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Health, Dieting and Exercise

By:Buta ramana In:Clean



On some days, I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running!


Tags : ( Health, Dieting and Exercise ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 108
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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Diet Tip:

Your pants won't get too tight if you don't wear any!


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By:AMAR MAURYA In:Clean



I've been hiding from exercise. I'm in the fitness protection program!


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By:jatinder Bhopal In:Clean



If health is wealth then I should care more... because 2 for 1 pizza is keeping me poor!


Tags : ( Health, Dieting and Exercise ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 120
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By:Gourav Jairth In:Clean



I wish I loved exercise as much as I love getting drunk and eating everything around me.


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Every time I lose some weight i find it again in the refrigerator.


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Lose weight by taking 3 simple steps!

And then take 3 more steps.

Basically, keep walking until you've lost the weight.


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By:harryk In:Clean



I decided to change calling the bathroom the bathroom and renamed it the gym.

I feel so much better saying I went to the gym this morning!


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By:harryk In:Clean



There's no excuse for laziness,

But if you find one let me know!


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Important Dieting Tip:

Avoid things that make you fat like...

Measuring scale, Mirrors and Photographs!


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By:harryk In:Clean



The past of eat is ate;

Th future of ate is weight;

And the most funny part is that people realize it when it's too late!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



I love my six packs so much, I cover it with a layer of fat!


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By:Loveneet Sarwara In:Clean



The more you weight, the harder it's to kidnap you.

So stay safe and eat cake!


Tags : ( Health, Dieting and Exercise ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 116
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By:harryk In:Clean



The only exercise I've done last month is,

"Running out of money"!


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By:harry In:Clean



I didn't make it to the gym today.

That makes five years in a row!


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By:shaikh In:Language SMS


Namaz Me Apni Nazrein Aasman Ki
Taraf Na Uthaye ….
» Hadees : Anas Bin Malik (Razi Allahu
Anhu) Se Riwayat Hai Ki, Rasool’Aallah ﷺ (Sallallahu Alaihay Wasallam) Ne
Farmaya,
“Logo Ko Kya Hua Hai Jo Namaz Me Apni
Nazrein Aasman Ki Taraf Uthatey Hain?,
Aap ﷺ (Sallallahu Alaihay Wasallam) Ne Iss Baat Se Nihayat Sakhti Se Roka,
Yahan Tak Ki Aap ﷺ (Sallallahu Alaihay Wasallam) Ne Farmaya Ki, Log Iss Harkat
Se Baaz Aa Jaye Warna Unki Aankhon Ki
Beenaii (Eye Sight) Le Li Jayegi”.
- (Sahih Bukhari, Vol 1, 750)


Tags : ( Islamic SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 696
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By:shamuel rathava In:Clean


Don't bring people very close to your heart;

Because problem with the close people is that "They know where to HIT exactly"!


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By:JaTT In:Shayari SMS


Tanhai kisi ka intezar nahi karti,
Kismat kabhi bewafai nahi karti,
Unse door hone ka asar hai warna,
Parchai kabhi jism par waar nahi karti…


Tags : ( Sad Shayari SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 192
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By:harryk In:Clean


A girl was sitting on a park bench.

Beggar: Hi sweetheart.

Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart?

Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed?


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