Arts and Entertainment
I keep adjusting the brightness control on my TV, but it's still as stupid as ever.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
A modern artist is one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth.
Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?
Many campaign promises are sound. Just sound!
Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise person to be able to sell it.
College is a fountain of knowledge... and the students are there to drink.
Isn't Disney World a people trap run by a mouse?
Disneyland: A people trap operated by a mouse.
The nice thing about an antique is that if you crack it, it only increases the value.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
Viewer discretion may be advised, but it's never really expected.
A procrastinators work is never done.
Everyone knows what a hypocrite is. . . . That's the guy who gripes about the sex, violence and nudity on his VCR.
The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.