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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Pathan saw a board in the middle of a river, he tried to read, but he can't read it.

So, he swim into the river and read,

"Crocodile Inside - Don't Swim"!


Tags : ( Pathan ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 232
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By:shamuel rathava In:Clean



Pathan to his landlord: Sir, I think there is a leakage in the roof right above the dining table.

Landlord: When did you notice it?

Pathan: Last night, when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup!


Tags : ( Pathan ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 284
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By:manoj In:Clean



Sindhi: Operation Aankh Ka hai, Toh Taang Kyon Kaat Rahe Ho?

Pathan Doctor: Mera Pehla Operation Hai Main Nahi Chahta Beech Mein Bol Kar Tum Apni Taang Adao!


Tags : ( Pathan ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 224
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By:harryk In:Clean



Pathan went to a hotel.

After eating he went to wash his hands, but started washing the basin.

Manager: What are you doing?

Pathan: You have written here "Wash Basin".


Tags : ( Pathan ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 260
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By:shamuel rathava In:Clean



Pathan to pharmacist: Can you please exchange these medicines?

Pharmacist confused: What's wrong with them?

Pathan: These Analgesics don't seem to work. So I would prefer Oralgesics!


Tags : ( Pathan ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 272
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?

Pathan's son: I want to follow in my father's footsteps and be a policeman.

Teacher: I didn't know your father was a policeman.

Pathan's son: He isn't. He's a burglar!


Tags : ( Pathan ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 328
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By:admin In:Clean



Teacher to his Pathan student, ""Who is a murderer?""
Pathan: I don't know.
Teacher: Suppose you murder your parents. What'll you become?
Pathan: An orphan!


Tags : ( Pathan ) - SMS Length: 236
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By:admin In:Clean



A Pathan and his son were having an intellectual discussion about life and philosophy.




What are you searching for, down here? The joke ended at the top only!


Tags : ( Pathan ) - SMS Length: 252
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By:JaTT In:Love - Romantic SMS


Girl frnd- ki haal ae Kutte?
Boy frnd- Thik aa Bhootniae
GF- Ki kr rea c kmenea?
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GF-Tere nal gall kar ri aan
Manhoosa
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daffa ho
Love u Daffra
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This is True Love without Drama.......!!!!


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Raja. o golu ye cards le aur aapne muhalleme sare friends ko bant de
golu. ye kya hai
raja. meri shadike cards
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By:Mr.waraich(Great) In:Love - Romantic SMS


Aapki yaad ka jaam hum har pal piya krte hai,aap hme yaad kre ja na kre lekin hum to aapki yaad ke sahare hi ziya krte hai.......great


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By:JaTT In:Season SMS


Aaja Avi Sardi Ka Mosam Nahi Gujra
Paharo Per Abhi Bhi Baraf Jami Hai
Sab Kuch To Hai Mere Paas
Sirf Ek Tere Kami Hai ||
Happy Winter.


Tags : ( Winter SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 180
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