Pappu: You know I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once.
Girlfriend: Oh my God! how did you survive?
Pappu: I fell off the bottom rung!
Teacher: If you think you are good and fast in maths then tell me what is 12 x 45 = ?
Teacher: That's wrong.
Pappu: But it is fast!
Bunty: Look at this old photo, look how ugly I was.
Pappu: You took that photo yesterday?
Teacher: Batao 'A' Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai?
Pappu: A Kya Bolti Tu!
During Maths Class:
Teacher: Pappu, tell me what is the value of X?
Pappu: Sir, Jaan Thi Wo Meri!
Teacher: What is Life Cycle?
Pappu: It's Hard to pedal a cycle, so we shift to a bike... then we shift to more comfort, we buy a car... because of that we develop a tummy and join the Gym. In the Gym, they again give you a cycle... this is called a "Life Cycle"!
Girlfriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?
Pappu: You told me to surprise you!
Teacher: When was Rome built?
Pappu: At night.
Teacher: How can you say that?
Pappu: Because my dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
Jeeto: Till what time have you been sleeping?
Pappu: Till the time you didn't wake me up!
Bunty: What would you call the colourful Russia?
Teacher: Kanjus Kise Kehte Hain?
Pappu: Jo 100 Messages Send Karne Par Bhi Reply Nahi Kare.
Teacher: Very Good, Ek Example Batao...
Pappu: Aapki Beti!
Ek Ladki Class Mein Gana Ga Rahi Thi,'O Zara-Zara Touch me, Touch me, Touch me...' Tabhi Pappu Utha Aur Ladki Ko Chhu Liya, Aur Bola,
"Himmat Hai To Aage Ga...!"
Mini: Another bad pic. Baby am I ugly?
Pappu: No, You are beautiful baby. Bas Photographer Bewkoof Hai Tumhara.
Mini: But Yeh To Selfie Hai!
Problem of my life:
Whenever I try to fall in love with my books,
My cell phone proposes me.
Police: What happened?
Pappu: I can't find my girlfriend.
Police: Kab Se?
Pappu: Bachpan Se!