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40 % of unwanted pregnancy happens while contraceptives are being used.


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You burn 26 calories in a one minute kiss


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The average person spends two weeks of their life kissing


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Victorian etiquette required a man to kiss the back of a ladies hand


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After hearing two eyewitness accounts of the same accident, you begin to wonder about history


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The liver, not the heart, is the sign of romance in northern Morocco. When a Moroccan girl falls in love she says, ""Darling, you have stolen my liver.""


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Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with ""return to sender"" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits


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The world's greatest lover was King Mongut of Siam. He had 9,000 wives. Before dying of syphilis, he was quoted in saying he only loved the first 700


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In 1992, Frank Perkins of Los Angeles made an attempt on the world flagpole-sitting record. Suffering from the flu he came down eight hours short of the 400 day record, his sponsor had gone bust, his girlfriend had left him and his phone and electricity had been cut off


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A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe leaving her mentally retarded


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Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death


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According to a British law passed in 1845, attempting to commit suicide was a capital offense. The punishment? The offense was punishable by hanging


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According to a British law passed in 1845, attempting to commit suicide was a capital offense. The punishment? The offense was punishable by hanging


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The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building


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The first place in the western world to give women the right to vote was an island known as Man


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By:mr-(jatt)sonusingh In:Love - Romantic SMS


tere ley apne jan tak
v war degy
tere wastey apa puri
duniya c v lar jaye ge
par tum koi khroch v ayi
to hum us khroch ko apni
khroch samaj legey
agar tum ko kush ho gya to hum v tere ley apni jan tak bar degey


Tags : ( Love - Romantic SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 292
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By:Sunil Shayar In:Shayari SMS


Palkon Ke milane se ye yehsas hota hai.
Dost ke bina jivan udas hota hai.
Umar ho tumhari sitaron se lambi.
Kyunki tum jaisa dost har kisi ke pass kaha hota hai.
By-S.S.Gupta


Tags : ( Dosti Shayari SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 244
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By:JaTT In:Shayari SMS


Sacchi kushi ka ehsaas aap hi toh ho,
saari duniya se khas aap hi toh ho,
ek pal bhi aap ko bula nahi pate,
har pal dil ke pass aap hi to ho..


Tags : ( Sad Shayari SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 192
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By:JaTT In:Jokes SMS


Judge: Why Were U Arrested?
Sham: For Shopping Early.
Judge: Well, That's Not A Crime.
Anyway, How Early Were U Shopping?
Sham: Before The Shop Opened.


Tags : ( Funny SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 204
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