Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings. They did it by killing all those who opposed them.
If people from Poland are called Poles, why are'nt people from Holland called Holes?
If you aim at nothing, you'll hit it every time.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't.
Worry is the darkroom in which 'negatives' are developed.
The best way to avoid a car accident is to travel by bus.