By:admin In:Quotes

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

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By:admin In:Quotes

It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.

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By:admin In:Quotes

I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.

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By:admin In:Quotes

Whoever said ""laughter is the best medicine"" never had gonorrhea.

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By:admin In:Language SMS

SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!

Tags : ( Punjabi SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 292
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By:JaTT In:Special SMS

Is sal ek aisa waqt ane wala ha jo zindagi me phr kabhe nai ae ga
Time 08:09:10
date 11-12-13

i hope i am the first one to tell you.
This year december has 5 Mondays, 5 Tuesday and 5 Sundays.

This happens once every 823years.

This is called money bags.

So send to atleast 5 people and money will arrive within 4days, based on Chinese Feng Shui.

The one who does not send, will be without money.

Send within 11 mins of reading.

Can't hurt, so I did it!

Tags : ( Other SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 652
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By:Raghavendra In:Love - Romantic SMS

Mohbbat kya cheez hai ye ab maine jaana hai mere jaaaan,
Hajaaro ke dil todne padte hai .
Sirf ek dil paane ke liye..

Tags : ( Funny SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 180
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By:Deepak Pathak In:Jokes SMS

Ek Admi Ki Wife Kidnap Ho Jaati Hai Aur Kidnappers Uske Husband Ko Phone Lagate Hai:
"Agar Aaj Raat Tak Paise Na Diye Toh
Tumhari Biwi Ko Maar Denge!"
Husband Khamosh Raha.........

Tags : ( Jokes SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 244
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