A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station
Hard work doesn't harm anyone, but I don' t want to take any chances.
Work is a fine thing if it doesn't take too much of your spare time.
Why is that Boss is always early when you are late and late when you are early.
Do pilots take crash-courses?
Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
I used to be a banker, but lost interest in the work.
Ever noticed that even the busiest of people are never too busy to tell you just how busy they are ?
I love hard work; I can really look at it for hours.
Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
Double your pleasure, photocopy your paycheck.
I visited the tax office. I wanted to know the people I work for.
As long as they pretend to pay me, I pretend I am working.
Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues.