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By:harryk In:Clean



Pappu: You know I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once.

Girlfriend: Oh my God! how did you survive?

Pappu: I fell off the bottom rung!


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By:harryk In:Clean



Teacher: If you think you are good and fast in maths then tell me what is 12 x 45 = ?

Pappu: 132

Teacher: That's wrong.

Pappu: But it is fast!


Tags : ( Pappu ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 228
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By:harryk In:Clean



Bunty: Look at this old photo, look how ugly I was.

Pappu: You took that photo yesterday?


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By:Vinod Dogra In:Clean



Teacher: Batao 'A' Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai?

Pappu: A Kya Bolti Tu!


Tags : ( Pappu ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 96
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



During Maths Class:

Teacher: Pappu, tell me what is the value of X?

Pappu: Sir, Jaan Thi Wo Meri!


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Teacher: What is Life Cycle?

Pappu: It's Hard to pedal a cycle, so we shift to a bike... then we shift to more comfort, we buy a car... because of that we develop a tummy and join the Gym. In the Gym, they again give you a cycle... this is called a "Life Cycle"!


Tags : ( Pappu ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 364
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By:harryk In:Clean



Girlfriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

Pappu: You told me to surprise you!


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By:paresh In:Clean



Teacher: When was Rome built?

Pappu: At night.

Teacher: How can you say that?

Pappu: Because my dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!


Tags : ( Pappu ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 228
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Jeeto: Till what time have you been sleeping?

Pappu: Till the time you didn't wake me up!


Tags : ( Pappu ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 132
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Bunty: What would you call the colourful Russia?

Pappu: RangRussia


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By:Adnan Kiyani In:Clean



Teacher: Kanjus Kise Kehte Hain?

Pappu: Jo 100 Messages Send Karne Par Bhi Reply Nahi Kare.

Teacher: Very Good, Ek Example Batao...

Pappu: Aapki Beti!


Tags : ( Pappu ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 236
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By:harryk In:Clean



Ek Ladki Class Mein Gana Ga Rahi Thi,'O Zara-Zara Touch me, Touch me, Touch me...' Tabhi Pappu Utha Aur Ladki Ko Chhu Liya, Aur Bola,

"Himmat Hai To Aage Ga...!"


Tags : ( Pappu ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 228
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Mini: Another bad pic. Baby am I ugly?

Pappu: No, You are beautiful baby. Bas Photographer Bewkoof Hai Tumhara.

Mini: But Yeh To Selfie Hai!


Tags : ( Pappu ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 212
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Problem of my life:

Whenever I try to fall in love with my books,

My cell phone proposes me.


Tags : ( Pappu ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 148
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By:harryk In:Clean



Police: What happened?

Pappu: I can't find my girlfriend.

Police: Kab Se?

Pappu: Bachpan Se!


Tags : ( Pappu ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 160
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Most Liked in Pappu Sub-Category


By:harryk In:Clean


Pappu: Dad Wo Maine Kaha Tha Na Ki Main Dost Ke Yahaan Padhne Ja Raha Hoon.

Santa: Haan To?

Pappu: Maine Jhooth Bola Tha, Daroo Pee Raha Hun Doston Ke Saath.

Santa: To Abb Kyun Bata Rahe Ho? Kinley Ki Ad Dekhi Kya. Pappu: Nahi Police Walon Ne Pakad Liya!


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By:JaTT In:Jokes SMS


Exams Ke Time Raat
Bhar Padhte Hai Saare
Students Bankar ULLU..
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Exams Ke Time Raat
Bhar Padhte Hai Saare
Students Bankar ULLU..
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Phir Bhi Results Mein Milta
Hai Sirf
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BABA JI KA THULLU


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By:Mr.waraich(Great) In:Love - Romantic SMS


Prm tumari aankho me ajeeb sa nsha hai jo peene ko dil krta hai,ab to tumare sath hi jeene ko dil krta hai........great


Tags : ( Love - Romantic SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 160
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By:Mehra saab In:Jokes SMS


ਤੇਰੀ ਯਾਦ ਚ ਗਵਾਚਾ ਦਿਲ ਰੱਜ ਰੱਜ ਰੋਇਆ__
ਤੂੰ ਵੀ ਕੀਤੀ ਧੋਖੇਬਾਜ਼ੀ ਸਾਡਾ ਰੱਬ ਵੀ ਨਾ ਹੋਇਆ__:(.
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........#Mehra


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