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Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?


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If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?


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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?


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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?


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If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?


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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?


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Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings. They did it by killing all those who opposed them.


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If people from Poland are called Poles, why are'nt people from Holland called Holes?


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If you aim at nothing, you'll hit it every time.


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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?


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It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.


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Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.


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Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't.


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Worry is the darkroom in which 'negatives' are developed.


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The best way to avoid a car accident is to travel by bus.


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Most Liked in Logic Sub-Category


By:Riyazulsaifi In:Jokes SMS


Ek police inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi. Wife: utho, ghar me chori ho rahi hai. Inspector: mujhe sone de, iss time duty par nahi hoon.


Tags : ( Funny SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 188
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By:JaTT In:Special SMS


“Our Pain may Give laugh to somebody
but
our Laugh should not Give Pain to anybody”
..Charlie Chaplin.
Be always HAPPY & Try to make others Happy.


Tags : ( Other SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 200
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By:harryk In:Love - Romantic SMS


Rulana har kisi ko ata hai
Hasana kisi kisi ko ata hai
Rula ke jo mana le wo sacha yaar hai
Aur jo rula ke khud bhi ansu bahaye
Woh apka sacha pyar hai…


Tags : ( Love - Romantic SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 212
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By:Sunil Shayar In:Shayari SMS


Log kahte hain koi inaam mile.
Zindagi gujarane ke liye koi kaam mile.
Dost to humne bahut banaye.
Par koi dhokhebaj to koi beimaan mile.
By-S.S.Gupta


Tags : ( Shayari SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 208
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