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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



There used to be a street named after Rajinikanth... but it was changed because nobody crosses Rajinikanth and lives!


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By:Hemant Suthar In:Clean



In 2010, Rajinikanth released a film named - ROBOT.

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In 3010, some Robot will probably release a film named Rajinikanth to take revenge!


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By:ImdadAliEhsas In:Clean



If all Rajinikanth fans formed a country, the world would be one!


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By:zed khan In:Clean



Reason for Gold Crash:

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Rajinikanth is selling his wife's jewellery!


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Once while travelling through Gujarat, Rajinikanth bought tea from a kid... you know the rest of the story!


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Rajinikanth Sir,

You're really great. You hugged a 'Chaiwala' and now he's our PM!


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Breaking News

Twitter Inc. stock price spurts after Rajinikanth joins Twitter!


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By:admin In:Clean



Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table;
Because;
Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.


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By:admin In:Clean



Once Rajanikanth bunked a whole day in school.
Since then that day is known as........Sunday!


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By:admin In:Clean



How did Paul Octopus die?
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He was asked to predict Rajnikanth's death.


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By:admin In:Clean



Rajanikanth was once on ""Celebrity Wheel of Fortune"" and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.


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By:admin In:Clean



A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajnikant and that you will be handicapped if you park there.


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By:admin In:Clean



Breaking News:
The reason behind recent onion price rise revealed.
Actually Rajinikanth
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ordered ""Onion Uttapam""!


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By:harryk In:Greetings SMS


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By:Riyazulsaifi In:Jokes SMS


Ek police inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi. Wife: utho, ghar me chori ho rahi hai. Inspector: mujhe sone de, iss time duty par nahi hoon.


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By:Sunil Shayar In:Shayari SMS


Usaki yaad me yuhi jiya karenge.
Gum bardash nahi hoga to sarab bhi piya karenge.
Agar marr bhi gaye usaki yaad me to khuda kasam.
Yamraj ke mobile se usake mobile pe message kiya karenge.

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By:Mehra saab In:Jokes SMS


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