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Karwa Chauth

By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



What is the english movie name for 'Karva Chauth'?

'Fast and Furious'... One day Fast, 364 days Furious!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



It's time for renewal of Life Insurance of Indian Husbands...

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Karva Chauth is round the corner!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Indrani Mukherjee keeps 'Karwa Chauth' for;

"To Whomsoever it may concern"!


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By:harryk In:Clean



May the Sindoor, testify your prayers for your husband's long life.

The Mangal Sutra reminds you of the promises that binds you.

And the color of Mehndi prove the depth of your love.

Happy Karwa Chauth!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Congratulations to all husbands for renewal of their life insurance.

Happy Karwa Chauth!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



As you worship the Moon God and pray for the long life of your husband.

May you be blessed with all that you heart craves and desires for.

Happy Karwa Chauth!


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By:mohanbadhana In:Clean



What is the Hollywood movie made for 'fasting' ladies?

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'Fast and Furious'

One day Fast, 364 days Furious!

Happy Karwa Chauth!


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Banta: Does your wife believe in Karwa Chauth fast?

Santa: Yes, she sure does. In fact, she loves to fast.

Banta (confused): Considering her girth, It's hard to believe.

Santa: Trust me. That's all because of fast food like... pizza, burgers and fries!

Happy Karwa Chauth!


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By:harryk In:Clean



If I were a tear in your eye, I would roll down onto your lips;

But if you were a tear in my eye, I would never cry as I would be afraid to lose you.

Thanks for being mine forever.

Happy Karwa Chauth, my sweetheart!!


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Most Liked in Karwa Chauth Sub-Category


By:Buta ramana In:Clean


Teacher: Everyone write your lover name on a paper.

After 5 seconds:

Boys say: Likh Liya, Madam.

After 10 minutes, girls say: Please extra sheet, M'am!


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By:shamuel rathava In:


Thank you, sister... for always being there on my side and for helping me in those infinite ways which I might not even remember.

Happy Birthday to a loving and caring sister!


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By:Sunil Shayar In:Shayari SMS


Log kahte hain koi inaam mile.
Zindagi gujarane ke liye koi kaam mile.
Dost to humne bahut banaye.
Par koi dhokhebaj to koi beimaan mile.
By-S.S.Gupta


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By:harryk In:Clean


Pappu: Dad Wo Maine Kaha Tha Na Ki Main Dost Ke Yahaan Padhne Ja Raha Hoon.

Santa: Haan To?

Pappu: Maine Jhooth Bola Tha, Daroo Pee Raha Hun Doston Ke Saath.

Santa: To Abb Kyun Bata Rahe Ho? Kinley Ki Ad Dekhi Kya. Pappu: Nahi Police Walon Ne Pakad Liya!


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