It's not considered lying if you do so when complimenting a woman.
If we find life on other planets, what would happen to the Miss Universe pageant?
When a pessimist has nothing to worry about, he worries about why he has nothing to worry about.
Have you ever wondered why you can't taste your tongue?
Cocaine is god's way of telling you that you make too much money.
To make a long story short, don't tell it.
A man's last will and testament is a dead give away.
A smile is like a tight underwear ... it makes your cheeks go up.
Anyone can be cool but awesome takes practice!
I either get what I want or I change my mind.
Good girls = Bad Girls that never get caught.
If a person is born deaf, then what language do they think in?
Lead me not into temptation - I can find the way back myself.
All women are beautiful. Except the ugly ones.
Sarcasm: The ability to offend idiots without the realizing it.