I One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love
with him or he falls out of love with you,
it keeps you together until you fall in love again and again.
Love is like a long sweet dream
& marriage is an alarm clock.
So have a sweet dream until your
alarm wakes U up.
Happy Unmarried Life.
1 Aurat Dosri se: Mujhy Apny Shohar Pe Shak Hai,
Wo Kisi Larki Se Milta Hai.
2nd: Phir Tum Kya Karogi?
1st: Mai Aaj He Apny Boyfriend Ko Shohar k Peechy Lagati hon.
Marriage is Like a Public Toilet:
Those Waiting Outside are Desperate To Get In
Those Inside are Desperate to Come Out.
chand kitny hoty hain?
or 1 wo upar
Chand kitny hoty hain?
Nazr nhi aata
1 hi hota hy. !
Roses r red, Sky is blue,
i love one, that is u...
Roses r dead,i have flu,
dont come near,
Door Reh Tu..
Wife::Tum rat ko sotay mein mjhe galian de rahy thay??
Husbnd:Nahi! Tumhen galat fehmi hui hai
Wife: kesi galat fehmi??
Husband: yehi k main soya hua tha
Kisi ki Yaad aye - Yaad karo
Zyada aaye - SMS karo
Aur Zyada aaye - PHONE karo
Aur b Zyada aaye - MILO
Use b Zyda aaye - Pyar karo
Usse b Zyada aaye - Shadi karo.
PHIR KABHI YAAD NAHI AYEGI.
Pakistan Me Shadiyan
Maa Baap Ki Mrzi Se Hoti Hain
Isliay Dulha K Lie Dulhan Srprize Hoti Hai
Ghoongat Uthane K Bad
Wife:Suna He K janat Me Husband k sath WIFE ko nahi rhne dete
sahi suna he
Aisa Kyun ?
Husband:Arey Pagli Isi liye To Usy Janat Kehte Hein.
What is Marriage?
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA.....
Why love marriage
is better than arranged???
""A KNOWN DEVIL
IS BETTER THAN
AN UNKNOWN GHOST""
One day a man inserted
an 'advertisement' in the
local classifieds: ""Wife wanted"".
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine.""
Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: ""Yes dear""
Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you""d ordered that.