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40 % of unwanted pregnancy happens while contraceptives are being used.


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You burn 26 calories in a one minute kiss


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The average person spends two weeks of their life kissing


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Victorian etiquette required a man to kiss the back of a ladies hand


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After hearing two eyewitness accounts of the same accident, you begin to wonder about history


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The liver, not the heart, is the sign of romance in northern Morocco. When a Moroccan girl falls in love she says, ""Darling, you have stolen my liver.""


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Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with ""return to sender"" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits


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The world's greatest lover was King Mongut of Siam. He had 9,000 wives. Before dying of syphilis, he was quoted in saying he only loved the first 700


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In 1992, Frank Perkins of Los Angeles made an attempt on the world flagpole-sitting record. Suffering from the flu he came down eight hours short of the 400 day record, his sponsor had gone bust, his girlfriend had left him and his phone and electricity had been cut off


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A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe leaving her mentally retarded


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Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death


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According to a British law passed in 1845, attempting to commit suicide was a capital offense. The punishment? The offense was punishable by hanging


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According to a British law passed in 1845, attempting to commit suicide was a capital offense. The punishment? The offense was punishable by hanging


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The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building


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The first place in the western world to give women the right to vote was an island known as Man


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By:Navnit gupta In:Sayings - Quotes SMS


tujhe raham nahi aata mujhpe u sitam karke,
kase karu tera gila us bhagvan se......
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kya kru tujhe usi se to manga tha.....
#Rj#


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By:JaTT In:Sayings - Quotes SMS


Happiness is not something you postpone for the future;
It's something you design for the present.
Make each moment a happy one;
I just did it by remembering you!


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By:admin In: Story SMS


Kabhi Kehta Tha Mujhe Ki Koi Duaa Hoon Main
Aaj Wo Keh Gya Mujhko Ki Bewafa Hoon Main.
Wo Jee Na Paata Tha Lamha Kabhi Bagair Mere
Aaj Kehne Laga Mujhko Ki Ek Sazaa Hoon Main.
Yahi Dastoor Hai Aur Aisa Hi Hota Aaya
Lagi Maashuq Ke Mehndi Aur Aashiq Rota Aaya.
Magar Riwaaz Bhi Ye Ulta Kar Diya Maine
Bina Chaahat Kisi Ki Maang Bhar Di Maine.
Kiya Hai Jo Bhi Ispe Khud Se Hi Khafa Hoon Main
Aaj Wo Kah Gaya Mujhko Ki Bewafa Hoon Mai.


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By:Saveen Jaswal In:Love - Romantic SMS


Udaas Rehne Ki Wajah To Bahut Hai Life Me.!
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Par Fokat Me Khush Rehne Ka Maza Hi Kuch Aur Hai.!
Try It..
Keep Smiling!


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