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How can neuroscience ever explain consciousness, when neuroscience itself is a product of consciousness?


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Rewire your brain for higher consciousness by paying attention to love, compassion and joy.


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A thing of beauty is a joy forever: its loveliness increases; it will never pass into nothingness.


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Childhood ends when you find out there are no monsters in your closet........and that they are really walking the streets.


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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.


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A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.


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Why should I apologize because God throws in crystal chandeliers, mahogany floors, and the best construction in the world?


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The counsels of old age give light without heat, like the sun in winter.


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A learned blockhead is a greater blockhead than an ignorant one.


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I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.


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No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise.


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You can't fake it when you're alone with God, you know.


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If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out.


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We are born princes and the civilizing process makes us frogs


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How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.


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By:JaTT In:Sayings - Quotes SMS


Love often leads on to ambition, but seldom does one return from ambition to love.


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By:harryk In:Clean


Monday - the day when you need to forget which day of the week it is!


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By:harryk In:Clean


A girl was sitting on a park bench.

Beggar: Hi sweetheart.

Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart?

Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed?


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By:JaTT In:Jokes SMS


Ek admi ki Wife kidnap ho jaati hai aur kidnappers uske Husband ko phone lagate hai:
"Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh
tumhari biwi ko maar denge!"
Husband khamosh raha.........
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Agle din phir phone aya "Agar aaj
raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari biwi
ke tukde-tukde karke cheel-kauwon ko khila denge!"
Husband khamosh raha.........

Agle din phir phone aya "Agar aaj
raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari biwi
tumhe sahi-salamat lauta di jayegi.."
Husband: "Paise bol kaminey, darata kisko hai?!"


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