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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Future exam pattern in India:

General students - Answer all questions.

General students (girls) - Any three out of ten. (33% of total)

OBC - Write any question.

SC - Only read questions.

ST - Thank you for coming.

Gujjars/Jats - Thank you for allowing others to attend the examination.


Tags : ( News and Politics ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 452
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By:raghu8553532253 In:Clean



Koi ₹251 Mein Smartphone De Raha Hai

Koi Free WiFi

Koi Jokes Banane Ke Liye Material

Kaun Kehta Hai Neta Matlabi Hote Hain!


Tags : ( News and Politics ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 208
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By:harryk In:Clean



The volatile stock market affects human beings and their best friends...

Message from China:

Last month, market was good, my dog what I ate.

Last week, market was bad, I ate what my dog ate.

Yesterday, market crashed, I ate my dog.


Tags : ( News and Politics ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 356
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Starbucks is planning on selling beer and wine, apparently it's getting difficult to sell sober people a $12 cup of coffee!


Tags : ( News and Politics ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 164
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By:Vinod Dogra In:Clean



Rohit Sharma said no for second run. It was completely Kohli's Call.

Moral: Please listen to Someone who is already married!


Tags : ( News and Politics ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 180
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Sanjay Dutt to be released on Feb 25.

Or maybe he is being expelled from jail for low attendance!


Tags : ( News and Politics ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 144
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By:Hemant Suthar In:Clean



Everyone has their share of problems.

In Delhi,

People don't know which car to take out today?



In Dubai,

People don't know which wife to take out today?


Tags : ( News and Politics ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 268
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Teacher to Kejriwal: Take compass and draw a circle.

Kejriwal: Done

Teacher: Yeh Kya Banaya Hai Tedha-Medha?

Kejriwal: 'Center' Ne Saath Nahi Diya!


Tags : ( News and Politics ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 232
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By:harryk In:Clean



Aamir: You know Kiran, seven terrorists killed in Pathankot.

Kiran: Oh God, terrorists are not safe in this country. Let's pack our bags!


Tags : ( News and Politics ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 196
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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



In Delhi, your number plate is the new cleavage!

Everyone is checking it out!


Tags : ( News and Politics ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 116
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By:harryk In:Clean



Banta: Why did Sanjay Dutt got jailed and Salman Khan got acquitted?

Santa: Because they both wanted it that way.

Banta: Don't understand...

Santa: Sanjay Dutt wanted to escape his wife from time to time, thus jail and even furloughs. And Salman hired the best because he didn't have a wife from who to escape!


Tags : ( News and Politics ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 452
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By:Basanta Kumar Sahu In:Clean



In Delhi:

Doctor: Kitni Sharab Peete Ho?

Santa: Even Days Mein 2-4 Peg Aur Odd Days Mein 3-5 Peg!


Tags : ( News and Politics ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 156
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By:harryk In:Clean



Pakistan requests Modi not to visit Pakistan.

The 1st visit is followed by an earthquake.


Tags : ( News and Politics ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 132
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By:harryk In:Clean



Robert and Sonia are only two persons in this country who are proud of their mothers-in-law!


Tags : ( News and Politics ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 124
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Breaking News from Silicon Valley:

Google looses its patent on the driverless car to an Indian by the name of Salman Khan.


Tags : ( News and Politics ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 176
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Tags : ( Love Poem ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 1260
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By:harryk In:Clean


In 1814, Women had no rights.

In 1914, Women fought for rights.

In 2014, Women are always right!


Tags : ( Women ) - SMS Length: 152
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By:Khadiza Khaleque Mitu In:Love - Romantic SMS


The smile on your face
Lets me know that you need me.
There's a truth in your eyes
Saying you'll never leave me.
The touch of your hand says you'll catch me wherever I fall
You say it best when you say nothing at all.


Tags : ( Funny SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 292
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By:admin In: Story SMS


DEDICATED TO ALL BOYS
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Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey
Hain Pyar Me,
Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai
Intezaar Me.......
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Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya
Nahi
Samjhti,
Wo Toh Panipuri Khati
Firti Hain
Bazaar Me..
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Or LADKE Pade Rehte
Hain BEER BAR Me............. .!!!!


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