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By:admin In:Graffiti



Politicians and diapers should be changed often, for the same reason!


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A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge!


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Politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.


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A counterfeiter is locked up for trying to follow a good example.


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A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray.


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It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies; the other half is ruined by the truth.


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Don't steal, the government hates competition.


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Honest politician: One who, when bought, stays bought.


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To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.


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Politics: Poly (many) + ticks (bloodsucking parasites).


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It's not the people who are in prison that worry me. It's the people who aren't.


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We've got the best government, money can buy.


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My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.


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The trouble with political jokes is that they get elected.


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A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.


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Most Liked in Politics Sub-Category


By:Vinod Dogra In:Clean


Always dream with your eyes wide open;

And always look back with eyes closed!


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By: In:Love - Romantic SMS


Jad umar bhar rona si.
Ta mai hass ke vi ki krda.
Jad dil sheeshe wang tutna si.
Ta mai ishq krke vi ki krda.
Jad mai marna si pal pal navi maut .
Ta mai pal pal jee ke vi ki krda.
Jad mai tutna si ambra de tare wang..
Ta mai tare wang chamk ke vi ki krda…….


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By:Vinod jhorar In:Shayari SMS


खूशियो का एक संसार लेकर आंएगे,
पतझड़ में भी बहार लेकर आएगे,
जब भी पुकारेंगे आप प्यार से,
मौत से सांसे उधार लेकर आएगे।


Tags : ( Sad Shayari SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 404
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By:admin In:Shayari SMS


Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai, bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai,
Kahin aisa tho nahin ke ek pyara sa dost, mujhse door ho raha hai.


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