Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
Peter's Principle: In every organization, each person tends to rise to the level of his incompetence.
Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you- not because they are nice, but because you are.
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
Standards are such good things everyone should have their very own.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
Anger is only one letter short of danger.
A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem.
When opportunity knocks, don't complain about the noise.