Food and Drinks
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand!
When dog food is new and better tasting, who tests it ?
One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds.
If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you're off it.
Dieting is wishful shrinking.
I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
Breakfast.com halted... cereal port not responding.
People who drink light ""beer"" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it - Richard Lederer.
A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.
Avoid fruits and nuts-you are what you eat.
If you are what you eat then I'm staying away from nuts.
What garlic is to food, insanity is to art.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.