Men and Women
After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.
Most men's anger about religion is as if two men should quarrel for a lady that neither of them care for.
All men have an instinct for conflict: at least, all healthy men.
All men were made by the Great Spirit Chief. They are all brothers.
All men who have turned out worth anything have had the chief hand in their own education.
All men's gains are the fruit of venturing.
Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
By indignities men come to dignities.
I will not say that women have no character; rather, they have a new one every day.
I`ll always prefer to play with women and hang out with women, and I'll always be a feminist.
I`m not denyin` the women are foolish. God Almighty made `em to match the men.
I`m surrounded by very powerful women and very progressive men.
A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.
And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.