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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



CEO of Google is an Indian

CEO of Microsoft is an Indian

CEO of Pepsico is an Indian

CEO of MasterCard is an Indian

MD of Jaguar, Land Rover is an Indian

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Admin of our group is also an 'Indian'!

Feeling proud!


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By:shanky In:Clean



How to get rid of dark circles around your eyes?

1. Open Whatsapp

2. Go to Settings

3. Deactivate your account


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



New diseases of Whatsapp users:

1. Wrong post in wrong group syndrome

2. Non-reading earlier post dystrophy

3. Repeated posting neurosis

4. Late replying psychosis

5. Non-immune religionists

6. Sudden disappearances


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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Hi Guys!

I'm leaving this group . It just feels that I don't belong here. The things said here are totally against to what I believe in. You all have my contact number and will be in my heart always.

Thanks for everything.

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Said a man leaving a drug rehabilitation group.


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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



The morals of women are going down. Look at Indrani Mukherjea, look at Jhanavi Gadkar, and Sunny Leone, and also Radhe Maa. I am so disgusted that not even

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one of them is in our group!


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By:harryk In:Clean



How to get rid of dark circles around your eyes?

1) Open Whatsapp

2) Go to Settings

3) Deactivate your account


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



US SC legalizes gay marriages.

Some of our group members are frantically trying to shift to USA!


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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



I humbly request all of group members to have a mini get-together at my home to finish stock of

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Maggi!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



How to stop time: kiss.

How to travel in time: read.

How to escape time: music.

How to fear time: write.

How to waste time: Social Media!


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By:harryk In:Clean



If it weren't for FB and Whatsapp, I would have been quite under-employed!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction... plus a social Media's overreaction!


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By:Gourav Jairth In:Clean



Why are people so worried about the 'blue ticks' on Whatsapp?

Calm down...

It's just a messaging service...

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and not a Pregnancy Test!


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By:harryk In:Clean



Dear Whatsapp Users,



It's really funny if you were hiding "Last Seen", Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Ha!



Sincerely,

2 Blue Ticks!


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Mobile has taught us three things:



Whatever makes you happy - save it.

Whatever makes others happy - forward it.

Whatever'll make no one happy - delete it.

Happy Messaging!


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By:shamuel rathava In:Clean



Janta Group Ta Eda Join Kardi Hai... Jive Bhua Da Viah Hunda Te 'Share' Karan Vele Bimari Eda Paindi Hai, Jive Fufad Ne Daj Vich 'Innova' Gaddi Mang Layi Hove!


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Most Liked in Whatsapp Sub-Category


By:Arti sandhi In:Clean


A real friend:

Cares like a Mom;

Scolds like a Dad;

Teases like a Sister;

Irritates like a Brother;

And loves more than a lover.

Happy Friendship Day, Dear Friend!


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By:JaTT In:Festival SMS


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By:JaTT In:Jokes SMS


Ek admi ki Wife kidnap ho jaati hai aur kidnappers uske Husband ko phone lagate hai:
"Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh
tumhari biwi ko maar denge!"
Husband khamosh raha.........
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Agle din phir phone aya "Agar aaj
raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari biwi
ke tukde-tukde karke cheel-kauwon ko khila denge!"
Husband khamosh raha.........

Agle din phir phone aya "Agar aaj
raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari biwi
tumhe sahi-salamat lauta di jayegi.."
Husband: "Paise bol kaminey, darata kisko hai?!"


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By:Vipul Verma In:Day Wishes SMS


For Women:To be happy with a man
you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

For Man:To be happy with a woman
you must love her a lot and
Not try to understand her at all.

Happy Women's Day


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