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There are two types of people in this world: good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. -Woody Allen


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Sex is like nose picking. It's fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it's disgusting watching someone else doing it. -Roald Dahl


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Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.


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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less. -Brendan Francis


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We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time. -Arthur Hoppe


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Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. -Bob Rubin


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The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently. -Margaret Smith


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It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman. -Alexandre Dumas


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A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. -Chauncey Mitchell Depew


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I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know. -Garry Shandling


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It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time. -Tallulah Bankhead


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Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb. -Yul Brynner


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A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials. -Ronald Knox


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I was told that when you hit forty men stop looking at you. It's true, until you slip on a mini-skirt.-Mariella Frostrup


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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. -Albert Einstein


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By:MANOJ In:Shayari SMS


Mehfil Mein Kuch To Sunaana Padta Hai; Apna Gham Bhul Ke Muskuraana Padtaa Hai; Kabhi Hum Bhi Unke Dost Hua Karte The; Ab Ye Humein Unhe Yaad Dilaana Padtaa Hai!


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By:JaTT In:Jokes SMS


Ek admi ki Wife kidnap ho jaati hai aur kidnappers uske Husband ko phone lagate hai:
"Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh
tumhari biwi ko maar denge!"
Husband khamosh raha.........
.
Agle din phir phone aya "Agar aaj
raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari biwi
ke tukde-tukde karke cheel-kauwon ko khila denge!"
Husband khamosh raha.........

Agle din phir phone aya "Agar aaj
raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari biwi
tumhe sahi-salamat lauta di jayegi.."
Husband: "Paise bol kaminey, darata kisko hai?!"


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By:Sunil Shayar In:Shayari SMS


Hum bhi kabhi muskuraya karte the.
Ujalo me bhi sor machaya karte the.
Usi diye ne jala diya mere haatho ko.
Jis diye ko hum hawa se bachaya karte the.
By-S.S.Gupta


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Pagal Wo Kar Deta Hoga
Ab Bhi Jab Wo Hansta Hoga
Mujh Ko To Barbaad Kiya Hai.
Khud Bhi Shayad Wo Rota Hoga


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