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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Pathan saw a board in the middle of a river, he tried to read, but he can't read it.

So, he swim into the river and read,

"Crocodile Inside - Don't Swim"!


Tags : ( Pathan ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 232
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By:shamuel rathava In:Clean



Pathan to his landlord: Sir, I think there is a leakage in the roof right above the dining table.

Landlord: When did you notice it?

Pathan: Last night, when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup!


Tags : ( Pathan ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 284
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By:manoj In:Clean



Sindhi: Operation Aankh Ka hai, Toh Taang Kyon Kaat Rahe Ho?

Pathan Doctor: Mera Pehla Operation Hai Main Nahi Chahta Beech Mein Bol Kar Tum Apni Taang Adao!


Tags : ( Pathan ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 224
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By:harryk In:Clean



Pathan went to a hotel.

After eating he went to wash his hands, but started washing the basin.

Manager: What are you doing?

Pathan: You have written here "Wash Basin".


Tags : ( Pathan ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 260
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By:shamuel rathava In:Clean



Pathan to pharmacist: Can you please exchange these medicines?

Pharmacist confused: What's wrong with them?

Pathan: These Analgesics don't seem to work. So I would prefer Oralgesics!


Tags : ( Pathan ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 272
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?

Pathan's son: I want to follow in my father's footsteps and be a policeman.

Teacher: I didn't know your father was a policeman.

Pathan's son: He isn't. He's a burglar!


Tags : ( Pathan ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 328
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By:admin In:Clean



Teacher to his Pathan student, ""Who is a murderer?""
Pathan: I don't know.
Teacher: Suppose you murder your parents. What'll you become?
Pathan: An orphan!


Tags : ( Pathan ) - SMS Length: 236
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By:admin In:Clean



A Pathan and his son were having an intellectual discussion about life and philosophy.




What are you searching for, down here? The joke ended at the top only!


Tags : ( Pathan ) - SMS Length: 252
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By:ashish kumar chakravarti In:Special SMS


koi dard na ho mujhe aisa bana do .

aisa karo aap mujhe apne jaisa bana do .

mayush hota hu jab wo dil todti hai .

ek patthar ka dil mere seene me bhi laga do ...

(ashish kumar chakravarti)+++++++++


Tags : ( Special SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 284
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By:JaTT In:Sayings - Quotes SMS


Everyone Wants Happiness,
No One Needs Pain..
But,
Its Not Possible To Get A
Rainbow Without A Little Rain!


Tags : ( Life Saying SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 144
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By:admin In:Language SMS


पप्पू ने अपनी अधियापिका से: मैडम क्या आप मुर्गी हो?
अध्यापिका: क्या बकवास कर रहे हो? मैं तुम्हें मुर्गी नज़र आती हूँ!
पप्पू: तो फिर आप मेरे हर टेस्ट में अंडे क्यों देती हो!


Tags : ( Hindi SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 592
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By:JaTT In:Sayings - Quotes SMS


If a woman asks you a question, it`s better to tell her the truth, chances are she`s asking you because she already knows the answer.


Tags : ( Love Saying SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 180
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