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Never argue with a fool, he may be doing the same thing.


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It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it


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Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?


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By:admin In:Graffiti



A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.


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It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.


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A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have a film.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the joke of the century.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Women are like elephants. I like to look at them but I'd hate to own one.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



I have gotten to the age where I need my false teeth and hearing aid before I can ask where I left my glasses.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



If one learn from one's mistakes then I am getting a fantastic education.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac!


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By:Biharilal Rajput In:Jokes SMS


Phonpar bat kar rahe pati ko patnine toka
Patni .. itne kam Aawazh me kis se bat kar rahe ho ji
Pati.. bahense . !
Patni ... itni kam Aawazh me ?
Pati.... ha kam Aawazh me hi bat kar raha hu ....
Pati.... Q Aaisi konshi bat hai
Pati.... Aare bhagwan bahan meri nahi teri hai .......

...Rajput ..B.M.


Tags : ( Funny SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 408
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By:JaTT In:Day Wishes SMS


BECHARA MARD...!?





Agar aurat par hath uthaye to BESHARAM,





Aurat se maar khae to BUZDIL,





Aurat ko kisi ke saat dekh ker ladai kare to JEALOUS,





Chup rahe to DARPOK,





Ghar se bahar rahe to AAWARA,





Ghar me rahe to NAAKARA,





Bachhon ko dante to ZALIM,





Na dante to LAPARWAH,





Aurat ko naukari karane se roke to SHAK KARNE WALA,





Aurat ko naukari karane se na rokey to BIWI KI KAMAI KHANE WALA,





Maa ki mane to CHAMCHA,





Biwi ki sune to JORU KA GULAM...





Na Jane Kab Aayega,





"HAPPY MEN'S DAY"





Respect every male in your life.


U will never know what he has sacrificed 4U.





Worth sending to every man to make him smile & every woman to make her realize his worth!!HAPPY MEN'S DAY JO KABI NAHI AAYEGA..


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By:harryk In:Greetings SMS


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A BEAUTIFUL CUCKOO BIRD
Comes To Wish U
Have a nice day.


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By:Biharilal Rajput In:Jokes SMS


Sundar nari pagalpan hai suzh buzhka dhyan nahi ....

sundrtake balbute par Thglena Aasan nahi ......

hasin ho tum jawn bhi ho ishki tumhe pahechan nahi ......

nagar nagar ko dhundne wala wyapari nadan nahi ........... ........

Biharilal ..............
whtsaap 9765906285


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