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By:harryk In:Clean



Banta: What do women and fire engine have in common?

Santa: When they are around, everybody knows!


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By:harryk In:Clean



Santa: You must have been born on a highway?

Jeeto:Why?

Santa: Because that's where most accidents happen!


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By:HARISH MAKWANA In:Clean



Santa:You know Google is a woman?

Banta: Why?

Santa: Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions!


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By:RAJU MAJI In:Clean



Santa: Sorry boss, I can't come to office today, my car has broken down.

Boss: What about the bus?

Santa: I don't have a bus!


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By:Vinod Dogra In:Clean



Banta: What women think about a 'Secret'?

Santa: Something which is told to one person at a time!


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Banta: What is the definition of a husband?

Santa: A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted!


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By:harryk In:Clean



Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy:

One, let her think she is having her own way, and the other, let her have it!


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By:Gourav Jairth In:Clean



Banta: What is worse than a biscuit drowning in the tea?

Santa: The second biscuit on a rescue mission drowns, too!


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Banta: What is the difference between 'Temporary Love' and 'Permanent Love'?

Santa: In 'Temporary Love' a girl calls his boyfriend 'Jaanu', 'Sweetu', 'Babu', 'Shona' but in 'Permanent Love' she says, 'Saale', 'Kutte', 'Kamine'!


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By:shamuel rathava In:Clean



Banta: What is Alimony?

Santa: Alimony - A system wherein two people make a mistake, and one of them keeps on paying for it!


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By:paresh In:Clean



Banta: Why is divorce so expensive?

Santa: Because it's worth it.


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Santa: I will admit I am wrong if you will admit I am right.

Jeeto: I agree! you go first.

Santa : Ok, I am wrong.

Jeeto: Yes, You are right!


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By:Hemant Suthar In:Clean



Santa invited Banta to his home for dinner and gave him directions for Vasant Kunj.

Santa: Oye! Mahipalpur Se Aana Aur Teesri Red Light Se Left Le Lena. Phir Dusri Red Light Se Right Le Lena! Hours passed... but no sign of Banta, so Santa called up to ask where he was.

Santa: Oye Banta, Where are you?

Banta: Oye Yaar, Main To Jaipur Pahunch Geya... Because Sari Lights Green Thi, Koi Red Light Mili Hi Nahi!


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By:HARISH MAKWANA In:Clean



Pappu: Papa Mujhe 180CC Pulsar Bike Hi Leni Hai...

Santa: Beta Tu 180CC Pulsar Le Ya 350CC Ki Bullet, Picha Tune 100CC Ki Scooty Ka Hi Karna Hai..


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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Santa: What do you want for your birthday?

Jeeto: Give me one ring... thats enough.

Santa: From landline or mobile?


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By:Mehra saab In:Love - Romantic SMS


#j.k Mirze de ਵਾਂਗੂ ਸੋਚ rakhde haan aapa,
ਐਵੈ Ranjhe ਵਾਂਗੂ ਕੰਨ ਪੜਵਾਈਏ na.
ਹੀਰਾਂ hor vi ਬਥੇਰੀਆਂ ne sade layi Crazy,
ਐਵੇਂ ik piche #Zindagi ਗਵਾਈਏ na...


Tags : ( Love - Romantic SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 328
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By:JaTT In:Sayings - Quotes SMS


Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain! Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.


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By:Raghavendra In:Love - Romantic SMS


Ye pRomise h humaRa,
na chhodenge kabhi saath tumhaRa,
jo gaye tum hume bhool kaR,
Le aayenge pakad kaR haath tumhaRa..


Tags : ( Funny SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 164
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By:Mehra saab In:Jokes SMS


ਜਨਤਾ ਤਾਂ ਰਹਿੰਦੀ ONLINE ਸਾਰੀ ਪਰ ਲੁੱਕ - ਲੁੱਕ ਕੇ POSTA ਪੜਦੇ ਆ",
COPY ਕਰਨ 'ਚ ਤਾਂ ਦੇਰ ਨਹੀ ਲਾੳਦੇ, LIKE ਕਰਨ ਤੋ ਡਰਦੇ ਆ,.....#Mehra


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