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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



CEO of Google is an Indian

CEO of Microsoft is an Indian

CEO of Pepsico is an Indian

CEO of MasterCard is an Indian

MD of Jaguar, Land Rover is an Indian

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Admin of our group is also an 'Indian'!

Feeling proud!


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By:shanky In:Clean



How to get rid of dark circles around your eyes?

1. Open Whatsapp

2. Go to Settings

3. Deactivate your account


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



New diseases of Whatsapp users:

1. Wrong post in wrong group syndrome

2. Non-reading earlier post dystrophy

3. Repeated posting neurosis

4. Late replying psychosis

5. Non-immune religionists

6. Sudden disappearances


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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Hi Guys!

I'm leaving this group . It just feels that I don't belong here. The things said here are totally against to what I believe in. You all have my contact number and will be in my heart always.

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Said a man leaving a drug rehabilitation group.


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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



The morals of women are going down. Look at Indrani Mukherjea, look at Jhanavi Gadkar, and Sunny Leone, and also Radhe Maa. I am so disgusted that not even

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one of them is in our group!


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By:harryk In:Clean



How to get rid of dark circles around your eyes?

1) Open Whatsapp

2) Go to Settings

3) Deactivate your account


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



US SC legalizes gay marriages.

Some of our group members are frantically trying to shift to USA!


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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



I humbly request all of group members to have a mini get-together at my home to finish stock of

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Maggi!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



How to stop time: kiss.

How to travel in time: read.

How to escape time: music.

How to fear time: write.

How to waste time: Social Media!


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By:harryk In:Clean



If it weren't for FB and Whatsapp, I would have been quite under-employed!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction... plus a social Media's overreaction!


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By:Gourav Jairth In:Clean



Why are people so worried about the 'blue ticks' on Whatsapp?

Calm down...

It's just a messaging service...

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and not a Pregnancy Test!


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By:harryk In:Clean



Dear Whatsapp Users,



It's really funny if you were hiding "Last Seen", Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Ha!



Sincerely,

2 Blue Ticks!


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Mobile has taught us three things:



Whatever makes you happy - save it.

Whatever makes others happy - forward it.

Whatever'll make no one happy - delete it.

Happy Messaging!


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By:shamuel rathava In:Clean



Janta Group Ta Eda Join Kardi Hai... Jive Bhua Da Viah Hunda Te 'Share' Karan Vele Bimari Eda Paindi Hai, Jive Fufad Ne Daj Vich 'Innova' Gaddi Mang Layi Hove!


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By:JaTT In:Day Wishes SMS


Happy men's day



For the 1st time SOMETHING on a MAN. Do read it.





Who is a MAN?





>A man is the most beautiful part of God's creation who starts compromising at a very tender age.





>He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.





>He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents face.





>He spends his entire pocket money on buyng gifts for the girl he loves just to see her smiling





>He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late at night without any complain.





>He builds their future by takng loans from banks & repayng them for lifetime.





>He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife & boss.





>His mother, wife & boss all try to control him.





>His life finally ends up only by compromising for others' happiness.





BECHARA MARD...!?





Agar aurat par hath uthaye to BESHARAM,





Aurat se maar khae to BUZDIL,





Aurat ko kisi ke saat dekh ker ladai kare to JEALOUS,





Chup rahe to DARPOK,





Ghar se bahar rahe to AAWARA,





Ghar me rahe to NAAKARA,





Bachhon ko dante to ZALIM,





Na dante to LAPARWAH,





Aurat ko naukari karane se roke to SHAK KARNE WALA,





Aurat ko naukari karane se na rokey to BIWI KI KAMAI KHANE WALA,





Maa ki mane to CHAMCHA,





Biwi ki sune to JORU KA GULAM...





Na Jane Kab Aayega,





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By:Vipul Verma In:Season SMS


Aaj mausam kitna khush- Gawar ho gaya
Khatm sabhi ka intezar ho gaya
Barish ki boonde giri
Kuch is tarah se
Laga jaise falak ko zameen se pyar ho gaya..
HAPPY MONSOON


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By:Sunil Shayar In:Shayari SMS


Rulane wale hume rula denge.
Jahar deke gahari neend me sula denge.
Fir bhi "Sunil" ko koi gum nahi hoga.
Gum to hume tab hoga jab wo hume bhula denge.
By- S.S.Gupta


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By:Vipul Verma In:Shayari SMS


Tanhai me hum mulakat karte hai
Apni hi parchai se baat karte hai hum
Ijhar to karte hai unse apne pyar ka
magar woh hamesakahte hain ki hum majak karte hain..


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