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By:harryk In:Clean



Its hard to find a good friend who is

90% funny

95% sexy

100% perfect...

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So, whatever you do just don't lose me!


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By:HARISH MAKWANA In:Clean



The best 'Prank Call' ever:

"Hello KFC?"

"Yes, how can I help you sir?"

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"I want McDonalds number!"


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.

This describes everything you...

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are not!


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By:harryk In:Clean



Just Go To Hell,

Yes You

You Only

Because only You .

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can change - Hell into Heaven, by your sweetness!


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By:vishal duhan In:Clean



If it walks like a duck;

And talks like a duck.

It simply means - you're drunk;

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Ducks don't talk!


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By:shamuel rathava In:Clean



A camel, a cow and a donkey were discussing 'who is best'?

Cow: I give milk.

Camel: I move heavy loads.

Donkey: ...

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What are you waiting for, say something about yourself!


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By:Malik Rashid Imran Budh In:Clean



I just want to sit down and watch a nice movie with a girlfriend.

Can anyone recommend...

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a nice girlfriend?


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphin's, the brain's natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can't find a friend like yourself,

I can lend you my mirror!


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By:harryk In:Clean



Life is too short to be serious all the time.

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So if you can't laugh at yourself, call me - I'll laugh at you!


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By:parteek saini In:Clean



WARNING WARNING WARNING

Please forward this warning to everyone on your friends list. If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to warm weather and asks you to take off your clothes and dance around with your arms up.

DO NOT DO THIS!! THIS IS A SCAM!!! They only want to see you dance naked. I wish I'd got this yesterday... I feel so stupid!


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By:shravan kumar In:Clean



A smile is a sign of joy;

A hug is a sign of love;

A laugh is a sign of happiness;

And a friend like me, well - that's a sign of good taste!


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By:Gourav Jairth In:Clean



Mera DDA Flat Nikal Gaya...

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Haath Se!


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By:Sahi Khanna In:Clean



I saw something in the shop window today. It was simply stunning, sexy, cute and adorable.

I wanted to buy it for you - till I realized...

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it was my own reflection!


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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



GOD is so wise that He never created FRIENDS with price tags.

If He did, it would have been impossible for...

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you... to afford me!


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By:Hemant Suthar In:Clean



Kuchh Log...

Itne

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Perfect Hote hein Ki Unki Taarif Mein Alfaaz Bhi Kam Pad Jaate Hein!

Jaise ke...

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Mujhe Hi Dekh Lo!


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By:harryk In:Shayari SMS


Tumse dur jane ka irada na tha ,
sada sath rehne ka bhi vaada na tha,
Tum yaad na kroge ye jante the hum,
Par itni jaldi bhul jaoge aandaja na tha…


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By:SACHIN SAINI In:Jokes SMS


एक बार पोल्ट्री के व्यापार में घाटा होने के बाद संता ने सभी मुर्गियों से कहा;

संता: "कल जिसने भी दो से कम अंडे दिए मैं उसे गोली से उड़ा दूंगा!

अगली सुबह संता जब वापस पोल्ट्री फॉर्म आया तो उसने देखा की सभी मुर्गियों ने दो-दो अंडे दिए हुए थे, बस एक ने मात्र एक अंडा दिया हुआ था!

यह देख संता ने कड़क आवाज़ में उस से पूछा, "तुमने सिर्फ एक अंडा क्यों दिया क्या तुम्हे याद नहीं मैंने क्या कहा था"?

जैसे ही संता की बात खत्म हुई सामने से जवाब आया," साहब यह एक अंडा भी मौत के डर से दिया है वर्ना मैं तो मुर्गा हूं!


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By:Deepak Pathak In:Jokes SMS



Ek Admi Ki Wife Kidnap Ho Jaati Hai Aur Kidnappers Uske Husband Ko Phone Lagate Hai:
"Agar Aaj Raat Tak Paise Na Diye Toh
Tumhari Biwi Ko Maar Denge!"
Husband Khamosh Raha.........


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By:harish kumar In:


N Chedo Hame Dil Dukhaye Huye Hai
Judai Ke Sadme Uthaye Huye Hai
Utha Lao Khanjar Karo Katl Hamko
Chrnome Shishko Zhikaye Huye Hao
Nahi Chahte Kabrme Roshniko
Ham Aaphise Tanko Jalaye Huye Hai
Khilona Samzhkar Bigado Na Hamko
Hambhi Kisike Banaye Huye Hai


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