What has two grey legs and two brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhoea!
What do you call a sad coffee?
What did the blonde call her pet zebra?
What did the Thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
You may have graduated but I've got so many degrees!
Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?
He thought his wife was a flake!
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
What did the hamburger name it's baby?
What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?
What did Bacon say to Tomato?
Lettuce get together!
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Hot shower (n.) - a regular shower, but with me in it!
Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run!
A girl to the X-ray technician after swallowing some coins by mistake, "Sir, do you see any change in me?"
Why did the poor dog chase his tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet!
What happened to the plant in Maths class?
It grew square roots!