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By:admin In:Graffiti



But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.


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I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the handwriting for it


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


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By:admin In:Graffiti



If you want a pretty nurse, you've got to be patient.


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Doctor is a person who cures your ills by pills and kills you by his bills.


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Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do ""practice""?


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Can a doctor be patient ?


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Accident : A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind.


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Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.


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Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can't remember.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Vitamins are good for what ails you. Viagra is good for what fails you.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



The best vitamin to be a happy person is B1


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Most Liked in Medical Sub-Category


By:sunnysingh In:Clean


ਮਿੱਟੀ ਦਾ ਹੈ ਸ਼ਰੀਰ ਮਿੱਟੀ ਹੋ ਜਾਣਾ ,
ਇਸ ਦਾ ਮਾਣ ਬਹੁਤਾ ਕਰਿਓ ਨਾ ।
ਲੱਗਿਆ ਚਰਿਤਰ ਤੇ ਦਾਗ ਕਦੇ ਨਾ ਮਿਟਦਾ ,
ਇੱਜ਼ਤ ਦਾ ਹੀਰਾ ਕਿਸੇ ਵੀ ਕੀਮਤ ਤੇ ਹਰਿਓ ਨਾ ।
ਸੱਚ ਦੇ ਨਾਲ ਖੜਿਓ ਹਮੇਸ਼ਾ ,
ਝੂਠ ਦਾ ਪੱਲਾ ਕਦੇ ਵੀ ਫੜਿਓ ਨਾ


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By:Singh Neelam In:Jokes SMS


Santa:where Is This
Banta: Yaar Me Hun
Santa:tum Kya Kar Rahe Ho
Banta: Me Us Ladki Se Friendsship Kar Na Chata Hun
Santa:phir Tum Ne Ladki Ke Kapre Kyu Pae He
Banta: Kyu Ki Me Ese Jaunga To Wo Kahegi Shadi Kar Le Is Lie Mene Ladki Ke Kapre Pae He


Tags : ( Santa Banta SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 336
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By:Sunil Shayar In:Love - Romantic SMS


Khuda ki rahmat sare sansar per barse.
Mere hisse ki rahmat meri jaan per barse.
A khuda mujhe bana dena pani.
Agar meri jaan kabhi pyaas ko tarase.
By-S.S.Gupta


Tags : ( Love - Romantic SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 224
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By:admin In: Story SMS


Manzilein Bhi Teri Thi.
Aur Rasta Bhi Tera Tha
Ek Tera Pyaar Paa Lu,
Bas Yahi Sapna Mera Tha.
Mere Sath Rehne Ki Kasam Bhi Teri Thi.
Fir Akela Chhod Jane Ka Khayal Bhi Tera Tha.
Haatho Me Hath Lekar
Mujhe Hasaane Ki Soch Bhi Teri Thi.
Meri Aankhon Me Aansu Dene Ka
Silsila Bhi Tera Tha....

Mein Kyu Yaha Tanha Reh Gya?
Mera Dil Sawaal Karta Hai...
Kismat To Teri Thi...
Par Kya Khuda Bhi Tera Tha?

Khuda Bola:
Use Yaar Bnane Ki Galti Bhi Teri Thi.
Us Par Yakeen Karne Ka Khayal Bhi Tera Tha...

Use Kyu Gham Hoga Tere Jane Ka?

Sacha Pyaar Uska Nhi..
Sacha Pyaar To Sirf Tera Tha.


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