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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.


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There are more photographs of pretty women than there are pretty women.


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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable we have to change it every 6 months.


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Do not read beauty magazines. They will only make you feel ugly.


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The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth.


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Some girls are so far ahead of the times that being modern seems very old-fashioned to them.


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If we find life on other planets, what would happen to the Miss Universe pageant?


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A nudist is one who suffers from clothestrophobia.


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A lot of good-looking faces are wasted on ugly people.


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It takes twenty-five dumb animals to make a fur coat and only one to wear it.


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I bought a new camouflage shirt and now I can't find it!


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Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one


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Fashions fade, style is eternal.


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It ain`t the jeans that make your butt look fat.


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When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.


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By:shamuel rathava In:


Thank you, sister... for always being there on my side and for helping me in those infinite ways which I might not even remember.

Happy Birthday to a loving and caring sister!


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By:ravisaroj In:Jokes SMS


Mangta hun to deti nahi ho,
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Jawab mere khat ka.
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Deti ho to khada ho jata hai,
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Rom-rom jajbat ka.
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Kahti ho piche she dalo,
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Julphon me Phul gulab ka,
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.dalta hun to gir jata hai,
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Ek-ek patta gulab ka.


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By:JaTT In:Jokes SMS


Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.


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By:JaTT In:Love - Romantic SMS


Girl frnd- ki haal ae Kutte?
Boy frnd- Thik aa Bhootniae
GF- Ki kr rea c kmenea?
BF- kuch nhi tu dass Bandriae
GF-Tere nal gall kar ri aan
Manhoosa
BF- te mai ki kara fer Chudaile
GF- huh mainu boht kam ne chal
daffa ho
Love u Daffra
BF- te mai kehra vehla betha
Love you To meriae Sindyle
This is True Love without Drama.......!!!!


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