It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers!
If you really want to know about your mistakes, you should ask your wife!
All married men should forget their mistakes, there is no use in two people remembering the same!
Santa:I don't expect anything positive from my wife.
Banta: Why so?
Santa: Because even her blood group is 'B Negative'!
You just cannot compare marriage and lottery.
In lottery, there's, at least a slim chance you'll win!
Wife: I want an explaination and I want the truth.
Husband: Make up your mind!
The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or wear is... a mother-in-law who always notices what you cook and what you wear!
Jeeto: Remember when we got married, you used to feed me first and then have your meals?
Santa: Yes, I remember.
Jeeto: So, why have you stopped now?
Santa: Because, now you have learnt how to cook!
Ladies: If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married!
After three years of marriage, there are some questions I'd like to ask my wife... little things like, 'Honey, why is it that you get three closets and I get the back of a chair?'
Trust is the most important part of a Relationship.
You must be 100% sure, she will not tell your wife!
Before marriage, man would awake all night thinking about something you said.
And after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it!
A deal in which a man gives away half his groceries in order to get the other half cooked!
Whatever arrangements you make for the division of household duties, your husband's job will be easier!
Only a man who has loved a woman of genius can appreciate what happiness there is in loving a fool!