The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common enemy
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home
There are two kinds of friends : those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing him again.
Father is a banker provided by nature.
A woman never sees what we do for her, she only sees what we donít.
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
A man who wont lie to a woman has no consideration for her feelings.
We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.
A man who won't lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings.
Families are like fudge . . . mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
There's no place like http://www.home.com.
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but to hold hands.
Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.