Politicians and diapers should be changed often, for the same reason!
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge!
Politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
A counterfeiter is locked up for trying to follow a good example.
A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray.
It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies; the other half is ruined by the truth.
Don't steal, the government hates competition.
Honest politician: One who, when bought, stays bought.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
Politics: Poly (many) + ticks (bloodsucking parasites).
It's not the people who are in prison that worry me. It's the people who aren't.
We've got the best government, money can buy.
My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
The trouble with political jokes is that they get elected.
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.