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It's not considered lying if you do so when complimenting a woman.


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If we find life on other planets, what would happen to the Miss Universe pageant?


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When a pessimist has nothing to worry about, he worries about why he has nothing to worry about.


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Have you ever wondered why you can't taste your tongue?


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Cocaine is god's way of telling you that you make too much money.


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To make a long story short, don't tell it.


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A man's last will and testament is a dead give away.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



A smile is like a tight underwear ... it makes your cheeks go up.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Anyone can be cool but awesome takes practice!


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I either get what I want or I change my mind.


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Good girls = Bad Girls that never get caught.


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If a person is born deaf, then what language do they think in?


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Lead me not into temptation - I can find the way back myself.


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All women are beautiful. Except the ugly ones.


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Sarcasm: The ability to offend idiots without the realizing it.


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By:admin In:Jokes SMS


एक बार वेटर संता और उसका साथी बंता आपस में बातें कर रहे होते है की तभी अचानक संता, बंता से कहता है;

संता: बंता तुझे पता है वो जो 11 नंबर कमरे वाले साहब हैं ना वो कल बुरी तरह ज़ख़्मी हो गए!

बंता: क्यों क्या हुआ?

संता: होना क्या था, रात को उन्होंने शराब पीकर स्वीमिंग पूल में छलांग लगा दी!

बंता: तो क्या पूल में पानी नहीं था?

संता: अरे यार पूल में पानी तो था पर जहां छलांग लगाई, वहां स्वीमिंग पूल नहीं था!


Tags : ( Hindi Jokes(Santa Banta) ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 1448
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By:JaTT In:Shayari SMS


Tanhai kisi ka intezar nahi karti,
Kismat kabhi bewafai nahi karti,
Unse door hone ka asar hai warna,
Parchai kabhi jism par waar nahi karti…


Tags : ( Sad Shayari SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 192
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By:Biharilal Rajput In: Story SMS


Jindgi jineko di to ji maine ......
kismatme likha tha pi to pi maine .......
tere likhe ko nibhay kya khat ki maine .....
Biharilal
Whtsap 9765906285


Tags : ( Dosti Story SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 204
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By:seetsidhu In:Love - Romantic SMS


Har rah ohde te mukda hai har sah ohde te rukda hai kaun kehnda ki sajjan dukh dende ne sadda har dukh ta ohde awaaj sun k tutda hai


Tags : ( Love - Romantic SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 176
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