A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat ?
How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost.
Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.
What if someone died in the living room?
Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, however, there is.
Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.
Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
If a tin whistle is made out of tin, then what, exactly, is a foghorn made out of?
It's hard to make a comeback when you have't been anywhere.
Misfortune: the kind of fortune that never misses.
Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
Brain is an apparatus with which we think we think.