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By:Vipul Verma In:Graffiti



I keep adjusting the brightness control on my TV, but it's still as stupid as ever.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



A modern artist is one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Many campaign promises are sound. Just sound!


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise person to be able to sell it.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



College is a fountain of knowledge... and the students are there to drink.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Isn't Disney World a people trap run by a mouse?


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Disneyland: A people trap operated by a mouse.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



The nice thing about an antique is that if you crack it, it only increases the value.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Viewer discretion may be advised, but it's never really expected.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



A procrastinators work is never done.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



Everyone knows what a hypocrite is. . . . That's the guy who gripes about the sex, violence and nudity on his VCR.


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By:admin In:Graffiti



The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.


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Most Liked in Arts and Entertainment Sub-Category


By:JaTT In:Language SMS


ੴ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ਵਾਹਿਗੁਰੂ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ੴ

☬ SatguRu naNak PaRGateyA Mitti DhuNd JaG chaaNan HoyA ☬

ੴ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ਵਾਹਿਗੁਰੂ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ੴ

ਆਪ ਜੀ ਨੂੰ ਅਤੇ ਆਪ ਜੀ ਦੇ ਸਾਰੇ ਪਰਿਵਾਰ ਨੂੰ "ਧੰਨ ਧੰਨ ਸ਼੍ਰੀ ਗੁਰੂ ਨਾਨਕ ਦੇਵ ਜੀ" ਦੇ ਪ੍ਰਕਾਸ਼ ਪੁਰਬ ਦੀ ਲੱਖ ਲੱਖ ਵਧਾਈ ਹੋਵੇ ਜੀ !!
ਪ੍ਰਮਾਤਮਾ ਆਪ ਜੀ ਨੂੰ ਸਦਾ ਚੜਦੀ ਕਲਾ ਚ' ਰੱਖੇ !!!


Tags : ( Punjabi SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 784
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By:Alam Shazad Alam In:Special SMS


waqt noor ko be noor kardete hai .thode se jakham ko nasur kardete hai. kon chahta hai aapno se dur hona par waqt sab ko majbur kardete hai


Tags : ( Anna Hazare SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 188
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By:Mr.waraich(Great) In:Love - Romantic SMS


Aapki yaad ka jaam hum har pal piya krte hai,aap hme yaad kre ja na kre lekin hum to aapki yaad ke sahare hi ziya krte hai.......great


Tags : ( Love - Romantic SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 180
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By:JaTT In:Jokes SMS


Ek admi ki Wife kidnap ho jaati hai aur kidnappers uske Husband ko phone lagate hai:
"Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh
tumhari biwi ko maar denge!"
Husband khamosh raha.........
.
Agle din phir phone aya "Agar aaj
raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari biwi
ke tukde-tukde karke cheel-kauwon ko khila denge!"
Husband khamosh raha.........

Agle din phir phone aya "Agar aaj
raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari biwi
tumhe sahi-salamat lauta di jayegi.."
Husband: "Paise bol kaminey, darata kisko hai?!"


Tags : ( Funny SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 668
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