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By:harryk In:Clean



Its hard to find a good friend who is

90% funny

95% sexy

100% perfect...

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So, whatever you do just don't lose me!


Tags : ( Pranks ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 320
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By:HARISH MAKWANA In:Clean



The best 'Prank Call' ever:

"Hello KFC?"

"Yes, how can I help you sir?"

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"I want McDonalds number!"


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.

This describes everything you...

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are not!


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By:harryk In:Clean



Just Go To Hell,

Yes You

You Only

Because only You .

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can change - Hell into Heaven, by your sweetness!


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By:vishal duhan In:Clean



If it walks like a duck;

And talks like a duck.

It simply means - you're drunk;

Because...

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Ducks don't talk!


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By:shamuel rathava In:Clean



A camel, a cow and a donkey were discussing 'who is best'?

Cow: I give milk.

Camel: I move heavy loads.

Donkey: ...

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What are you waiting for, say something about yourself!


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By:Malik Rashid Imran Budh In:Clean



I just want to sit down and watch a nice movie with a girlfriend.

Can anyone recommend...

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a nice girlfriend?


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphin's, the brain's natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can't find a friend like yourself,

I can lend you my mirror!


Tags : ( Pranks ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 272
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By:harryk In:Clean



Life is too short to be serious all the time.

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So if you can't laugh at yourself, call me - I'll laugh at you!


Tags : ( Pranks ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 436
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By:parteek saini In:Clean



WARNING WARNING WARNING

Please forward this warning to everyone on your friends list. If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to warm weather and asks you to take off your clothes and dance around with your arms up.

DO NOT DO THIS!! THIS IS A SCAM!!! They only want to see you dance naked. I wish I'd got this yesterday... I feel so stupid!


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By:shravan kumar In:Clean



A smile is a sign of joy;

A hug is a sign of love;

A laugh is a sign of happiness;

And a friend like me, well - that's a sign of good taste!


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By:Gourav Jairth In:Clean



Mera DDA Flat Nikal Gaya...

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Haath Se!


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By:Sahi Khanna In:Clean



I saw something in the shop window today. It was simply stunning, sexy, cute and adorable.

I wanted to buy it for you - till I realized...

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it was my own reflection!


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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



GOD is so wise that He never created FRIENDS with price tags.

If He did, it would have been impossible for...

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you... to afford me!


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By:Hemant Suthar In:Clean



Kuchh Log...

Itne

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Perfect Hote hein Ki Unki Taarif Mein Alfaaz Bhi Kam Pad Jaate Hein!

Jaise ke...

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Mujhe Hi Dekh Lo!


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By:SukhChaın SınGh In:Love - Romantic SMS


Aapki Aankhen Uchi Hui To Dua Ban Gai
Neechi Hui To Haya Ban Gai
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By:admin In:Jokes SMS


Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?
Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai,
Accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.


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By:JaTT In:Language SMS


एक बाबा प्रवचन दे रहे थे - जिंदगी में बहुत सी चीजों के लिए आदमी चाहता है कि वो देर से हो मगर वो जल्दी हो जाती हैं ......
और बहुत सी चीजों के चाहता है जल्दी हो जाय मगर वो देर होती हैं .... बताओ इसका कोई उदाहरण है .....
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एक भक्त बोला – बाबा जी “शादी और तलाक .....”


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By:harryk In:


"The Max Time In Ur Life U Hav 2 Spnd Wit Urslf...

So, Make Urslf As Intrestin As Possible.
So Dat U'll Never Get Bored!!"


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