Beauty and Fashion
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
There are more photographs of pretty women than there are pretty women.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable we have to change it every 6 months.
Do not read beauty magazines. They will only make you feel ugly.
The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth.
Some girls are so far ahead of the times that being modern seems very old-fashioned to them.
If we find life on other planets, what would happen to the Miss Universe pageant?
A nudist is one who suffers from clothestrophobia.
A lot of good-looking faces are wasted on ugly people.
It takes twenty-five dumb animals to make a fur coat and only one to wear it.
I bought a new camouflage shirt and now I can't find it!
Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one
Fashions fade, style is eternal.
It ain`t the jeans that make your butt look fat.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.