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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Future exam pattern in India:

General students - Answer all questions.

General students (girls) - Any three out of ten. (33% of total)

OBC - Write any question.

SC - Only read questions.

ST - Thank you for coming.

Gujjars/Jats - Thank you for allowing others to attend the examination.


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By:raghu8553532253 In:Clean



Koi ₹251 Mein Smartphone De Raha Hai

Koi Free WiFi

Koi Jokes Banane Ke Liye Material

Kaun Kehta Hai Neta Matlabi Hote Hain!


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By:harryk In:Clean



The volatile stock market affects human beings and their best friends...

Message from China:

Last month, market was good, my dog what I ate.

Last week, market was bad, I ate what my dog ate.

Yesterday, market crashed, I ate my dog.


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Starbucks is planning on selling beer and wine, apparently it's getting difficult to sell sober people a $12 cup of coffee!


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By:Vinod Dogra In:Clean



Rohit Sharma said no for second run. It was completely Kohli's Call.

Moral: Please listen to Someone who is already married!


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Sanjay Dutt to be released on Feb 25.

Or maybe he is being expelled from jail for low attendance!


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By:Hemant Suthar In:Clean



Everyone has their share of problems.

In Delhi,

People don't know which car to take out today?



In Dubai,

People don't know which wife to take out today?


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Teacher to Kejriwal: Take compass and draw a circle.

Kejriwal: Done

Teacher: Yeh Kya Banaya Hai Tedha-Medha?

Kejriwal: 'Center' Ne Saath Nahi Diya!


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By:harryk In:Clean



Aamir: You know Kiran, seven terrorists killed in Pathankot.

Kiran: Oh God, terrorists are not safe in this country. Let's pack our bags!


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By:Major singh kahlon In:Clean



In Delhi, your number plate is the new cleavage!

Everyone is checking it out!


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By:harryk In:Clean



Banta: Why did Sanjay Dutt got jailed and Salman Khan got acquitted?

Santa: Because they both wanted it that way.

Banta: Don't understand...

Santa: Sanjay Dutt wanted to escape his wife from time to time, thus jail and even furloughs. And Salman hired the best because he didn't have a wife from who to escape!


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By:Basanta Kumar Sahu In:Clean



In Delhi:

Doctor: Kitni Sharab Peete Ho?

Santa: Even Days Mein 2-4 Peg Aur Odd Days Mein 3-5 Peg!


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By:harryk In:Clean



Pakistan requests Modi not to visit Pakistan.

The 1st visit is followed by an earthquake.


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By:harryk In:Clean



Robert and Sonia are only two persons in this country who are proud of their mothers-in-law!


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Breaking News from Silicon Valley:

Google looses its patent on the driverless car to an Indian by the name of Salman Khan.


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By:JaTT In:Sayings - Quotes SMS


Log Kehete Hai Ki Dukh Bura Hota Hai,
Jab Aata Hai Tab Rulata Hai.
Magar, Hum Kehete Hai Ki,
Dukh Accha Hai,
Jab Aata Hai
Tab Apno Ki Yaad Lata Hai.


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By:Vinod Dogra In:Clean


God forbid - If Sania were to divorce Shoaib in Suzanne Style, the whole Pakistani Economy would possible collapse!


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By:harryk In:Clean


The greatest value of having good people around you is not what you get from them... but the better person you become by being with them.


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By:Sunil Shayar In:Shayari SMS


Dusaro ki hasi lekar kya karen.
Jo apani nahi wo khushi lekar kya karen.
Tanha jine se behatar hum marr hi jaye.
Saath agar usaka na ho to zindagi jikar kya karen.
By-S.S.Gupta


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