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A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide that nothing can be done.


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Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.


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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat ?


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How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost.


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Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.


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What if someone died in the living room?


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Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.


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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, however, there is.


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Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.


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Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.


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If a tin whistle is made out of tin, then what, exactly, is a foghorn made out of?


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It's hard to make a comeback when you have't been anywhere.


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Misfortune: the kind of fortune that never misses.


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Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due.


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Brain is an apparatus with which we think we think.


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS


मार्केट में घूमते हुए संता एक खूबसूरत लड़की से टकरा गया तो वह उस से बोला;

संता: क्या मैं आपसे थोड़ी देर बात कर सकता हूं?

लड़की: पर मैं तो आपको जानती भी नहीं हूं!

संता: तो मैं कौन सा आपको जानता हूं, वो दरअसल बात यह है की मेरी बीवी जीतो कहीं खो गई है!

लड़की: तो इसमें मैं क्या कर सकती हूं?

संता: दरअसल, जब भी मैं किसी सुंदर लड़की से बात करता हूं तो वो पता नहीं कहां से आ जाती है!


Tags : ( Hindi Jokes(Santa Banta) ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 1340
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By:shaikh In:Language SMS


Namaz Me Apni Nazrein Aasman Ki
Taraf Na Uthaye ….
» Hadees : Anas Bin Malik (Razi Allahu
Anhu) Se Riwayat Hai Ki, Rasool’Aallah ﷺ (Sallallahu Alaihay Wasallam) Ne
Farmaya,
“Logo Ko Kya Hua Hai Jo Namaz Me Apni
Nazrein Aasman Ki Taraf Uthatey Hain?,
Aap ﷺ (Sallallahu Alaihay Wasallam) Ne Iss Baat Se Nihayat Sakhti Se Roka,
Yahan Tak Ki Aap ﷺ (Sallallahu Alaihay Wasallam) Ne Farmaya Ki, Log Iss Harkat
Se Baaz Aa Jaye Warna Unki Aankhon Ki
Beenaii (Eye Sight) Le Li Jayegi”.
- (Sahih Bukhari, Vol 1, 750)


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS


आपको चाहने वाले कम ना होगेँ।
वक्त के साथ शायद हम ना होगेँ।
आप किसी को कितना भी प्यार देना,
पर आपके यादो के हकदार हम भी होगेँ!!


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By:Raghavendra In:Love - Romantic SMS


Ye pRomise h humaRa,
na chhodenge kabhi saath tumhaRa,
jo gaye tum hume bhool kaR,
Le aayenge pakad kaR haath tumhaRa..


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