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By:harryk In:Clean



It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers!


Tags : ( Marriage ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 76
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By:harryk In:Clean



If you really want to know about your mistakes, you should ask your wife!


Tags : ( Marriage ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 100
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By:shamuel rathava In:Clean



All married men should forget their mistakes, there is no use in two people remembering the same!


Tags : ( Marriage ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 132
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Santa:I don't expect anything positive from my wife.

Banta: Why so?

Santa: Because even her blood group is 'B Negative'!


Tags : ( Marriage ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 196
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By:Pst Silas Okon In:Clean



You just cannot compare marriage and lottery.

In lottery, there's, at least a slim chance you'll win!


Tags : ( Marriage ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 148
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By:harryk In:Clean



Wife: I want an explaination and I want the truth.

Husband: Make up your mind!


Tags : ( Marriage ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 116
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or wear is... a mother-in-law who always notices what you cook and what you wear!


Tags : ( Marriage ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 200
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Jeeto: Remember when we got married, you used to feed me first and then have your meals?

Santa: Yes, I remember.

Jeeto: So, why have you stopped now?

Santa: Because, now you have learnt how to cook!


Tags : ( Marriage ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 300
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Ladies: If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married!


Tags : ( Marriage ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 144
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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



After three years of marriage, there are some questions I'd like to ask my wife... little things like, 'Honey, why is it that you get three closets and I get the back of a chair?'


Tags : ( Marriage ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 240
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By:harryk In:Clean



Trust is the most important part of a Relationship.

You must be 100% sure, she will not tell your wife!


Tags : ( Marriage ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 152
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By:Lucky Sharma In:Clean



Before marriage, man would awake all night thinking about something you said.

And after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it!


Tags : ( Marriage ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 204
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By:harryk In:Clean



Marriage:

A deal in which a man gives away half his groceries in order to get the other half cooked!


Tags : ( Marriage ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 148
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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Whatever arrangements you make for the division of household duties, your husband's job will be easier!


Tags : ( Marriage ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 140
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By:Roy Kharjana In:Clean



Only a man who has loved a woman of genius can appreciate what happiness there is in loving a fool!


Tags : ( Marriage ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 132
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By:Raghavendra In:Love - Romantic SMS


Ek khubsurat dil hazaar khubsurat chehru
se khubsurat hota hai
hamesha life main khubsurat chehry
ki bajaye khubsurat dil dekho
......


Tags : ( Funny SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 188
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By:JaTT In: Story SMS


*Beautiful line 4 Today..
Sache rishto ki khubsurti ek dusre ki galtiya bardasht karne me hai, kyuki bina kami ka insaan talash karoge to akele reh jaoge*


Tags : ( Dosti Story SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 208
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By:Mehra saab In: Story SMS


ਇੱਕ ਤੂਫਾਨ ਆਇਆ, ਤੇ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ, ?
ਤੇਰਾ ਕੀ ਹੋਵੇਗਾ ਜੇ ਮੈਂ ਸਭ ਕੁਝ ਉਜਾੜ ਦੇਵਾਂ ਤਾਂ !
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Tags : ( Dosti Story SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 416
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By:Raghavendra In:Love - Romantic SMS


Mohbbat kya cheez hai ye ab maine jaana hai mere jaaaan,
Hajaaro ke dil todne padte hai .
Sirf ek dil paane ke liye..
By-Raghavendra


Tags : ( Funny SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 180
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