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By:Vipul Verma In:Graffiti



A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand!


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When dog food is new and better tasting, who tests it ?


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One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds.


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If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?


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The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you're off it.


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Dieting is wishful shrinking.


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I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.


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Breakfast.com halted... cereal port not responding.


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People who drink light ""beer"" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.


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I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it - Richard Lederer.


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A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Avoid fruits and nuts-you are what you eat.


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If you are what you eat then I'm staying away from nuts.


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What garlic is to food, insanity is to art.


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Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.


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By:Sunil Shayar In:Shayari SMS


Dil ke dard ko dil todane wale kya jane.
Pyaar ke rashmo ko ye duniya wale kya jane.
Kitani taklif hoti hai hume kabar ke niche.
Ye upar se phool chadhane wale kya jane.
By- S.S.Gupta


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By:Sunil Shayar In:Shayari SMS


Khubsurat sa ek pal kissa ban jata hai.
Jane kab kaun zindagi ka hissa ban jata hai.
Kuchh log milate hain zindagi me aise.
Jinase kabhi na tutane wala rishta ban jata hai.
By-S.S.Gupta


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By:JaTT In:Love - Romantic SMS


Girl frnd- ki haal ae Kutte?
Boy frnd- Thik aa Bhootniae
GF- Ki kr rea c kmenea?
BF- kuch nhi tu dass Bandriae
GF-Tere nal gall kar ri aan
Manhoosa
BF- te mai ki kara fer Chudaile
GF- huh mainu boht kam ne chal
daffa ho
Love u Daffra
BF- te mai kehra vehla betha
Love you To meriae Sindyle
This is True Love without Drama.......!!!!


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By:UMESH SINGH YADAV In:Shayari SMS


Kaun Kehta Hai Ishq Me Bas Ikraar Hota Hai
Kaun Kehta Hai Ishq Me Bas Inkaar Hota Hai,
Tanhai Ko Tum Bebasi Ka Naam Na Do,
Kyunki Ishq Ka Doosra Naam Hi Intezaar Hota Haiā€¦


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