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By:admin In:Graffiti



Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.


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In your life, you will love someone so much you could eat them! Then you will get married and wish you had.


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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.


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They lived happily until they got married.


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I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls.


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An unmarried man has no buttons on his shirt. A married man has no shirt.


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We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me.


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My wife's a water sign. I'm an earth sign. Together we make mud.


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Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.


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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.


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I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late


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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.


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It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.


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Marriage is nature's way of stopping people from fighting with strangers.


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An errant wife is like a jigsaw puzzle. When you come home and find a piece missing, you don't quite get the picture.


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By:admin In:Love - Romantic SMS


She broke his heart and yelled out to him
""YOU HAVE NO LIFE' GO AWAY!""
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He stood there in agony' and whispered..
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""but u r my life.""


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By:Mehra saab In: Story SMS


ਇੱਕ ਤੂਫਾਨ ਆਇਆ, ਤੇ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ, ?
ਤੇਰਾ ਕੀ ਹੋਵੇਗਾ ਜੇ ਮੈਂ ਸਭ ਕੁਝ ਉਜਾੜ ਦੇਵਾਂ ਤਾਂ !
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ਮੈ ਮੁਸਕਰਾਇਆ ਤੇ ਕਿਹਾ__ਯਾਰ ਤੂੰ ਬਹੁਤ ਦੇਰ ਕਰਤੀ.. #Mehra


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By:JaTT In:Special SMS


This year October has 5 Mondays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This Happens once every 823years.


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By:Jovan King In:Jokes SMS


Mere naal jeenea padh diya par number den toh dardiya


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