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By:admin In:Graffiti



Politicians and diapers should be changed often, for the same reason!


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By:admin In:Graffiti



A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge!


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Politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.


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A counterfeiter is locked up for trying to follow a good example.


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A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies; the other half is ruined by the truth.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Don't steal, the government hates competition.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Honest politician: One who, when bought, stays bought.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Politics: Poly (many) + ticks (bloodsucking parasites).


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By:admin In:Graffiti



It's not the people who are in prison that worry me. It's the people who aren't.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



We've got the best government, money can buy.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



The trouble with political jokes is that they get elected.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.


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By:Mehra saab In:Jokes SMS


Ek Baar Insan Ne Koyal Se Kaha:” Tu Kali Na
Hoti
To Kitni Achhi Dikhti…
.
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Sagar Se Kaha:” Tera Pani Khara Na Hota Toh
Kitna Achha Hota,
.
.
Gulab se Kaha:” Tujhme Kaante Na Hote Toh
KitnaAchha Hota,
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Tab Teeno ek Saath Bole Ke,
.
.
Insan Tujh Me Dusro Ki “KAMIYA” Dekhne Ki
Aadat Na Hoti Toh Tu Kitna Accha Hota…!!.....#Mehra


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By:admin In: Story SMS


3 cheezain zindagi me 1 bar milti hain
1.Waalden
2.Husn.
3.Jawani
3 cheezain soch samajh ker uthao
1.Qadam
2.Qasam
3.Qalam
3 chizain soch ker karo
1.Mohabbat
2.Bat
3.Faisla
3 chizin kisi ka intezar nahin kartien
1.Maut
2.Waqt
3.Umar
3 chizein choti na samjho
1.Qarz
2.Farz
3.Marz
Padho samjho or amal bhi karo.


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By:harryk In:Clean


The greatest value of having good people around you is not what you get from them... but the better person you become by being with them.


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By:Riyazulsaifi In:Jokes SMS


Ek police inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi. Wife: utho, ghar me chori ho rahi hai. Inspector: mujhe sone de, iss time duty par nahi hoon.


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