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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.


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There are more photographs of pretty women than there are pretty women.


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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable we have to change it every 6 months.


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Do not read beauty magazines. They will only make you feel ugly.


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The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth.


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Some girls are so far ahead of the times that being modern seems very old-fashioned to them.


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If we find life on other planets, what would happen to the Miss Universe pageant?


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A nudist is one who suffers from clothestrophobia.


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A lot of good-looking faces are wasted on ugly people.


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It takes twenty-five dumb animals to make a fur coat and only one to wear it.


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I bought a new camouflage shirt and now I can't find it!


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Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one


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Fashions fade, style is eternal.


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It ain`t the jeans that make your butt look fat.


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When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.


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Most Liked in Beauty and Fashion Sub-Category


By:admin In:Jokes SMS


एक दिन संता दुखी होकर अपने दोस्त बंता के घर जाता है और बंता से कहता है;

संता: यार, मुझे अपनी बीवी से तलाक चाहिए!

बंता: लेकिन क्यों आखिर ऐसा क्या हुआ?

संता: वो 6 महीने से मुझ से बात ही नहीं कर रही!

बंता: एक बार फिर सोच लो, ऐसी बीवी सिर्फ किस्मत वालो को ही मिलती है!


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By:Navjot Singh In:


Mera Ban Jaye Koi Ye Meri Taqdir Nhi,Main Wo Shisa Hu Jisme Koi Tasvir Nhi,Dil Me Bachi Jine Ki Aas Nhi,Chaha Jise Sabse Zyada Wo Hi Mere Paas Nahi.


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By:raghu8553532253 In:Sayings - Quotes SMS


Life is like a flowing river of opportunities..
It's up to you to stand up with a bucket or with a spoon


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By:jatinder doraha In:




Garuda Gayathri:


Gam! Ganapathaye! Namaha!

Om! Sri Raghavendraya Namaha!

Om! Namo! Bhagavathe! Vaasudevaya!

Om! Ham! Hanumathe! Sri Rama Doothaya Namaha!

Om Tatpurushaya Vidhmahe

Suvarna pakshaya dheemahi

Thanno Garuda prachodayaat

Happy Garuda Panchami!


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