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After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.


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Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.


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Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.


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Most men's anger about religion is as if two men should quarrel for a lady that neither of them care for.


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As a manager, you always have a gun to your head. It's a question of whether there is a bullet in the barrel. , 1995


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Finishing second in the Olympics gets you silver. Finishing second in politics gets you oblivion.


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You know, I am so romantic sometimes I think I should just marry myself., Monster, Inc


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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.


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I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.


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Flattery won't hurt if you don't swallow it.


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Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.


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God wisely designed the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs nor kick ourselves too easily.


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Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, it's unplanned, it's full of surprises.


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Die, verb: To stop sinning suddenly.


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Retreat, hell! We're just advancing in another direction.


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By:Abul Hussain In:Sayings - Quotes SMS


Eyes r d Way 2 LOVE
Heart is d Heaven of LOVE
Dreams r d Outcum of LOVE
Heart Bits r d Music of LOVE
But dont 4get (who's fail in LOVE)
Tear is the Result of LOVE.................
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....ABUL HUSSAIN _aaboolhussain@gmail.com


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By:sukhjinder singh In:


Geele Kagaz Ki Tarha Hai Zindagi Apni,

Koi Jalata Bhi Nahi, Koi Bahata Bhi Nahi,

Iss Qadar Akele Hain Dil Ki Raaho Mein,

...Koi Satata Bhi Nahi, Koi Manata Bhi Nahi.


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By:sapna In:Season SMS


teri har gal wich hami bharde ha, eh na samjhi tere to darde ha teri har gal manni paindi hai, tainu pyar he ena krde ha


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