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By:Vipul Verma In:Graffiti



A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand!


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By:admin In:Graffiti



When dog food is new and better tasting, who tests it ?


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By:admin In:Graffiti



One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?


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By:admin In:Graffiti



The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you're off it.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Dieting is wishful shrinking.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Breakfast.com halted... cereal port not responding.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



People who drink light ""beer"" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it - Richard Lederer.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Avoid fruits and nuts-you are what you eat.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



If you are what you eat then I'm staying away from nuts.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



What garlic is to food, insanity is to art.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.


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By:JaTT In:Love - Romantic SMS


Hamari Aankh Me Apna Kabhi Didar Kar Lena
Chhipe He Dard Sine Me Unhe Swikar Kar Lena
Tarsate He Ham Kitna,
Teri Chahat Ko Janeman Samajh Pao Kabhi Hamko,
To Bas Miss Call Kar Dena.


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By:Navjot Singh In:Shayari SMS


Mehfil Lagi Thi Yaron Ki,
Humko Bhi Bulawa Aaya Tha,
Kaise Na Jati Unki Kasam Dekar Bulaya Tha,


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By:Arti sandhi In:Clean


A real friend:

Cares like a Mom;

Scolds like a Dad;

Teases like a Sister;

Irritates like a Brother;

And loves more than a lover.

Happy Friendship Day, Dear Friend!


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By:Abul Hussain In:Quotes


Eyes r d Way 2 LOVE
Heart is d Heaven of LOVE
Dreams r d Outcum of LOVE
Heart Bits r d Music of LOVE
But dont 4get (who's fail in LOVE)
Tear is the Result of LOVE.................
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....ABUL HUSSAIN _aaboolhussain@gmail.com


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