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Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?


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If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?


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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?


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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?


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If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?


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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?


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Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings. They did it by killing all those who opposed them.


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If people from Poland are called Poles, why are'nt people from Holland called Holes?


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If you aim at nothing, you'll hit it every time.


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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?


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It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.


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Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.


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Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't.


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Worry is the darkroom in which 'negatives' are developed.


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The best way to avoid a car accident is to travel by bus.


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Most Liked in Logic Sub-Category


By:Sunil Shayar In:Shayari SMS


Dusaro ki hasi lekar kya karen.
Jo apani nahi wo khushi lekar kya karen.
Tanha jine se behatar hum marr hi jaye.
Saath agar usaka na ho to zindagi jikar kya karen.
By-S.S.Gupta


Tags : ( Bewafa ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 236
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By:admin In: Story SMS


Kabhi Kehta Tha Mujhe Ki Koi Duaa Hoon Main
Aaj Wo Keh Gya Mujhko Ki Bewafa Hoon Main.
Wo Jee Na Paata Tha Lamha Kabhi Bagair Mere
Aaj Kehne Laga Mujhko Ki Ek Sazaa Hoon Main.
Yahi Dastoor Hai Aur Aisa Hi Hota Aaya
Lagi Maashuq Ke Mehndi Aur Aashiq Rota Aaya.
Magar Riwaaz Bhi Ye Ulta Kar Diya Maine
Bina Chaahat Kisi Ki Maang Bhar Di Maine.
Kiya Hai Jo Bhi Ispe Khud Se Hi Khafa Hoon Main
Aaj Wo Kah Gaya Mujhko Ki Bewafa Hoon Mai.


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By:JaTT In:Jokes SMS


Ek Aadmi Medical Shop Par
Zeher Lene Gya...
Aadmi: Ek Zehar Ki Bottle Dena
Dukandar: Bina Parchi K
Zehar Nhi Mil Skta.
Aadmi Ne Shadi Ka Card Dikhaya..
Dukandar: Bas Kr Pagle, Rulayega
Kya? Badi Bottle Du Ya Chhoti?


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean


Banta: My wife was extra concerned about my health today. She offered me milk instead of the usual morning tea.

Santa: She had to be worried. Today is Nag Panchami.

Happy Nag Panchami!


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