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By:harryk In:Clean



What has two grey legs and two brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhoea!


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By:Hemant Suthar In:Clean



What do you call a sad coffee?

Despresso!


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By:joni sharma In:Clean



What did the blonde call her pet zebra?

Spot!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



What did the Thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

You may have graduated but I've got so many degrees!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

He thought his wife was a flake!


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By:Happy Rao In:Clean



What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Had a byte!


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By:Mahar Abrar In:Clean



What did the hamburger name it's baby?

Patty


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?

Swimming trunks!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!


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By:Dinesh prasad In:Clean



If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?


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By:paresh In:Clean



Hot shower (n.) - a regular shower, but with me in it!


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By:Gourav Jairth In:Clean



Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run!


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By:Princess In:Clean



A girl to the X-ray technician after swallowing some coins by mistake, "Sir, do you see any change in me?"


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

He was trying to make both ends meet!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



What happened to the plant in Maths class?

It grew square roots!


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By:shamuel rathava In:


Thank you, sister... for always being there on my side and for helping me in those infinite ways which I might not even remember.

Happy Birthday to a loving and caring sister!


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By:admin In:Festival SMS


Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai, Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy Diwali *


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By:admin In: Story SMS


""3 dosto ki Kahani""

1 Gyan
2 Dhan
Or
3 Viswas
Teeno bahut Achhe Dost the
3no m Pyar b Bhut tha.
Ek aisa Waqt Aaya k
3no ko juda hona pada,
3no ne Ek Dusre s sawal kiye k
Koun kahan jayega.
Gyan bola: Mai Mandir,Masjid,
Church, Gurudware or Vidyalane jaunga.

Dhan ne kaha: MAI Mahal or
Ameero jaunga.
Lekin

Viswas chup tha
Dono ne Wajah puchhi
Toh Viswas ne
Thandi Aah bhar k kaha:

Me 1 Baar Chala Gaya
Toh phir kbi lout kr nhi Aunga.


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By:Sunil Shayar In:Shayari SMS


Hum bhi kabhi muskuraya karte the.
Ujalo me bhi sor machaya karte the.
Usi diye ne jala diya mere haatho ko.
Jis diye ko hum hawa se bachaya karte the.
By-S.S.Gupta


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