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By:harryk In:Clean



It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers!


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By:harryk In:Clean



If you really want to know about your mistakes, you should ask your wife!


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By:shamuel rathava In:Clean



All married men should forget their mistakes, there is no use in two people remembering the same!


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Santa:I don't expect anything positive from my wife.

Banta: Why so?

Santa: Because even her blood group is 'B Negative'!


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By:Pst Silas Okon In:Clean



You just cannot compare marriage and lottery.

In lottery, there's, at least a slim chance you'll win!


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By:harryk In:Clean



Wife: I want an explaination and I want the truth.

Husband: Make up your mind!


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or wear is... a mother-in-law who always notices what you cook and what you wear!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Jeeto: Remember when we got married, you used to feed me first and then have your meals?

Santa: Yes, I remember.

Jeeto: So, why have you stopped now?

Santa: Because, now you have learnt how to cook!


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



Ladies: If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married!


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By:jatinder doraha In:Clean



After three years of marriage, there are some questions I'd like to ask my wife... little things like, 'Honey, why is it that you get three closets and I get the back of a chair?'


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By:harryk In:Clean



Trust is the most important part of a Relationship.

You must be 100% sure, she will not tell your wife!


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By:Lucky Sharma In:Clean



Before marriage, man would awake all night thinking about something you said.

And after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it!


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By:harryk In:Clean



Marriage:

A deal in which a man gives away half his groceries in order to get the other half cooked!


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By:Buta ramana In:Clean



Whatever arrangements you make for the division of household duties, your husband's job will be easier!


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By:Roy Kharjana In:Clean



Only a man who has loved a woman of genius can appreciate what happiness there is in loving a fool!


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By:Navjot Singh In:Jokes SMS


A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for there anniversary
and then his wife didn’t speak to him for 6 months.

Was the neclace fake?
No. that was deal..!! :’D


Tags : ( Funny SMS ) 2 months ago - SMS Length: 228
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By:sunnylathiyan In:Shayari SMS


Dil me tumhari apni kami chhod jayenge,
Aankhon me intezar ki lakir chhod
jayenge,
Yaad rakhna bhul na paoge hume,
Pyar ki aisi kahani chhod jayenge.
.............$$$$$$


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By:SACHIN SAINI In:Jokes SMS


एक बार पोल्ट्री के व्यापार में घाटा होने के बाद संता ने सभी मुर्गियों से कहा;

संता: "कल जिसने भी दो से कम अंडे दिए मैं उसे गोली से उड़ा दूंगा!

अगली सुबह संता जब वापस पोल्ट्री फॉर्म आया तो उसने देखा की सभी मुर्गियों ने दो-दो अंडे दिए हुए थे, बस एक ने मात्र एक अंडा दिया हुआ था!

यह देख संता ने कड़क आवाज़ में उस से पूछा, "तुमने सिर्फ एक अंडा क्यों दिया क्या तुम्हे याद नहीं मैंने क्या कहा था"?

जैसे ही संता की बात खत्म हुई सामने से जवाब आया," साहब यह एक अंडा भी मौत के डर से दिया है वर्ना मैं तो मुर्गा हूं!


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By:Vipul Verma In:Quotes


Playing polo is like trying to play golf during an earthquake. , 1990


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