Playing polo is like trying to play golf during an earthquake. , 1990
I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive.
If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
A person without a sese of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
Seven days without laughter make one weak.
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.