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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.


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In your life, you will love someone so much you could eat them! Then you will get married and wish you had.


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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.


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They lived happily until they got married.


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I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls.


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An unmarried man has no buttons on his shirt. A married man has no shirt.


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We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me.


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My wife's a water sign. I'm an earth sign. Together we make mud.


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Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.


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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.


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I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late


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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.


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It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.


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Marriage is nature's way of stopping people from fighting with strangers.


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An errant wife is like a jigsaw puzzle. When you come home and find a piece missing, you don't quite get the picture.


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Most Liked in Marriage Sub-Category


By:Mehra saab In: Story SMS


Jab Kuch sapne adhoore reh jaate hain,
Tab dil ke dard aansoon bankar beh jaate hain,
Jo ye kehte hain ki hum sirf aapke hain,
Pata nahi wo kaise alvida keh jaate hain…


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By:Saveen Jaswal In:Love - Romantic SMS


Udaas Rehne Ki Wajah To Bahut Hai Life Me.!
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Par Fokat Me Khush Rehne Ka Maza Hi Kuch Aur Hai.!
Try It..
Keep Smiling!


Tags : ( Love - Romantic SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 192
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By:Loveleet Singh In:


Kyu chahkar bhi tumhe bhula nahi pate hai,
Chahte hai tumhe par tumhari, chahato ko nhi pate hai,
Magte hai khuda se jitna tumhe,
Tum utne hi dur chale jate,
Tum khush ho hamse nafrat karkar,
Hame khushi hoti h tumhe khush dekhkar,
Bas isilie ham tumhari nafrat sahte chale jate hai.


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By:Raghavendra In:Love - Romantic SMS


Mohbbat kya cheez hai ye ab maine jaana hai mere jaaaan,
Hajaaro ke dil todne padte hai .
Sirf ek dil paane ke liye..
By-Raghavendra


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