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But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the handwriting for it


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


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By:admin In:Graffiti



If you want a pretty nurse, you've got to be patient.


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Doctor is a person who cures your ills by pills and kills you by his bills.


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Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do ""practice""?


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Can a doctor be patient ?


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Accident : A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can't remember.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Vitamins are good for what ails you. Viagra is good for what fails you.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



The best vitamin to be a happy person is B1


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By:Hemant Suthar In:Clean


Changing the face can change nothing;

But facing the change can change everything.

Good Luck!


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By:JaTT In:Sayings - Quotes SMS


Kisi Ke Jane Se Sanse Kabi Rukti Nahi
Kisi Ke Na Laut Aane Se Zndgi Kabi Thamti Nahi
Khwaaish Har Waqt Rehti Hai Dilme Use Pane Ki
Par
Har Khwaaish Puri Ho Ye Bhi Zaruri Nahi..!!


Tags : ( Life Saying SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 240
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By:raghu8553532253 In:Sayings - Quotes SMS


Sometime GOD closes all Doors
&
Shuts all d Windows

During those Times, think that
May b there is STORM Outside n
HE wants u SAFE. :)
Be +ve


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By:vicky jaiswal In:Shayari SMS


Aaja Avi Sardi Ka Mosam Nahi Gujra
Paharo Per Abhi Bhi Baraf Jami Hai
Sab Kuch To Hai Mere Paas
Sirf Ek Tere Kami Hai ||
Happy Winter.


Tags : ( Love Shayari SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 180
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