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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



A Punjabi opened a Tea stall in China and named it "Panjab Tea Stall".

He got no business for a long time and was about to close down when someone told him to have a more Chinese name for his tea stall if he wanted to succeed in China.

After struggling for a name, he got grand success when he kept the new name.

"Ko Si Ko Si Chaa Fu Ke Fu Ke Pee"!


Tags : ( Pinglish ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 500
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By:Vinod Kumar In:Clean



Kaju Ki Barfi Pe Chandi Ka Varq Kyon Lagate Hain?

Chinese: Wrong question

American: No idea

Japanese: Don't know

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Santa: Oye Puthi-Siddhi Da Pata Lag Janda Is Vaaste!


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By:Vinod Dogra In:Clean



On South Indian Wedding Cards... 'RSVP' stands for Rasam, Sambar, Vada, Payasam.

On Punjabi Wedding cards 'RSVP' stands for Roti, Soti, Voti Teh Peg!


Tags : ( Pinglish ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 220
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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Fakir: Koi Baba Nu Roti Khawa Do

Baba Chawal Vi Kha Lena

Baba Icecream Vi Kha Lenda

Baba Burger Vi Kha Lenda

Baba Sandwich Vi Kha Lenda

Lady: Baba Juttiyan Vi Kha Lenda Ke Nahin?

Fakir: Na Puttar, Sakht Cheez Di Manai Hai...!


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By:Basanta Kumar Sahu In:Clean



An English teacher asked students to write an essay on My Teacher. After some time, Pappu stands up and asked,

"Madam Ji, Niri Agg Nu English Vich Ki Kehnde Ne?"


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Ajj Kal De Zamaane Vichh Maape Apne Baccheyan Da Bahut Kehna Mande Hann!


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Je Tu Na Farda Sadi Banh, Asaan Rul Jana Si;

Saanu Kitey Na Labhdi Thaan, Assan Rul Jaana Si!

Om Sai Ram!


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By:Ofolious Nopoozyy In:Clean



Dukh Mein Simran Sab Karein, Sukh Mein Karein Na Koi;

Jo Sukh Mein Simran Karein, Toh Dukh Kahey Hoye!


Tags : ( Pinglish ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 148
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By:Gourav Jairth In:Clean



Yaar Main Ik Kudi Di Fake ID To Kisi Kudi Naal Gall Karda Hunda Si, Mainu Usde Naal Pyaar Ho Geya. Fir Ik Din Main Usnu Daseya Ki Main Munda Haan,

Usda Reply Aaya Ki Oh Vi Munda Hai.

Yaar Lok Eddan Kyon Karde Aa!


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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



Punjab Da Vikas Te Malaysia Da Jahaaj - Je Kise Ne Dekhia Ta Jaroor Dasso!


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By:harryk In:Clean



Ik Kudi Mainu Kehndi - Tussi, Mera Dil Ta Nai Todoge?

Main Keha - Kamliye, Assi Sara Din Dakka Ni Tod De, Tera Dil Ki Todange!


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Santa: Sir Hun Meri Salary Wada Diyo, Mera Viyah Ho Geya Hai.

Boss: Factory De Bahar Hon Wale Hadseyan Layi Factory Jimmevar Nahin Hundi!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Doctor Kehnda Savere Jaldi Utho... Umar Vaddhi Hai.

Murga Savere Cheti Uthda Hai, Te Sham Nu Shaheed Ho Janda Hai.

Vehma To Bacho Aaram Naal Utho!


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Teacher: Jo Bachha 20 Tak Counting Sunaega Use Main Ek Kiss Dungi.

Punjabi Bachha: Madam Ji, Mainu 100 Tak Aaundi Hai. Tussi Scheme Puri Dasso!


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By:shamuel rathava In:Clean



Always speak truth to your parents and run away immediately after saying it... because the speed of

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'JUTTI' shall be certainly faster than you!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean


If your thoughts are pure, it becomes easy to say what you think and do what you say.

Good Night!


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By:admin In:Shayari SMS


Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gam ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki aadat si ho gayi hai.


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean


Millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels - who bury nuts, then forget where they hid them. Do good and forget. It'll grow some day.

Good Day!


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By:Biharilal Rajput In:Jokes SMS


Aajnbi bhi banjate hai rishtedar Aagar kuch pas hota !!
ye garibi tod deti hai rishta jo rishtabhi khas hota !! .............whtsaap..9765906285


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