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By:admin In:Graffiti



A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station


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Hard work doesn't harm anyone, but I don' t want to take any chances.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Work is a fine thing if it doesn't take too much of your spare time.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Why is that Boss is always early when you are late and late when you are early.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Do pilots take crash-courses?


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?


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By:admin In:Graffiti



I used to be a banker, but lost interest in the work.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Ever noticed that even the busiest of people are never too busy to tell you just how busy they are ?


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By:admin In:Graffiti



I love hard work; I can really look at it for hours.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Double your pleasure, photocopy your paycheck.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



I visited the tax office. I wanted to know the people I work for.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



As long as they pretend to pay me, I pretend I am working.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues.


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By:Great waraich In:Love - Romantic SMS


Pehla keeta tu pyaar sade naal ni,
phi kyo shad gyi adhvichkar sada sath ni,tereya kheyala vich langde mere din te raat ni........great


Tags : ( Love - Romantic SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 184
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By:JaTT In:Festival SMS


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πŸ‚May this Diwali,πŸ‚
πŸŒΎπŸƒ light up for you. πŸƒπŸŒΎ
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🌸dreams for a year full🌸
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πŸ’πŸ’Wish you a veryπŸ’πŸ’
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean


Banta: My wife was extra concerned about my health today. She offered me milk instead of the usual morning tea.

Santa: She had to be worried. Today is Nag Panchami.

Happy Nag Panchami!


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By:admin In: Story SMS


Doctor Pagal se:
Tum Pagal Q huey?
Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki,
Uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi ki
Yu Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai
Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behn hui
Magar main uski Naani ka pati tha
Is liye wo meri Nathn hui.
Isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi ka Bhai ban gaya Or main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur
Mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya
Aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur
Dr: Abey chup kar saale
Kya mujhe b Pagal krega..?


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