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After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.


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God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.


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The lover is a monotheist who knows that other people worship different gods but cannot himself imagine that there could be other gods., Of Love and Lust, 1957


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God sells us all things at the price of labour.


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The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.


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It is easy to understand God as long as you don't try to explain him.


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Don't think of the things you didn't get after praying. Think of the countless blessings God gave you without asking.


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I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much.


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All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.


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Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.


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I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.


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We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be.


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God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas but for scars.


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The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays.


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God doesn't require us to succeed, he only requires that you try.


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By:SACHIN SAINI In:Jokes SMS


एक बार पोल्ट्री के व्यापार में घाटा होने के बाद संता ने सभी मुर्गियों से कहा;

संता: "कल जिसने भी दो से कम अंडे दिए मैं उसे गोली से उड़ा दूंगा!

अगली सुबह संता जब वापस पोल्ट्री फॉर्म आया तो उसने देखा की सभी मुर्गियों ने दो-दो अंडे दिए हुए थे, बस एक ने मात्र एक अंडा दिया हुआ था!

यह देख संता ने कड़क आवाज़ में उस से पूछा, "तुमने सिर्फ एक अंडा क्यों दिया क्या तुम्हे याद नहीं मैंने क्या कहा था"?

जैसे ही संता की बात खत्म हुई सामने से जवाब आया," साहब यह एक अंडा भी मौत के डर से दिया है वर्ना मैं तो मुर्गा हूं!


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By:natik In:Clean


How do you keep a fool busy for hours?

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By:harish kumar In:


N Chedo Hame Dil Dukhaye Huye Hai
Judai Ke Sadme Uthaye Huye Hai
Utha Lao Khanjar Karo Katl Hamko
Chrnome Shishko Zhikaye Huye Hao
Nahi Chahte Kabrme Roshniko
Ham Aaphise Tanko Jalaye Huye Hai
Khilona Samzhkar Bigado Na Hamko
Hambhi Kisike Banaye Huye Hai


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By:JaTT In:Love - Romantic SMS


Hamari Aankh Me Apna Kabhi Didar Kar Lena
Chhipe He Dard Sine Me Unhe Swikar Kar Lena
Tarsate He Ham Kitna,
Teri Chahat Ko Janeman Samajh Pao Kabhi Hamko,
To Bas Miss Call Kar Dena.


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