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By:harryk In:Clean



Pappu: You know I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once.

Girlfriend: Oh my God! how did you survive?

Pappu: I fell off the bottom rung!


Tags : ( Pappu ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 200
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By:harryk In:Clean



Teacher: If you think you are good and fast in maths then tell me what is 12 x 45 = ?

Pappu: 132

Teacher: That's wrong.

Pappu: But it is fast!


Tags : ( Pappu ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 228
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By:harryk In:Clean



Bunty: Look at this old photo, look how ugly I was.

Pappu: You took that photo yesterday?


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By:Vinod Dogra In:Clean



Teacher: Batao 'A' Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai?

Pappu: A Kya Bolti Tu!


Tags : ( Pappu ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 96
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



During Maths Class:

Teacher: Pappu, tell me what is the value of X?

Pappu: Sir, Jaan Thi Wo Meri!


Tags : ( Pappu ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 156
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Teacher: What is Life Cycle?

Pappu: It's Hard to pedal a cycle, so we shift to a bike... then we shift to more comfort, we buy a car... because of that we develop a tummy and join the Gym. In the Gym, they again give you a cycle... this is called a "Life Cycle"!


Tags : ( Pappu ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 364
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By:harryk In:Clean



Girlfriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

Pappu: You told me to surprise you!


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By:paresh In:Clean



Teacher: When was Rome built?

Pappu: At night.

Teacher: How can you say that?

Pappu: Because my dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!


Tags : ( Pappu ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 228
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Jeeto: Till what time have you been sleeping?

Pappu: Till the time you didn't wake me up!


Tags : ( Pappu ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 132
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Bunty: What would you call the colourful Russia?

Pappu: RangRussia


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By:Adnan Kiyani In:Clean



Teacher: Kanjus Kise Kehte Hain?

Pappu: Jo 100 Messages Send Karne Par Bhi Reply Nahi Kare.

Teacher: Very Good, Ek Example Batao...

Pappu: Aapki Beti!


Tags : ( Pappu ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 236
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By:harryk In:Clean



Ek Ladki Class Mein Gana Ga Rahi Thi,'O Zara-Zara Touch me, Touch me, Touch me...' Tabhi Pappu Utha Aur Ladki Ko Chhu Liya, Aur Bola,

"Himmat Hai To Aage Ga...!"


Tags : ( Pappu ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 228
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Mini: Another bad pic. Baby am I ugly?

Pappu: No, You are beautiful baby. Bas Photographer Bewkoof Hai Tumhara.

Mini: But Yeh To Selfie Hai!


Tags : ( Pappu ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 212
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Problem of my life:

Whenever I try to fall in love with my books,

My cell phone proposes me.


Tags : ( Pappu ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 148
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By:harryk In:Clean



Police: What happened?

Pappu: I can't find my girlfriend.

Police: Kab Se?

Pappu: Bachpan Se!


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By:Sunil Shayar In:Shayari SMS


Agar hum kahin marr jaye to hume jala dena.
Magar jalane se pahale mera dil nikal lena.
Hume fikar nahi dil jal jane ki.
Hume fikar hai to sirf usame rahane wale ki.
By-S.S.Gupta


Tags : ( Bewafa ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 240
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By:Sunil Shayar In:Shayari SMS


Etani mohabbat na kar ki bikhar jau main.
Thoda rutha bhi kar ki sudhar jau main.
Agar ho jaye khata to ho jana khafa.
Par etani bhi nahi ki marr jau main.
By-S.S.Gupta


Tags : ( Love Shayari SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 228
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By:admin In:Jokes SMS


एक दिन संता दुखी होकर अपने दोस्त बंता के घर जाता है और बंता से कहता है;

संता: यार, मुझे अपनी बीवी से तलाक चाहिए!

बंता: लेकिन क्यों आखिर ऐसा क्या हुआ?

संता: वो 6 महीने से मुझ से बात ही नहीं कर रही!

बंता: एक बार फिर सोच लो, ऐसी बीवी सिर्फ किस्मत वालो को ही मिलती है!


Tags : ( Hindi Jokes(Santa Banta) ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 940
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean


Millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels - who bury nuts, then forget where they hid them. Do good and forget. It'll grow some day.

Good Day!


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