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By:Biharilal Rajput In:Jokes SMS



Phonpar bat kar rahe pati ko patnine toka
Patni .. itne kam Aawazh me kis se bat kar rahe ho ji
Pati.. bahense . !
Patni ... itni kam Aawazh me ?
Pati.... ha kam Aawazh me hi bat kar raha hu ....
Pati.... Q Aaisi konshi bat hai
Pati.... Aare bhagwan bahan meri nahi teri hai .......

...Rajput ..B.M.


Tags : ( Funny SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 408
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By:Manpreetrimpy In:Jokes SMS



Khaki jagah me "haa" ya "nahi" bharo.
1:_mai insane nahi,bander hu.
2:_mai hi pagal hu.
3:_mere dimag ka koi ilaaj nhi.
4:_muje pagalkhane hi Jana hai


Tags : ( Funny SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 228
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By:Biharilal Rajput In:Jokes SMS



Aabhi to Rat Baki hai Jara thahar jaao ...
ye dilki bat Baki hai jara thahar jaoo....
Sunau hal tumbin kisko kise yekin nahi....
sari jajbat Abhi baki hai jara thahar jaoo... .
chupke milte rahe hum bagome roj magar ......
O mulkhat Abhi baki hai jara thahar jaoo...
................Biharilal......
whtsap....9765906285


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By:Biharilal Rajput In:Jokes SMS



Aajnbi bhi banjate hai rishtedar Aagar kuch pas hota !!
ye garibi tod deti hai rishta jo rishtabhi khas hota !! .............whtsaap..9765906285


Tags : ( Funny SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 196
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By:Biharilal Rajput In:Jokes SMS



Ronewaleko kaheta hai janaja haskar !!!!
Lautlar Aata hu ghabrata kyu hai ?......
whatsaap ............9765906285


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By:Kishan R. Gohil In:Jokes SMS



Kareeb itna rho ki rishto me PYAR rhe..
Door b itna rho ki aane ka INTAZAAR rhe...
Rakho umeed rishto k Darmiyan itni.. K tute umeed mgr RISHTA BARKARAR rhe.


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By:Kishan R. Gohil In:Jokes SMS



Sonewale yatri kripya DHyan
de,GOOD NI8 Express,aapke mobile k platform par aa chuki hai sweet passenger
se anurodh hai ki
ve so jaye
Good ni8


Tags : ( Funny SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 196
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By:Kishan R. Gohil In:Jokes SMS




Kisi B Insan ki Khushi Ki "WAJAH" Bano' Khushi Ka "HISSA" Nahi.
.
Aur Kisi B insan Ke Dukh Ka "HISSA" Bano
Dukh Ki "WAJAH" Nahi...that's true


Tags : ( Funny SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 196
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By:Kishan R. Gohil In:Jokes SMS



Rishte insan se rakho unki aadat se nahi.
Rutho unki bato se unse nahi.
Bhulo unki galtiyo ko unhe nahi.
Qki rishto se badhkar is duniya me kuch bhi nahi.


Tags : ( Funny SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 208
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By:Kishan R. Gohil In:Jokes SMS



Dost kabhi purana nahi hota, zindagi ka har pal suhana nahi hota,juda hona to kismat ki bat hei,par judai ka matalab is dost ko bhulana nahi hota.
@ bk @


Tags : ( Funny SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 212
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By:Kishan R. Gohil In:Jokes SMS



Nyi si Subah,
Nya sa Savera.



Baadalon k Saaye me Hawaao ka Bsera.



Pyari si Dharti me, Oss ka h Pehra.

Mubarak ho Aapko ye Thnda-Thnda Savera

Good morng
@ kisu @


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By:Kishan R. Gohil In:Jokes SMS



Dost teri dosti pe raj karte hai hum,
har vakt mil ne ki fariyad karte hai hum,
hame nahi pata lekin ghar vale kehte he ki nind me bhi apse bat karte he hum.


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By:Kishan R. Gohil In:Jokes SMS



1 Khoobsurat
sa "DIL"

1 Sacchi
"MUSKAN"

1 Masoom sa
"CHEHRA"

Har Gum se
"ANJAN"

DOSTI ka
"VISHWAS"
OR
Apno Ki"JAAN"
Yahi hai
DOSTI
ki pehchan...


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By:Kishan R. Gohil In:Jokes SMS



,!'.
/ l'..
_/_.l.'_'.__
\,_,_,_,_,/_,_,_,_,
A boat
is
waiting
4u!
It
take's
u
into a
"DREAM=LAND"
hve a
Sweet
Sweeter
Sweetest dreams.
G00d-Night.


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By:Kishan R. Gohil In:Jokes SMS



,;*;*;*;*;, haal
*( "._." )* kaisa
>")("< hai
,,(") ("),, janab ka?
Kya khayal hai apka?
Hum to So gaye HO,HO,HO! Tum bhi So jao,HA,HA,HA.
good night..


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By:admin In:Language SMS


पप्पू ने अपनी अधियापिका से: मैडम क्या आप मुर्गी हो?
अध्यापिका: क्या बकवास कर रहे हो? मैं तुम्हें मुर्गी नज़र आती हूँ!
पप्पू: तो फिर आप मेरे हर टेस्ट में अंडे क्यों देती हो!


Tags : ( Hindi SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 592
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By:Pinda Bhullar In:Special SMS


#bhullar ਦੀ ਚਪੇੜ ਤੇਥੋ ਝੱਲ
ਨਹੀ ਹੋਣੀ__

'facebook' te ਤੂੰ ਮੱਛਰੀ ਫਿਰਦੀ ਏ
sahmne ਤੇਥੋ ਗੱਲ ਨਹੀ ਹੋਣੀ__


Tags : ( Facebook SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 256
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean


Millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels - who bury nuts, then forget where they hid them. Do good and forget. It'll grow some day.

Good Day!


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By:Mehra saab In:Jokes SMS


ਮਤਲਬ ਦੇ ਯਾਰ ਸਾਰੇ __!..! ਤੇ ਮਤਲਬ ਦੀਆ ਯਾਰੀਆ __!!
ਮੁੰਡੇ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਭੋਲੇ-ਭਾਲੇ __!! ਤੇ ਕੁੜੀਆ ਚਲਾਕ ਸਾਰੀਆ........#Mehra


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