After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.
God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.
The lover is a monotheist who knows that other people worship different gods but cannot himself imagine that there could be other gods., Of Love and Lust, 1957
God sells us all things at the price of labour.
The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.
It is easy to understand God as long as you don't try to explain him.
Don't think of the things you didn't get after praying. Think of the countless blessings God gave you without asking.
I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much.
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be.
God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas but for scars.
The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays.
God doesn't require us to succeed, he only requires that you try.