News and Politics
Future exam pattern in India:
General students - Answer all questions.
General students (girls) - Any three out of ten. (33% of total)
OBC - Write any question.
SC - Only read questions.
ST - Thank you for coming.
Gujjars/Jats - Thank you for allowing others to attend the examination.
Koi ₹251 Mein Smartphone De Raha Hai
Koi Free WiFi
Koi Jokes Banane Ke Liye Material
Kaun Kehta Hai Neta Matlabi Hote Hain!
The volatile stock market affects human beings and their best friends...
Message from China:
Last month, market was good, my dog what I ate.
Last week, market was bad, I ate what my dog ate.
Yesterday, market crashed, I ate my dog.
Starbucks is planning on selling beer and wine, apparently it's getting difficult to sell sober people a $12 cup of coffee!
Rohit Sharma said no for second run. It was completely Kohli's Call.
Moral: Please listen to Someone who is already married!
Sanjay Dutt to be released on Feb 25.
Or maybe he is being expelled from jail for low attendance!
Everyone has their share of problems.
People don't know which car to take out today?
People don't know which wife to take out today?
Teacher to Kejriwal: Take compass and draw a circle.
Teacher: Yeh Kya Banaya Hai Tedha-Medha?
Kejriwal: 'Center' Ne Saath Nahi Diya!
Aamir: You know Kiran, seven terrorists killed in Pathankot.
Kiran: Oh God, terrorists are not safe in this country. Let's pack our bags!
In Delhi, your number plate is the new cleavage!
Everyone is checking it out!
Banta: Why did Sanjay Dutt got jailed and Salman Khan got acquitted?
Santa: Because they both wanted it that way.
Banta: Don't understand...
Santa: Sanjay Dutt wanted to escape his wife from time to time, thus jail and even furloughs. And Salman hired the best because he didn't have a wife from who to escape!
Doctor: Kitni Sharab Peete Ho?
Santa: Even Days Mein 2-4 Peg Aur Odd Days Mein 3-5 Peg!
Pakistan requests Modi not to visit Pakistan.
The 1st visit is followed by an earthquake.
Robert and Sonia are only two persons in this country who are proud of their mothers-in-law!
Breaking News from Silicon Valley:
Google looses its patent on the driverless car to an Indian by the name of Salman Khan.