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There are two types of people in this world: good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. -Woody Allen


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Sex is like nose picking. It's fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it's disgusting watching someone else doing it. -Roald Dahl


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Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.


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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less. -Brendan Francis


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We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time. -Arthur Hoppe


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Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. -Bob Rubin


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The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently. -Margaret Smith


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It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman. -Alexandre Dumas


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A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. -Chauncey Mitchell Depew


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I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know. -Garry Shandling


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It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time. -Tallulah Bankhead


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Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb. -Yul Brynner


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A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials. -Ronald Knox


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I was told that when you hit forty men stop looking at you. It's true, until you slip on a mini-skirt.-Mariella Frostrup


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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. -Albert Einstein


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By:Sunil Shayar In:Shayari SMS


Etani mohabbat na kar ki bikhar jau main.
Thoda rutha bhi kar ki sudhar jau main.
Agar ho jaye khata to ho jana khafa.
Par etani bhi nahi ki marr jau main.
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May Garuda - the Dwarapalaka of many Lord Vishnu temples and the mount or 'Vahanam' of Lord Vishnu makes your travel through this world smoother and free of obstacles!

Happy Garuda Panchami!


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Thank you, sister... for always being there on my side and for helping me in those infinite ways which I might not even remember.

Happy Birthday to a loving and caring sister!


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By:Biharilal Rajput In: Story SMS


Gunahgar Koun ....................?
pati patni hameshaki tarah soye huye the ...... .
Aadhi ratme patini ne Aajib sapna dekha
O jorse chillai ....
bhago bhago mera pati Aaya hai
pati gahri nindme tha..
patni phir se chillai
bhgo.....mera....pati.....Aaya...hai
pati jaisa jaga to usne khidse chalang lagai Aaur kud gaya ....?
isme gunahgar kon huwa ?
Biharilal Rajput
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