SmsTab.com

Age

By:admin In:Quotes



Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.


Tags : ( Age ) - SMS Length: 84
 (0)  -




By:admin In:Quotes



Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.


Tags : ( Age ) - SMS Length: 96
 (0)  -




By:admin In:Quotes



Teenagers complain that there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.


Tags : ( Age ) - SMS Length: 112
 (0)  -




By:admin In:Quotes



A man is not old as long as he is seeking something.


Tags : ( Age ) - SMS Length: 72
 (0)  -




By:admin In:Quotes



I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.


Tags : ( Age ) - SMS Length: 104
 (2)  -




By:admin In:Quotes



The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.


Tags : ( Age ) - SMS Length: 136
 (1)  -




By:admin In:Quotes



Every man desires to live long, but no man desires to be old


Tags : ( Age ) - SMS Length: 84
 (0)  -




By:admin In:Quotes



Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing.


Tags : ( Age ) - SMS Length: 120
 (0)  -




By:admin In:Quotes



Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.


Tags : ( Age ) - SMS Length: 116
 (0)  -




By:admin In:Quotes



Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.


Tags : ( Age ) - SMS Length: 132
 (0)  -




By:admin In:Quotes



If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself .


Tags : ( Age ) - SMS Length: 112
 (0)  -




By:admin In:Quotes



Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world.


Tags : ( Age ) - SMS Length: 124
 (0)  -




By:admin In:Quotes



The years teach much which the days never knew.


Tags : ( Age ) - SMS Length: 64
 (1)  -




By:admin In:Quotes



A great part of courage is the courage of having done the thing before.


Tags : ( Age ) - SMS Length: 104
 (2)  -




By:admin In:Quotes



Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.


Tags : ( Age ) - SMS Length: 72
 (0)  -




Most Liked in Age Sub-Category


By:harryk In:Clean


Pappu: Dad Wo Maine Kaha Tha Na Ki Main Dost Ke Yahaan Padhne Ja Raha Hoon.

Santa: Haan To?

Pappu: Maine Jhooth Bola Tha, Daroo Pee Raha Hun Doston Ke Saath.

Santa: To Abb Kyun Bata Rahe Ho? Kinley Ki Ad Dekhi Kya. Pappu: Nahi Police Walon Ne Pakad Liya!


Tags : ( Pappu ) - SMS Length: 376
 (48) -




By:harryk In:Clean


A girl was sitting on a park bench.

Beggar: Hi sweetheart.

Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart?

Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed?


Tags : ( Funny ) - SMS Length: 236
 (26) -




By:admin In: Story SMS


Manzilein Bhi Teri Thi.
Aur Rasta Bhi Tera Tha
Ek Tera Pyaar Paa Lu,
Bas Yahi Sapna Mera Tha.
Mere Sath Rehne Ki Kasam Bhi Teri Thi.
Fir Akela Chhod Jane Ka Khayal Bhi Tera Tha.
Haatho Me Hath Lekar
Mujhe Hasaane Ki Soch Bhi Teri Thi.
Meri Aankhon Me Aansu Dene Ka
Silsila Bhi Tera Tha....

Mein Kyu Yaha Tanha Reh Gya?
Mera Dil Sawaal Karta Hai...
Kismat To Teri Thi...
Par Kya Khuda Bhi Tera Tha?

Khuda Bola:
Use Yaar Bnane Ki Galti Bhi Teri Thi.
Us Par Yakeen Karne Ka Khayal Bhi Tera Tha...

Use Kyu Gham Hoga Tere Jane Ka?

Sacha Pyaar Uska Nhi..
Sacha Pyaar To Sirf Tera Tha.


Tags : ( Sad Story SMS ) - SMS Length: 932
 (77) -




By:Manpreetrimpy In:Jokes SMS


Khaki jagah me "haa" ya "nahi" bharo.
1:_mai insane nahi,bander hu.
2:_mai hi pagal hu.
3:_mere dimag ka koi ilaaj nhi.
4:_muje pagalkhane hi Jana hai


Tags : ( Funny SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 228
 (50) -