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Health, Dieting and Exercise

By:Buta ramana In:Clean



On some days, I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running!


Tags : ( Health, Dieting and Exercise ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 108
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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Diet Tip:

Your pants won't get too tight if you don't wear any!


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By:AMAR MAURYA In:Clean



I've been hiding from exercise. I'm in the fitness protection program!


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By:jatinder Bhopal In:Clean



If health is wealth then I should care more... because 2 for 1 pizza is keeping me poor!


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By:Gourav Jairth In:Clean



I wish I loved exercise as much as I love getting drunk and eating everything around me.


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Every time I lose some weight i find it again in the refrigerator.


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Lose weight by taking 3 simple steps!

And then take 3 more steps.

Basically, keep walking until you've lost the weight.


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By:harryk In:Clean



I decided to change calling the bathroom the bathroom and renamed it the gym.

I feel so much better saying I went to the gym this morning!


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By:harryk In:Clean



There's no excuse for laziness,

But if you find one let me know!


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Important Dieting Tip:

Avoid things that make you fat like...

Measuring scale, Mirrors and Photographs!


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By:harryk In:Clean



The past of eat is ate;

Th future of ate is weight;

And the most funny part is that people realize it when it's too late!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



I love my six packs so much, I cover it with a layer of fat!


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By:Loveneet Sarwara In:Clean



The more you weight, the harder it's to kidnap you.

So stay safe and eat cake!


Tags : ( Health, Dieting and Exercise ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 116
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By:harryk In:Clean



The only exercise I've done last month is,

"Running out of money"!


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By:harry In:Clean



I didn't make it to the gym today.

That makes five years in a row!


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By:JaTT In:Sayings - Quotes SMS


Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain! Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.


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By:pawan In:Greetings SMS


Happy New Year 2014.
We Pray God To Success This New Year


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By:Biharilal Rajput In:Jokes SMS


11ke bad kaun Aata hai
Paglram ke ghar mehman Aaye they
Pagalramki munniki hoshiyari ke bareme charcha chal rahi thi
Pagalram bola hamari munni bahot bahot hoshiyar hai
mehman bole
munni jara batao ghadime kitne baje hai
munni boli 11 baje hai
mehman bole munni jara batao 11 ke bad kaun Aata hai
munni ne turant uttar diya
11 ke pahle papa dutype jate hai Aaur 11ke bad padoske Aancal Aakar muze lori gakar sula dete hai


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♥♥ ਵਫ਼ਾ ਦੀ ਉਮੀਦ ਨਾ ਰਖੋ ਇਸ ਦੁਨਿਆ ਤੋ ,
♥♥ ਜਦ ਦੁਆ ਕਬੂਲ ਨਾ ਹੋਵੇ ਤਾਂ ਲੋਕ ਰੱਬ ਬਦਲ ਲੇਂਦੇ ਨੇ ...


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