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By:harryk In:Clean



What has two grey legs and two brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhoea!


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By:Hemant Suthar In:Clean



What do you call a sad coffee?

Despresso!


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By:joni sharma In:Clean



What did the blonde call her pet zebra?

Spot!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



What did the Thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

You may have graduated but I've got so many degrees!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

He thought his wife was a flake!


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By:Happy Rao In:Clean



What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Had a byte!


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By:Mahar Abrar In:Clean



What did the hamburger name it's baby?

Patty


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?

Swimming trunks!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!


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By:Dinesh prasad In:Clean



If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?


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By:paresh In:Clean



Hot shower (n.) - a regular shower, but with me in it!


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By:Gourav Jairth In:Clean



Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run!


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By:Princess In:Clean



A girl to the X-ray technician after swallowing some coins by mistake, "Sir, do you see any change in me?"


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

He was trying to make both ends meet!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



What happened to the plant in Maths class?

It grew square roots!


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────(♥)(♥)(♥)────(♥)(♥)(♥) __ ɪƒ ƴσυ'ʀє αʟσηє,
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──────(♥)████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ηєє∂ тσ ɓє ɧαρρƴ,
────────(♥)████(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɱɪʟє.
─────────(♥)██(♥) ɓυт αηƴтɪɱє ƴσυ ηєє∂ α ƒʀɪєη∂,
───────────(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ʝυѕт ɓє ɱє.


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By:JaTT In: Story SMS


*Beautiful line 4 Today..
Sache rishto ki khubsurti ek dusre ki galtiya bardasht karne me hai, kyuki bina kami ka insaan talash karoge to akele reh jaoge*


Tags : ( Dosti Story SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 208
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By:shaikh In:Language SMS


Jannat k 8 darwazay hain,
1.Jannatul mava
2.Darul maqam
3.Darul salam
4.Darul Khuld
5.Jannatul adan 6.Jannatul naim
7.Jannatul Kashif
8.Jannatul firdos
Allah se dua hay k roz-e-qiyamat
her darwazay se
ap ka nam pukara jaye."aameen"


Tags : ( Islamic SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 308
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By:Biharilal Rajput In:Jokes SMS


N Chedo hame dil dukhaye huye hai
judai ke sadme uthaye huye hai
utha lao khanjar karo katl hamko
chrnome shishko zhikaye huye hao
nahi chahte kabrme roshniko
ham aaphise tanko jalaye huye hai
khilona samzhkar bigado na hamko
hambhi kisike banaye huye hai


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