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A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide that nothing can be done.


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Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.


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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat ?


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How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost.


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Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.


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What if someone died in the living room?


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Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.


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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, however, there is.


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Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.


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Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.


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If a tin whistle is made out of tin, then what, exactly, is a foghorn made out of?


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It's hard to make a comeback when you have't been anywhere.


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Misfortune: the kind of fortune that never misses.


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Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due.


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Brain is an apparatus with which we think we think.


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By:Biharilal Rajput In:Jokes SMS


GHARME RAHA KARO..................
Paglram jabhi gharse niklta bahar bachhe khel rahe hote
pahalram unehe hardin sawal karta bachho ?
Tum chunav ke bareme kya jante ho
bache kahate kuch nahi
Aare gado gharpehi khelte ho tum kya jano
hardin kuch na kuch o puchatehi rahta
ekdin pagalramne pucha bachho Aamerica ke bareme jante ho ?
Bache bole nahi
sallo gharpehi khelte ho tum kya jano
bachhoko is batka bahot gussa Aaya
ek din jaisahi pagalram gharse bahar nikla bachhone pucha Aancal Aap gunduram ke bareme jante ho
psgalram bola nahi
bacche .. Kabhi gharmebhi raha karo ..
b.m.rajput
whatsApp 9765906285


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By:Sunil Shayar In:Shayari SMS


Jo mere pyaar ki bhikh bhi na de sake.
Wo meri zindagi ki dua kya karenge.
Jo pyaar kabhi samajh hi na paye ho.
Wo pyaar me wafa kya karenge.
By-S.S.Gupta


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By:JaTT In:Special SMS


Is sal ek aisa waqt ane wala ha jo zindagi me phr kabhe nai ae ga
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Time 08:09:10
date 11-12-13

i hope i am the first one to tell you.
This year december has 5 Mondays, 5 Tuesday and 5 Sundays.

This happens once every 823years.

This is called money bags.

So send to atleast 5 people and money will arrive within 4days, based on Chinese Feng Shui.

The one who does not send, will be without money.

Send within 11 mins of reading.

Can't hurt, so I did it!
💰


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By:Mehra saab In:Jokes SMS


ਇੱਕ ਪਿੰਜਰੇ ਵਿੱਚ ਦੋ ਤਿੰਨ ਤੋਤੇ " ਤੋਤੀ ਨੂੰ ਛੇੜ
" ਦੇ ਪਏ ਸੀ
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" ਤੇ
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" ਦੂਜੇ ਪਿੰਜਰੇ ਵਿੱਚ ਇੱਕ ਤੋਤਾ ਨਮਾਜ ਤੇ
ਦੂਸਰਾ ਤੋਤਾ ਪੂਜਾ ਕਰਨ
" ਦਿਆ ਸੀ "
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" ਮਾਲੀਕ ਨੇ ਕਿਹਾ ਕਿੰਨੇ ਨੇਕ ਤੋਤੇ ਆ "
ਇਹਨਾ ਦੇ ਪਿੰਜਰੇ ਵਿੱਚ
" ਤੋਤੀ ਦੀ ਇੱਜ਼ਤ ਸੈਫ ਰਹੇ ਗੀ
" ਮਾਲੀਕ ਨੇ ਤੋਤੀ ਨੂੰ ਨੇਕ ਤੋਤੋ ਵਾਲੇ ਪਿੰਜਰੇ
ਵਿੱਚ ਪਾਤਾ
" ਜਦੋ ਤੋਤੀ ਪਿੰਜਰੇ ਵਿੱਚ ਗਈ ਤਾ
" ਪੂਜਾ ਕਰਨ ਵਾਲਾ ਤੋਤਾ ਨਮਾਜ ਪੜਨ ਵਾਲੇ
ਤੋਤੇ ਨੂੰ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ
" ਖਾਨ ਸਾਬ ਉੱਠ ਜੋ ਹੁਣ
" ਦੁਆ ਕਬੂਲ ਹੋਗੀ ਆ "
" ਆਇਟਮ ਆਗੀ ਜ(Mehra)


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