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After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.


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Most men's anger about religion is as if two men should quarrel for a lady that neither of them care for.


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All men have an instinct for conflict: at least, all healthy men.


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All men were made by the Great Spirit Chief. They are all brothers.


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All men who have turned out worth anything have had the chief hand in their own education.


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All men's gains are the fruit of venturing.


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Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.


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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.


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By indignities men come to dignities.


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I will not say that women have no character; rather, they have a new one every day.


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I`ll always prefer to play with women and hang out with women, and I'll always be a feminist.


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I`m not denyin` the women are foolish. God Almighty made `em to match the men.


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I`m surrounded by very powerful women and very progressive men.


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A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.


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And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.


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Most Liked in Men and Women Sub-Category


By:JaTT In:Jokes SMS


Called @ vodafone care


A girl picked up the phone


Girl: vodafone care mein aapka swaagat hai


Me:thank u


Girl: mai aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu??


Me:kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse??


Girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai



Me:nai nai maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi?


Girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hu



Me:arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar


Girl: not interested


Me:love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris


Girl: jee mai aapse shaadi karna hee nai chahti toh aap offer kyu de rahe hai??


Me:court marriage ka expense 10,000rs
Normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs
Muslim style wedding mein sirf 200rs



Girl: aapko samajh nai aata ki mujhe shaadi nai karni fir bhi aap samajte nai


Me:ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jabki hume nai interest hota phir bhi aap humaari naak mein ungli karne baar baar call karti rehti hai



Girl shocked, i rocked😂


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By:JaTT In:Love - Romantic SMS


Hamari Aankh Me Apna Kabhi Didar Kar Lena
Chhipe He Dard Sine Me Unhe Swikar Kar Lena
Tarsate He Ham Kitna,
Teri Chahat Ko Janeman Samajh Pao Kabhi Hamko,
To Bas Miss Call Kar Dena.


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By:admin In:Language SMS


बिन देखे तेरी तस्वीर बना सकता हूँ।
बिन मिले तेरा हाल बता सकता हूँ॥
है मेरे प्यार मे इतना दम
तेरी आँखो के आँसू अपनी आँख से गिरा सकता हूँ॥


Tags : ( Hindi SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 488
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By:JaTT In:Special SMS


Is sal ek aisa waqt ane wala ha jo zindagi me phr kabhe nai ae ga
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Time 08:09:10
date 11-12-13

i hope i am the first one to tell you.
This year december has 5 Mondays, 5 Tuesday and 5 Sundays.

This happens once every 823years.

This is called money bags.

So send to atleast 5 people and money will arrive within 4days, based on Chinese Feng Shui.

The one who does not send, will be without money.

Send within 11 mins of reading.

Can't hurt, so I did it!
💰


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