


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



Rajnikant was practising for spelling test.
The rough sheet he used is today known as the oxford dictionary!!


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



A basket ball player spun a basketball on his finger and asked Rajnikant can u do it?
Rajani-how do u think the earth spins?


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



If you Google search ""Rajnikant Getting kicked""
you will generate zero results. It just does not happen.


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



Rajinikanth once pulled the head of a horse upward. Its descendants are
today called giraffes.


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



Once Rajnikanth was asked how he felt about the jokes made on him
which were spreading through sms and internet.
To everyone's surprise he started laughing and replied' ""Do you really
think they are jokes?""


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



Rajnikanth does not need a visa 2 travel abroad, he jumps from the
tallest building in chennai holds himself in d air while d earth
rotates.


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



1 day Rajinikant got angry on his sweeper boy, he kicked him so
hard that he went flying in the sky with is broom
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today that boy is famous as ""HARRY POTTER""


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



Once Rajanikant decided to stare at the Sun
The sun got scared and hid itself behind the Moon
Later this situation was named as
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SOLAR ECLIPSE.


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



People who set questions for CAT paper will have to pass RAT paper from this year onwards.
RAT paper: Rajnikant Aptitude Test!!!


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



LAGAAN By Rajnikant
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Climax Scene
...
1Ball, 24 Runs Needed
Bowler Bowls
Rajnikant Hits
Ball Splits in 4 Pieces
All Pieces Go For 6s
India Wins !!


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS



Worldcup schedule 2012:
GROUP 'A':
AUS,PAK,SL,NZ, ZIM, CANADA,KENYA...
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GROUP 'B': IND,SA,ENG,WI,BAN,IRLAND,NETHERLAND.
...
GROUP 'C':
RAJNIKANT
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Bring it On !!


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By:Mr.waraich(Great) In:Love - Romantic SMS


Jehdi sanu nit janu janu kehndi c,sade saaha ch saah laindi c,sanu shad gaira te dull gyi ae,jo kehndi c g.m main teri hd main teri ha, aj sanu ik bura supna samjh k bhull gyi ae......great


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS


Beta: Papa ye SMS kise kahte hai or Ye kiske kaam aata hai?
.
Papa: Beta Ye VIP Log bhejte hai
or KANJOOS Logo k padhne k kaam aata hai.


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By:Mehra saab In:Jokes SMS


ਸਾਡੀ ਹੱਸਦੀ ਵੱਸਦੀ ਜ਼ਿੰਦਗੀ ਨੂੰ
ਓਹ ਐਸਾ " # Lock " ਕਰ ਗਈ
" # Click" ਕਰਨ ਤੇ ਪਤਾ ਲੱਗਾ,
ਹਾਏ ਰੱਬਾ !
ਓਹ ਤਾਂ " ‪#‎ Block‬" ਕਰ ਗਈ...hahahahahaha
#Mehra


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By:Vipul Verma In:Sayings - Quotes SMS


lil girl went 2 shop and asked
""jb m badi ho jaungi mujse sadi kroge?""
shopkeeper : ""Ha kyun nahi""
lil girl : to apni hone wali wife ko 1 chocolate v nhi doge.


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