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The internet is the most pleasurable act in today's times. Once you start you just keep going on and on and on.


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The internet has been a boon and a curse for teenagers.


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Google can bring you back 100,000 answers, a librarian can bring you back the right one.


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Computers and the Internet have made it really easy to rant. It's made everyone overly opinionated.


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If television's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up.


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Oh,Wikipedia, with your tension between those who would share knowledge and those who would destroy it.


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Google can bring you back 100,000 answers, a librarian can bring you back the right one.


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Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.


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Any idiot can put up a website.


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To live is to war with trolls.


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Certainly it constitutes bad news when the people who agree with you are buggier than batshit.


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Doing research on the Web is like using a library assembled piecemeal by pack rats and vandalized nightly.


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The Internet is a big distraction. It's distracting, it's meaningless; it's not real. It's in the air somewhere.


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The internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom.


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The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.


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Most Liked in Internet Sub-Category


By:harryk In:


If it weren't for sisters, the world would have been bereft of love, compassion, care, sharing and affection.

Thanks, my dear sister... for making my life wholesome.

Happy Sister's Day!


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By:Mehra saab In:


Jk: 919815144136
A cute love story
.
Boy:Kya main tumhe pyara lagta hun?
.
Girl:Nai
.
Boy:Kya tum mere sath rehnachahti ho?
.
Girl:Nai
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Boy:Agar main marr jaun to tum ro gi?
.
Girl:Nai
.
Larka boht udas ho gya use boht
dukh hua or wo rone lga
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Larki ne use apne kareeb kiya or kaha
Tum Pyare nai bohut Khubsurat ho
Main tumhare sath Rehna nai balki
Jeena chahti hun
.
Agr tumhen kuch ho gya to mein
Roun gi nai Marr jaun gi
.
bcz i cant live without u


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By:vinod In:Shayari SMS


Phoolon ki wadi me ho basera tera
sitaron ke aangan mein ho ghar tera
dua hai ek dost ki ik dosti ka
k tujh se bhi khubsurat ho naseb tera?9660007772 er verma


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By:JaTT In:Special SMS


Conversation between God and a Man.

Man: God, can I ask You a question?

God: Sure

Man: Promise You won’t get angry …

God: I promise

Man: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?

God: What do u mean?

Man: Well, I woke up late

God: Yes

Man: My car took forever to start

God: Okay

Man: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait

God: Huumm

Man: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call

God: All right

Man: And on top of it all, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn’t work!!! Nothing went right today!
Why did You do that?

God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.

Man (humbled): OH

GOD: I didn’t let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.

Man: (ashamed)

God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn’t want you to catch what they have. I knew you couldn’t afford to miss work.

Man (embarrassed): Okay

God: Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn’t even let you talk to them so you would be covered.

Man (softly): I see God

God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a short circuit that was going to throw out the power in your house tonight. I didn’t think you wanted to be in the dark.

Man: I’m Sorry God

God: Don’t be sorry, just learn to Trust Me…. in All things , the Good & the bad.

Man: I will trust You.

God: And don’t doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.

Man: I won’t God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.

God: You’re welcome. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after you…


God has no BLACKBERRY but He's my favorite contact ... !!

He is not on FACEBOOK but He is my best friend .... !!

He is not on TWITTER but I still follow Him .... !!

He is not on WHATSAPP but He's always online .....!!

& even without the INTERNET I am always connected to Him .....!!


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