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After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.


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Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.


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Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.


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Most men's anger about religion is as if two men should quarrel for a lady that neither of them care for.


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As a manager, you always have a gun to your head. It's a question of whether there is a bullet in the barrel. , 1995


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Finishing second in the Olympics gets you silver. Finishing second in politics gets you oblivion.


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You know, I am so romantic sometimes I think I should just marry myself., Monster, Inc


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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.


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I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.


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Flattery won't hurt if you don't swallow it.


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Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.


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God wisely designed the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs nor kick ourselves too easily.


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Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, it's unplanned, it's full of surprises.


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Die, verb: To stop sinning suddenly.


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Retreat, hell! We're just advancing in another direction.


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Most Liked in Humour Sub-Category


By:Billa Jatt In:


Duje nu hassan lai ap khud roya.
Duje di khushi lai ap har roj navi maut mareya.
Ap dukh jhal ke duje nu sukh dita ..
asi sareya de hoe par saada koi v na hoya….


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By:Saveen Jaswal In:Love - Romantic SMS


Udaas Rehne Ki Wajah To Bahut Hai Life Me.!
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Par Fokat Me Khush Rehne Ka Maza Hi Kuch Aur Hai.!
Try It..
Keep Smiling!


Tags : ( Love - Romantic SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 192
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By:Happy Sagwal In:Clean


Tie a Knot, Tie a Knot.

Tie a Tight, Tight Knot.

Tie a Knot in the Shape of a Nought!


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By:harryk In:Sayings - Quotes SMS


Zindgi ka pahla pyar kaun bhulta hai
Ye pahli bar hota hai jab koi kisi ko
Khud se badhkar chahta hai,
Uski pasnd uski khwahish me khud ko bhul jata hai,
Hota hai itna khubsurt pehla pyar to na jane
Kyu aksar adhura reh jata hai…


Tags : ( Life Saying SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 308
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