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Never argue with a fool, he may be doing the same thing.


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It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it


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Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?


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By:admin In:Graffiti



A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.


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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.


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It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.


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A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.


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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have a film.


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If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the joke of the century.


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Women are like elephants. I like to look at them but I'd hate to own one.


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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.


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I have gotten to the age where I need my false teeth and hearing aid before I can ask where I left my glasses.


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Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.


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If one learn from one's mistakes then I am getting a fantastic education.


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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac!


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By:Mr.waraich(Great) In:Love - Romantic SMS


Jehdi sanu nit janu janu kehndi c,sade saaha ch saah laindi c,sanu shad gaira te dull gyi ae,jo kehndi c g.m main teri hd main teri ha, aj sanu ik bura supna samjh k bhull gyi ae......great


Tags : ( Love - Romantic SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 252
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By:JaTT In:Special SMS


Is sal ek aisa waqt ane wala ha jo zindagi me phr kabhe nai ae ga
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Time 08:09:10
date 11-12-13

i hope i am the first one to tell you.
This year december has 5 Mondays, 5 Tuesday and 5 Sundays.

This happens once every 823years.

This is called money bags.

So send to atleast 5 people and money will arrive within 4days, based on Chinese Feng Shui.

The one who does not send, will be without money.

Send within 11 mins of reading.

Can't hurt, so I did it!
💰


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By:Biharilal Rajput In:Shayari SMS


Bhul hamse huvi jo tumse mahobat kar baithe !
warna duniyame hame chahne wale bahot the .....
whtsApp..9765906285


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By:JaTT In:Language SMS


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☬ SatguRu naNak PaRGateyA Mitti DhuNd JaG chaaNan HoyA ☬

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ਆਪ ਜੀ ਨੂੰ ਅਤੇ ਆਪ ਜੀ ਦੇ ਸਾਰੇ ਪਰਿਵਾਰ ਨੂੰ "ਧੰਨ ਧੰਨ ਸ਼੍ਰੀ ਗੁਰੂ ਨਾਨਕ ਦੇਵ ਜੀ" ਦੇ ਪ੍ਰਕਾਸ਼ ਪੁਰਬ ਦੀ ਲੱਖ ਲੱਖ ਵਧਾਈ ਹੋਵੇ ਜੀ !!
ਪ੍ਰਮਾਤਮਾ ਆਪ ਜੀ ਨੂੰ ਸਦਾ ਚੜਦੀ ਕਲਾ ਚ' ਰੱਖੇ !!!


Tags : ( Punjabi SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 784
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