Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
Don't take life seriously, it is not permanent.
Behind every successful man stands a woman waiting for his job.
Marriage is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master's.
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids!
Let face facts, shall we? There is a very real possibility that this could also be the *last* day of the rest of your life.
Often it is fatal to live too long.
The end of the day is near when small men make long shadows.
May you live all the days of your life.
Ecstasy is a feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Everyone who lives dies but not everyone who dies lives.
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
If crime fighters fight crime, and fire fighters fight fire, then what do freedom fighters fight?
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.