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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Mahilaon Dwara Make-Up Dhone Se Pehle Unki Antaratma Unhe Ek Baar Zaroor Puchti Hai...

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Do you really want to reset your face to factory settings?


Tags : ( Women ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 340
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By:Dinesh kumar In:Clean



Wish women were like geysers, with an automatic cut off button when they get too hot!


Tags : ( Women ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 116
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



If your wife is in a bad mood even after talking to her mother for hours then beware, it is a 'Serious Problem'!


Tags : ( Women ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 152
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By:Gourav Jairth In:Clean



As per survey, 7 out of 10 women love to go shopping.

The other 3 are coming back from shopping!


Tags : ( Women ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 140
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By:harryk In:Clean



A woman is like a 'Shadow'.

When you walk from behind she runs away, and when you run from her she follows you behind!


Tags : ( Women ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 172
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Ladies always crib that the Photograph they take of their husband's is always more flattering than the ones he takes of her.

Hence, they invented 'Selfie'!


Tags : ( Women ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 220
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Thought of the day:

Never underestimate a woman's ability to make anything your fault!


Tags : ( Women ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 128
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Women don't want to hear what you think...

Women want to hear what they think in a deeper voice!


Tags : ( Women ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 140
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By:harryk In:Clean



A girl uploaded an album titled "Bhaiya's Wedding" on Facebook and it has 63 pictures, just selfies. Bhaiya is nowhere to be seen!


Tags : ( Women ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 176
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By:harryk In:Clean



A woman is like a 'Tea Bag' you never know how strong she is until you bring it to 'Boiling Point'.


Tags : ( Women ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 132
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Some idiots say that behind every successful man there will be woman.

But nobody knows the fact that most women choose only successful men!


Tags : ( Women ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 200
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By:Nilesh Kumar In:Clean



New Interpretation:

Ladies feel a sense of relief when they see their maid in the morning, that is why she is called... 'Calm Wali'!


Tags : ( Women ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 188
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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



If a woman asks you a question, it's better to tell her the truth because...

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Chances are she's asking you as she already knows it!


Tags : ( Women ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 304
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By:lovey saini In:Clean



I am going to change all my passwords to 'Women'.

Because... Nobody seems to figure them out!


Tags : ( Women ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 136
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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Question for all women: Do you have to practice the penetrating look of disapproval or is it something you're all born with?


Tags : ( Women ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 168
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By:Biharilal Rajput In:Jokes SMS


ek gharme shadi honi thi ..
ladki dekhne jo mehman Aaye the unhone ladki pasand karli ......
Ladlki wale bole kuch puchna hai ladkise ? .....
Ladka bola ha mai kuch sawal puchta hu.....
Ladka:- Tumhe khana Aata hai ?
Ladki:- ji ha khana Aata hai ...
Ladka :-- Aaur kya kya Aata hai ...
Ladki:-- Gana Aata hai.....
Ladka:-- Khana banana Aata hai ...
Ladki:-- ji nahi shirfh khana Aata hai ...
Ladka:-- Aare baba mera matlab hai tumhe kya kya Aata hai....?
Ladki:-- Maine kaha na muzhe ....
khana Aata.............
gana Aata ..............
Sona Aata ...............
Rona Aata ................
Aaur subse Aachi bat to ye hai ki ...
KHANA ..GANA..SONA..RONA..
Sat Sat pankha nahi huwa to pashina bhi Aata hai....
Ladke walone na kardi Aaur shadi tut gai.......
....B.M.Rajput ....
whatsApp..9765906285


Tags : ( Universal Jokes ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 1068
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By:Khadiza Khaleque Mitu In:Love - Romantic SMS


The smile on your face
Lets me know that you need me.
There's a truth in your eyes
Saying you'll never leave me.
The touch of your hand says you'll catch me wherever I fall
You say it best when you say nothing at all.


Tags : ( Funny SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 292
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By:JaTT In:Day Wishes SMS


BECHARA MARD...!?





Agar aurat par hath uthaye to BESHARAM,





Aurat se maar khae to BUZDIL,





Aurat ko kisi ke saat dekh ker ladai kare to JEALOUS,





Chup rahe to DARPOK,





Ghar se bahar rahe to AAWARA,





Ghar me rahe to NAAKARA,





Bachhon ko dante to ZALIM,





Na dante to LAPARWAH,





Aurat ko naukari karane se roke to SHAK KARNE WALA,





Aurat ko naukari karane se na rokey to BIWI KI KAMAI KHANE WALA,





Maa ki mane to CHAMCHA,





Biwi ki sune to JORU KA GULAM...





Na Jane Kab Aayega,





"HAPPY MEN'S DAY"





Respect every male in your life.


U will never know what he has sacrificed 4U.





Worth sending to every man to make him smile & every woman to make her realize his worth!!HAPPY MEN'S DAY JO KABI NAHI AAYEGA..


Tags : ( Independence Day SMS (15 August) ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 1132
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By:admin In:Jokes SMS


santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha
Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?
Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.


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