Health, Dieting and Exercise
On some days, I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running!
Your pants won't get too tight if you don't wear any!
I've been hiding from exercise. I'm in the fitness protection program!
If health is wealth then I should care more... because 2 for 1 pizza is keeping me poor!
I wish I loved exercise as much as I love getting drunk and eating everything around me.
Every time I lose some weight i find it again in the refrigerator.
Lose weight by taking 3 simple steps!
And then take 3 more steps.
Basically, keep walking until you've lost the weight.
I decided to change calling the bathroom the bathroom and renamed it the gym.
I feel so much better saying I went to the gym this morning!
There's no excuse for laziness,
But if you find one let me know!
Important Dieting Tip:
Avoid things that make you fat like...
Measuring scale, Mirrors and Photographs!
The past of eat is ate;
Th future of ate is weight;
And the most funny part is that people realize it when it's too late!
I love my six packs so much, I cover it with a layer of fat!
The more you weight, the harder it's to kidnap you.
So stay safe and eat cake!
The only exercise I've done last month is,
"Running out of money"!
I didn't make it to the gym today.
That makes five years in a row!