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Why are apartments so close together?


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There is no right way to do a wrong thing.


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How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?


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What do you call a male ladybug ?


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If humans have nightmares, what do horses have?


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Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?


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Is it possible to be totally partial ?


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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar not called a racist?


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Public opinion is what people think other people are thinking


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Sexual harassment at work—is it a problem for the self-employed?


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Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?


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Why is a boxing ring square?


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A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.


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People who think they're perfect are very annoying to those of us who really are.


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Why is it that the road to happiness is always under construction?


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Most Liked in Weird Sub-Category


By:harryk In:


"The Max Time In Ur Life U Hav 2 Spnd Wit Urslf...

So, Make Urslf As Intrestin As Possible.
So Dat U'll Never Get Bored!!"


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By:Vipul Verma In:Quotes


Playing polo is like trying to play golf during an earthquake. , 1990


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By:Navjot Singh In:


At the age "3" We started study with Tears,
&
At age "23" We finished study with Tears,
1st tears becoz of Fear,
and
2nd tears becoz of missing Dears!
Life ka original sach..
Sab kehte hai
'Akeley aaye thhe
Akeley jaayenge,
Lekin saala.
"2 logon ki Masti k bina to koi aata nhi"
aur
"4 logo k bina koi jata nhi.
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Ha aur ek baat
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....
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Ishant sharma ki ma ka b#####a..


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By:JaTT In:Day Wishes SMS


Happy men's day



For the 1st time SOMETHING on a MAN. Do read it.





Who is a MAN?





>A man is the most beautiful part of God's creation who starts compromising at a very tender age.





>He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.





>He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents face.





>He spends his entire pocket money on buyng gifts for the girl he loves just to see her smiling





>He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late at night without any complain.





>He builds their future by takng loans from banks & repayng them for lifetime.





>He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife & boss.





>His mother, wife & boss all try to control him.





>His life finally ends up only by compromising for others' happiness.





BECHARA MARD...!?





Agar aurat par hath uthaye to BESHARAM,





Aurat se maar khae to BUZDIL,





Aurat ko kisi ke saat dekh ker ladai kare to JEALOUS,





Chup rahe to DARPOK,





Ghar se bahar rahe to AAWARA,





Ghar me rahe to NAAKARA,





Bachhon ko dante to ZALIM,





Na dante to LAPARWAH,





Aurat ko naukari karane se roke to SHAK KARNE WALA,





Aurat ko naukari karane se na rokey to BIWI KI KAMAI KHANE WALA,





Maa ki mane to CHAMCHA,





Biwi ki sune to JORU KA GULAM...





Na Jane Kab Aayega,





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