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By:Vipul Verma In:Quotes



Playing polo is like trying to play golf during an earthquake. , 1990


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By:admin In:Quotes



I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive.


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By:admin In:Quotes



If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.


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By:admin In:Quotes



Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.


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By:admin In:Quotes



You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.


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By:admin In:Quotes



A person without a sese of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.


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By:admin In:Quotes



A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.


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By:admin In:Quotes



Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.


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By:admin In:Quotes



Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.


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By:admin In:Quotes



Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that.


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By:admin In:Quotes



I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.


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By:admin In:Quotes



A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.


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By:admin In:Quotes



I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.


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By:admin In:Quotes



Seven days without laughter make one weak.


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By:admin In:Quotes



In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.


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By:vijay gadge In:Jokes SMS


Har Karz Dosti Ka Ada Kaun Karega, Jab Hum Hi Na Rahenge To Dosti Kaun Karega, Aey Khuda Mere Doston Ko Salamat Rakhna, Varna Mere Jeene Ki Dua Kaun Karega.


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By:harryk In:Clean


The greatest value of having good people around you is not what you get from them... but the better person you become by being with them.


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By:JaTT In: Story SMS


Dosti Ka Tohfa Hr Kisi Ko Ni Milta
Ye Wo Phool Hai Jo Hr Baag Me Ni Khilta
Is Phool Ko Kabhi Murjhane Mat Dena
Qki Murjhaya Hua Phool Kisi Kaam Ka Ni Hota.


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By:harryk In:


If it weren't for sisters, the world would have been bereft of love, compassion, care, sharing and affection.

Thanks, my dear sister... for making my life wholesome.

Happy Sister's Day!


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