Money and Finance
A careful study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterwards.
Despite the cost of living, have you ever noticed how it remains so popular?
Advertising: The science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
Talk is cheap...until lawyers get involved.
I embrace poverty! To annoy me, send money.
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of it's tail.
Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.
Coffee, chocolate, men, something's are just better rich.
All I want is the chance to prove money can't buy happiness.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Money isn't everything, but it keeps the kids in touch.
Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.
Money talks, mine keeps saying Good Bye.