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Marriage SMS

By:admin In:Greetings SMS



I One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love
with him or he falls out of love with you,
it keeps you together until you fall in love again and again.


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By:admin In:Greetings SMS



Love is like a long sweet dream
& marriage is an alarm clock.
So have a sweet dream until your
alarm wakes U up.
Happy Unmarried Life.


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By:admin In:Greetings SMS



1 Aurat Dosri se: Mujhy Apny Shohar Pe Shak Hai,
Wo Kisi Larki Se Milta Hai.
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2nd: Phir Tum Kya Karogi?
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1st: Mai Aaj He Apny Boyfriend Ko Shohar k Peechy Lagati hon.


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By:admin In:Greetings SMS



Marriage is Like a Public Toilet:
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Those Waiting Outside are Desperate To Get In
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And
.
Those Inside are Desperate to Come Out.


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By:admin In:Greetings SMS



Girlfrnd:
chand kitny hoty hain?
.
Boyfriend: 2
1 Tum
or 1 wo upar
.
After Meriage
.
Wife:
Chand kitny hoty hain?
.
Husband:
Andhi ho,
Nazr nhi aata
1 hi hota hy. !


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By:admin In:Greetings SMS



Roses r red, Sky is blue,
i love one, that is u...
After marriage:
.
Roses r dead,i have flu,
dont come near,
Door Reh Tu..


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By:admin In:Greetings SMS



Wife::Tum rat ko sotay mein mjhe galian de rahy thay??
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Husbnd:Nahi! Tumhen galat fehmi hui hai
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Wife: kesi galat fehmi??
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Husband: yehi k main soya hua tha


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By:admin In:Greetings SMS



Kisi ki Yaad aye - Yaad karo
Zyada aaye - SMS karo
Aur Zyada aaye - PHONE karo
Aur b Zyada aaye - MILO
Use b Zyda aaye - Pyar karo
Usse b Zyada aaye - Shadi karo.
PHIR KABHI YAAD NAHI AYEGI.


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By:admin In:Greetings SMS



Pakistan Me Shadiyan
Maa Baap Ki Mrzi Se Hoti Hain
Isliay Dulha K Lie Dulhan Srprize Hoti Hai
Ghoongat Uthane K Bad
.
Ya To
.
Ashwariya
.
Ya Phr
.
Jaysuriya...


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By:admin In:Greetings SMS



Wife:Suna He K janat Me Husband k sath WIFE ko nahi rhne dete
.
HUSBAND!
sahi suna he
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Wife:
Aisa Kyun ?
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Husband:Arey Pagli Isi liye To Usy Janat Kehte Hein.


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By:admin In:Greetings SMS



What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA.....


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By:admin In:Greetings SMS



Why love marriage
is better than arranged???
Because
""A KNOWN DEVIL
IS BETTER THAN
AN UNKNOWN GHOST""


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By:admin In:Greetings SMS



One day a man inserted
an 'advertisement' in the
local classifieds: ""Wife wanted"".
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Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine.""


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By:admin In:Greetings SMS



Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: ""Yes dear""


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By:admin In:Greetings SMS



Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you""d ordered that.


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By:raghu8553532253 In:Sayings - Quotes SMS


Life is like a flowing river of opportunities..
It's up to you to stand up with a bucket or with a spoon


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By:Biharilal Rajput In: Story SMS


Gunahgar Koun ....................?
pati patni hameshaki tarah soye huye the ...... .
Aadhi ratme patini ne Aajib sapna dekha
O jorse chillai ....
bhago bhago mera pati Aaya hai
pati gahri nindme tha..
patni phir se chillai
bhgo.....mera....pati.....Aaya...hai
pati jaisa jaga to usne khidse chalang lagai Aaur kud gaya ....?
isme gunahgar kon huwa ?
Biharilal Rajput
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By:Mehra saab In:Jokes SMS


Ek Baar Insan Ne Koyal Se Kaha:” Tu Kali Na
Hoti
To Kitni Achhi Dikhti…
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Sagar Se Kaha:” Tera Pani Khara Na Hota Toh
Kitna Achha Hota,
.
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Gulab se Kaha:” Tujhme Kaante Na Hote Toh
KitnaAchha Hota,
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Tab Teeno ek Saath Bole Ke,
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Insan Tujh Me Dusro Ki “KAMIYA” Dekhne Ki
Aadat Na Hoti Toh Tu Kitna Accha Hota…!!.....#Mehra


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By:jitendra kumar In:Jokes SMS


Me Apne Anevale Kal Se Nahi Darata,
Kyuki Maine Bita Hua Kal Dekha,
Aur Apne Aaj Se Pyar Karta Hu!


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