He who sneezes without tissue, takes matter into his own hands.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
Weather forecast for tonight: Dark!
If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
A person who smiles in the face of adversity, probably has a scapegoat.
A person who lives in a glass house should change clothes in the basement.
The only way to avoid mistakes is to gain experience. The only way to gain experience is to make a mistake.
Summer must be over. My neighbour just returned my lawn furniture.
No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing with you.
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.
Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
Nothing's impossible for those who don't have to do it.
Always try to be modest and be proud of it !