Pathan saw a board in the middle of a river, he tried to read, but he can't read it.
So, he swim into the river and read,
"Crocodile Inside - Don't Swim"!
Pathan to his landlord: Sir, I think there is a leakage in the roof right above the dining table.
Landlord: When did you notice it?
Pathan: Last night, when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup!
Sindhi: Operation Aankh Ka hai, Toh Taang Kyon Kaat Rahe Ho?
Pathan Doctor: Mera Pehla Operation Hai Main Nahi Chahta Beech Mein Bol Kar Tum Apni Taang Adao!
Pathan went to a hotel.
After eating he went to wash his hands, but started washing the basin.
Manager: What are you doing?
Pathan: You have written here "Wash Basin".
Pathan to pharmacist: Can you please exchange these medicines?
Pharmacist confused: What's wrong with them?
Pathan: These Analgesics don't seem to work. So I would prefer Oralgesics!
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Pathan's son: I want to follow in my father's footsteps and be a policeman.
Teacher: I didn't know your father was a policeman.
Pathan's son: He isn't. He's a burglar!
Teacher to his Pathan student, ""Who is a murderer?""
Pathan: I don't know.
Teacher: Suppose you murder your parents. What'll you become?
Pathan: An orphan!
A Pathan and his son were having an intellectual discussion about life and philosophy.
What are you searching for, down here? The joke ended at the top only!