Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
Teenagers complain that there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.
A man is not old as long as he is seeking something.
I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.
The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.
Every man desires to live long, but no man desires to be old
Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing.
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself .
Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world.
The years teach much which the days never knew.
A great part of courage is the courage of having done the thing before.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.