But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.
I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the handwriting for it
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
If you want a pretty nurse, you've got to be patient.
Doctor is a person who cures your ills by pills and kills you by his bills.
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do ""practice""?
Can a doctor be patient ?
Accident : A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.
The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind.
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative.
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can't remember.
Vitamins are good for what ails you. Viagra is good for what fails you.
The best vitamin to be a happy person is B1